Nov 07, 2012 at 11:45PM EST
you are now being transported 12 days back in time
A single university can’t hold an entire medical industry, silly.
Or can it?
UCLA does have a really great medical center. If you ever get mauled by a flock of rabid kiwis or whatever you crazy kiwis have (lucked out over Australia didn’t you), take a long flight over here and I’ll fix you up in a jiffy.
I’ve always dream of working with babies. Not so much the actual birth process, since I’ve found that to be rather disconcerting (who knew a entire human being could come out of such a small opening shudders), but you know, one of those nurses that play with the babies and take care of them and sit next to the mothers and tell them just how beautiful their children are and watch them all blossom in their first few weeks and stuff. Obviously, there’s a lot more to it, and believe me, it is hard work. I can’t say I enjoy every second of it, but it never ceases to be, well, magical. It’s almost like I’m re-enacting that scene from the Lion King where the monkey/mandrill thing holds Simba over a cliff and then he’s all like ooh and there’s Elton John singing in the background every day.
Or at least, that’s what I’ll be doing after I finish all this bloody schoolwork. I just want to graduate dammit. I don’t see how half of this stuff is relevant to what I’ll be doing.
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