Jan 24, 2011 at 07:31PM EST
Congratulations on requesting my friendship. As a friend, you are entitled entry into my underground bunker in the case of a nuclear fallout/zombie apocalypse. Your name has been added to my database, so in case of apocalypse, check in with the doorman and he will permit entry upon viewing your registration.
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