Dec 06, 2012 at 01:00AM EST
07 – California Institute of Technology.08 – But what if my name really were Crazy Waxing Moon? Then you’d feel all embarrassed. Okay, in reality my first name is Alex, but no one ever calls me that.09 – It’s a tie. I actually hate Twixie/Fluttermac, but tolerate them. Lunamac is the only thing that’ll boil my stomach though.10 – Better interferometric telescopes. Mostly because it means my intended job will be less of a pain in the ass.
Otherwise? A proper VR headset. You probably won’t see the significance of that if you’ve never used an old Virtual Boy.11 – Cranial injury from a car accident. If a doctor ever needs to put a hole in my skull to relieve pressure, they might as well use the fingernail sized one already there.12 – The love of my life, and hopefully he only shoots the one friend I like the least.
Pluralization jokes aside.. I’d go for my friends. Heartbreak will happen either way, and I may as well save some other families a lot of heartache.13 – Continue peeing on said hand.
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