Oct 08, 2011 at 02:36PM EDT
Every Teddy Bear carries with it a small blessing from Theodore Roosevelt, passed on from beyond the grave.
That is why their protection works so well: the monsters know, that if they f**k with anyone protected by a Teddy Bear, they shall be dragged to HELL by Theodore Roosevelt.
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