Jan 31, 2013 at 11:33AM EST
There is no need to be upset.
Let us all join this lawn mower in its ascension to a higher plane of happiness. Let your daily troubles not weigh you down in a lawn of suffering, but lift thine spirit toward the sky, forever unrusteled. Do not allow yourself to be rustled, but gaze upon the heavens as does the gorilla. Across the vast and majestic gulf of time and space, the jimmies rustle softly. For it is foretold, that on the day of this great rustling, no mortals shall live in fear. Blessed be the unrustled. Amen.
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