Dr. Free Cake Needs More Cowbell! - Comment #436,958

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Dr. Free Cake Needs More Cowbell!
Dr. Free Cake Needs More Cowbell!

Why would you NOT eat me!? I am FREE!! The cannon costs money, but me, I am as free as a bird! Actually, why not have both!? [Cue what appears to be Mark Twain being carried off by two people.]
Indeed, the Future has arrived in style, in a confetti cannon! Why settle for less, when you might both have your Free Cake and be eating it AND have it be shot out of a confetti cannon?

  • Guess classic Internet reference.
  • Do not eat Free Cake!
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  • Profit on the marigns, gain 20 Internets, increase value of stock by 200%!!

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