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Captain  Blubber
Captain Blubber

True, I recall reading about the Mongolian Pancake torture.

Back in 600 b.c. they would dangle a pancake in front of your face.

The closer you get to the pancake the higher the voltage that goes through the electrodes on your genitals (they got these from a wayward time traveler).

And as soon as you get within a centimetre of the flat, round cake of bliss.

BANG!

They kill you with a big sword.

It’s terrible really.

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