Visual Analysis: Advice Animals

It sometimes seems like there are far too many Advice Dog spinoffs to count, and new ones pop up every day. Websites like MemeGenerator and QuickMeme make it easy to instantly create a new joke based on the tried-and-true formula of one picture and two lines of text. How does one make sense of it all?

To you, my dear friend, I present the Periodic Table of Advice Animals. (Click for full size)

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