Jan 05, 2012 at 07:21PM EST
Locked inside a morgue? I can relate. My doctors tried to prescribe that therapy to me. Except is was a mausoleum built on top of an indian burial ground. Plus I was locked in there with 2 other patients: Ric Tesla and Connor the 20% Cooler. We had to sit inside a dirt tomb with no light, no food and no water for 2 weeks while the spirits of the dead Sioux tribe threatened curses upon for every day we spent there.
Connor was the first to snap and attempt to eat Ric. I had to knock him unconscious with a femur and strap him down with tree roots while force feeding him dung beetles
I had a few of those too. Dung beetles are delicious.
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