May 23, 2013 at 04:39PM EDT
why claire is best
other girls: slutty clothes and spray tans, don’t eat, cars their parents bought for them, dating 50 guys, grinding on random people, think they’re hot
me: covered in other people’s blood, pasta, trains, proposing to random girls, grinding people on train tracks, think I’m god
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