Jan 25, 2010 at 01:45PM EST
True, I recall reading about the Mongolian Pancake torture.
Back in 600 b.c. they would dangle a pancake in front of your face.
The closer you get to the pancake the higher the voltage that goes through the electrodes on your genitals (they got these from a wayward time traveler).
And as soon as you get within a centimetre of the flat, round cake of bliss.
They kill you with a big sword.
It’s terrible really.
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