Berry Punch - Comment #269,976

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Berry Punch
Berry Punch

So I’ll progressively post a little about myself, to help all you understand why I’m like who I am and do what I do.
First the basics:
Dad: sad drunk, left my sister and I alone most of the time
Mom: died giving birth to Cheerilee and myself
Sister: Cheerilee, my twin
Daughter: Ruby Pinch (I’m not good at filling out birth certificates dunk) my one and only daughter
Fillyfriend: Colgate, just got back from teaching new dentist ponies
Ruby’s dad: Pokey Pierce (I think I’ve decided on snapping off his horn and shoving it up his ass :3)
More to come soon
You need to know that I sometimes lie when I’m drunk, I’m not drunk now though.
Feel free to ask questions!


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