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Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)
Arlon The Serene (Free Cake)

Curses! Sent to jail again! And I was THIS CLOSE to Boardwalk! Mark my words, I will return with avengeance!
I don’t care if Amanda The B.nevolent runs this s***! She’ll never take away my delicious freedom! Her blatant abuse of power burns my frosting and rustles my jimmy sprinkles! Her mad Cat Tax, stealing all of our Karma to pay for her crazed Cheeto meme fix! And when we don’t pay, she sends the long Paw of the Law to throw us into the Crate! I know I may be a Brand New Member, but I also Know Your Meme! I will stop at nothing to overthrow the autocracy! Long live the revolution!! NOW WHO’S WITH ME!?

…Yeah, I figured as much. Oh, well. Nice while it lasted. Thanks for the image, Amanda. Coming from you, that means a lot. Now! I’ve just been hauled off to jail! Who’s turn is it next? Let’s see here…ah! Looks like Random Man! And next time we play Monopoly, I get to be the Racecar.


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