Dec 27, 2012 at 06:43PM EST
Today… today is a sad day in the Queendom of Rarity. Not only has our grand monarch been demoted and defaced into a supporting character, but our pride and love has been squashed like an annoying fly, zipping around an evening meal. This is an outrage. No, this is more than an outrage. Out of all the worst possible things, this is THE. WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. Cette appels à la guerre. How dare they mock The Fabulous Purple One? Who are they to decide whether or not she gets her own episode, no matter how much she deserves and we desire one. We the people must take action! Not only for her, but for Spikey Wikey as well! They deserve romance! They deserve love! They deserve freedom! This is a call to arms for ALL Rarity fans, whether you worship her, ship her, or masturbate to her. We must storm Studio B and demand a Rarity episode at once! Ready men? For the Legion! For the Queendom! For Rarity!
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