I Took an Arrow in the Knee

When life hits you in the knee with an arrow, don’t become a town guard. Shoot life back with the arrow! Get mad! I don’t want my damn dreams crushed, what the hell am I supposed to do then? I demand to see life’s thane! Make life rue the day it could shoot an adventurer with an arrow! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who will burn your village down! With an arrow! I’m going to get the mages to invent a combustible arrow that will burn your village down!