May 02, 2013 at 11:48AM EDT
So here are the options:
A) Become bad parents, tie down kids.
B) Lose kids after becoming bad parents, which will occur if we let them escape.
C) Become good parents, but get teen preg kids.
D) Get yourself out of the gene pool, aim for a Darwin award.
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