Apr 26, 2013 at 03:25PM EDT
There is never enough derp!
I read an article about random near-homeless people dressing up as characters for pictures in Times Square and such that are often unruly, so it’s good to know that Disney has standards. You had Goofy hitting on you? Did you just look him in the eyes and say “gooby pls”? If I saw that happen I would die laughing. I didn’t realize they had handsome prince roles as well. I think I found my new job.
Although, I never was one for the giant furry characters. When I was little at a Chuck-E-Cheese place, I deliberately hid from the giant walking mouse because it scared me. However, when I was a teenager I went back and found him again and set him on fire. That was great closure.
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