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SonicLover
SonicLover

Now I’m waiting for the inevitable copypasta parodies.

“Your invite to battle Pokémon is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky.Wow, I cannot wait to let every 10-year-old trainer mine my top-tier Pokémon to help them land a gym badge. I love the sense of entitlement in your generation.You’re welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don’t ever reach out to senior trainers again and assume their carefully curated team of Pokémon is available to you, just because you want to build your Pokédex.”

…yeah, I’m terrible at writing these.

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B.J. Blazkowicz
B.J. Blazkowicz

in reply to SonicLover

“Your invite to trade Pokémon is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky.Wow, I cannot wait to let every 10-year-old trainer mine my top-tier Pokémon to help them land a gym badge. I love the sense of entitlement in your generation.You’re welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don’t ever reach out to senior trainers again and assume their carefully curated team of Pokémon is available to you, just because you want to build your Pokédex.”

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Pi-Face
Pi-Face

in reply to SonicLover

Your call to battle Pokémon is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky.Wow, I cannot wait to let every (Ambiguously aged) trainer mine my top-percentage Ratata to help them land a gym badge. I love the sense of awesomeness in your generation.You’re welcome to your coolness lesson for the year. Don’t ever reach out to youngsters again and assume their carefully curated team of Ratata is available to you, just because you want to wear shorts.

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Cian
Cian

in reply to SonicLover

Yeah these will be great for sarcastic scorning of elitists everywhere. I kind of want to use it for those random friend requests on Facebook and Youtube too though from people I’ve never met.

“Your friend request is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky.Wow, I cannot wait to let every unwashed user mine my top-tier wall posts to help them land a friend. I love the sense of entitlement in your generation.You’re welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don’t ever reach out to senior users again and assume their carefully curated friend list is available to you, just because you want to get to know people.”

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