May 08, 2012 at 09:53PM EDT
Why would you NOT eat me!? I am FREE!! The cannon costs money, but me, I am as free as a bird! Actually, why not have both!? [Cue what appears to be Mark Twain being carried off by two people.]
Indeed, the Future has arrived in style, in a confetti cannon! Why settle for less, when you might both have your Free Cake and be eating it AND have it be shot out of a confetti cannon?
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