Jan 26, 2013 at 11:02AM EST
I heard a joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he’s depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says “Treatment is simple. Watch ’My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. That should pick you up”. Man bursts into tears. “But doctor”, he says, “I am Pagli…Wait, what?.” So the doctor says, “What’s wrong?” Pagliacci replies, “Every other doctor I’ve met has told me to see Pagliacci the Clown without realizing that I am in fact, Pagliacci the Clown.” Doctor, “Yes, they called ahead, you make that joke at all your shows, its kind of stale. At this point even the people who aren’t you are depressed by your jokes. Now begone and watch Ponies” So Pagliacci took the Doctor’s advice, declared Pinkie Pie to be best pony, and lived happily ever after (or at least until Dr.Manhattan vanished to Mars). Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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