Sep 14, 2012 at 05:30PM EDT
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User: Dead Parrot
Hello mares, my name is Dead Parrot (in case you didn’t catch that heh heh). I teach mathematics at Ponyville elementary. My interests include Video games, watching My Little Human, and collecting custom plushies. Don’t be fooled by my cutie mark into thinking I don’t have a sense of humor! I come from a long line of some of the greatest pun makers Equestria has ever known! Ever heard of a little town called ’Manehattan"? My great-great-great grandfather was the genius who came up with that one when the city was founded.
So, how am I supposed to end this thing? Um…if you like fine dining, exotic locales, and plenty of excitement…um…well you should probably go check out somepony else.
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