Jul 22, 2013 at 03:49PM EDT
When you offer a shitty product, your ad campaigns revolve around slandering the competition.
When you slander your competition, people start bringing up all the ways your company sucks.
When people find out how much your company sucks, they stop giving you money.
When you run out of money, you end up living on the street.
When you live on the street, you start using drugs to cope with your daily life.
When you don’t have money to buy your precious drugs, you start selling your body.
Don’t offer people a shitty product.
**This goes for “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” ads too.
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