Charlton Heston as Moses in "The Ten Commandments" with Twinkies - Comment #662,738

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1. Thou shalt have no other snacks before me.
2. Thou shalt not make any graven logos.
3. Thou shalt not say Hostess in vain.
4. Thou shalt keep the holy snacking day.
5. Thou shalt honor thy Twinkies and thy Ding-Dongs.
6. Thou shalt not destroy snacks.
7. Thou shalt not betray your snacks for other snacks.
8. Thou shalt not take another’s snacks.
9. Thou shalt not lie about your snacks.
10. Thou shalt not covet the snacks of others.


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