Any other artists here?

I know there’s at least a few. Anyway, post the awesome stuff that you make. Don’t be shy. I am curious.

Anyway, my art is usually… Nazis. Yes. Some are cyborgs, some are undead, some are undead cyborgs, and so on and so forth. It’s an obsession I had since I was but a wee lass, so yeah.

This one was a request from someone on deviantART. He made the sketch for me, and I did the coloring and the background and whatnot. Starting now, you will notice that I completely half-ass backgrounds.

AAAAAAHHHH IT’S A ZOMBIE!!!! (But he’s very unlikely to actually eat you, due to mouth staples.)

Made this for art class. Everything else is pretty self-explanatory.

I made this very recently, night before Halloween. This one has a bit of a story to it, so sit down. You see, there’s this “artist” called Sony-Mae who pretty much draws nothing but her Mary Sues with her favorite cartoon characters. I invented this character as a parody of hers, by drawing… pretty much a hotter version of myself wearing very little clothing. Just like how her own characters are just skankier versions of herself. That was a different drawing though, and was just a character design. The description on that drawing pretty much parodied how Sony-Mae typed out her character descriptions. But that was a long time ago, and I recently felt like drawing her again for Halloween since she was, after all, a Mary Sue for a horror film. (Guessing which one won’t win you any prize.) Kind of funny how a joke character turned into something that’s actually… somewhat cool.

Now post your art so I don’t look stupid. (’- ’)

Aww hell.

I have so many ridiculous, simplistic comics I have made at 12:00 am on various days.

But everyone will have to wait until tomorrow to see them.

Also, good work.

Thanks, yo. :^y

And I can’t wait to see your comics. Comics made at midnight are usually the best kind.

I’m an artist,just not a fancy internet machine thingamabob witchcraft artist.
If I can ever afford a camera,i’ll post some pictures.

A few people on this site already know that I’m an artist, but I prefer pencil to paper than Adobe’s programs. Pterodactyl is an artist too, as you can see on this thread: http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/408-this-yes-mod-fanart?page=1

@ Tristan

Post them picz up! :D

Nice work :)
I do a bit of photoshopping, and I used to cartoon…
…but I shouldn’t really post the photoshopped stuff because I did it for other people. And as for the cartoons, can’t remember where I put them…ah well…

I paint a bit. Here are some really awful pics taken with my phone.

Those are really cool. :O

Thanks. Yours are good too. I’ve got a wacom tablet but most digital drawings I do just suck. Got any tips?

A tablet isn’t necessary, as I still don’t have one. I don’t really do anything much different from anyone else, but what always helps is to just keep adding shadows. I tend to use smaller brush sizes as well, to avoid the whole “blob” look. And when coloring, just keep varying the hues. You can have a very expansive palette, but if it’s all in the same hue it won’t be very interesting to look at. For example, on my cyber soldier guy, I used dark blue shadows and gray highlights with just a touch of light green.

pretty much a hotter version of myself wearing very little clothing.

Pic or it didn’t happen.

Wait a second. Is HackeronHacker a girl?

Yes, actually. Shocking, isn’t it?

All this time I thought you were a guy. But don’t feel bad. I’m also convinced that Captain Blubber is Steven Wright.

holy crap, hackeronhacker is girl? newnews!
i hope you liek my photography guise

It’s alright, more dire assumptions have been made about me before. Such as that I am actually a Nazi. After hearing about a dozen people swear at you about Jews this and Negroes that, simply being mistaken for the other gender becomes rather refreshing.

People criticize you for drawing Nazis? Why? The drawings are quite good.
Also, she said that she was a girl some time ago in another thread.

I’m not an artist. I don’t have any creativity, so I can never think of what to draw.

if you guys havent noticed im very narcisisstic
therefore i present a low quality picture of a self portrait i drew a while ago

yes yes the eyes are weird, they’re supposed to be.

and as for hacker being a girl
there are no women on the internet

delicious lies

People just react strangely to things that they cannot fully understand. It’s all black and white to them – if you don’t want to murder every Nazi you see, suddenly, you are one. That, and the fact that there are actual Nazis who consider me a worthy ally.

i understood everything… kinda

wait, so are you a nazi?

Not necessarily. I am still in the process of forming my own philosophy, one which focuses on the advancement of the human race as a whole rather than on the short-term happiness of individuals (thus denouncing hedonism in its entirety). I was inspired by Nazism, though I’m still not sure exactly how close to true National Socialism I am at this stage. I am half Asian, if that clarifies the matter any.

I draw mostly cartoons. ;3

Self portrait doodle

One of my characters~

Traditional doodle

Mad ms paint skillz

I am half Asian, if that clarifies the matter any.

I repeat: Pic or it didn’t happen.

@ Chris

Nice paintings, man! I could never paint. I was and am too messy for coloring or painting things. That’s why most of the drawings on all my sketchpads are simply pencil drawings.

@ HackeronHacker

Women on my internets?! Well, that’s fine with me even though I would’ve never guessed it. Also, you’ve got some serious skillz. Keep up the great work!

I respect the fact that you’ve established your own philosophy of life. I believe that people should always pursue their own dreams. Except, of course, for people who dream to be mermaids and unicorns. Pfffffffffffff… As if…

@ Badgerfrank

Lemme guess. That’s a self portrait you made of yourself when you were tossing down some booze. The eyes probably look straight when you’re in a state of drunkenness.

@ Provie

LOL! You’ve got teh most awesome MS Paint skillz on this page! You win +50 internets!

but.. but I wanted to be a unicorn when i grew up! D;

@HackerOnHacker:
Nazism did not seek the advancement of the human race. They hated intellectuals.

However, Nazis did have incredible drive and will to accomplish their goals. If we could capture the Nazi’s amazing drive to accomplish a given goal, we could advance human civilization.

Also, good luck constructing your philosophy. I’m still in the process myself, and it’s really difficult to get an all-encompassing philosophy. I have figured out what (in my opinion) true happiness is. Now I’m working on self-motivation.

@Provie:
You should make comics.

“I am still in the process of forming my own philosophy, one which focuses on the advancement of the human race as a whole rather than on the short-term happiness of individuals”

Well, that really makes you more of a Fascist than a Nazi. You know what they say: servitude is the pinnacle of masculinity.

I do little comics sometimes, mostly during class.

Sometimes I draw comics for Neopets too

@ Jostin Asuncion – Thank you. See, I only started this whole “philosophy” deal because I was just so unsatisfied with the normal goals that Western society sets. After falling into a brief phase of nihilism, I noticed myself becoming more frustrated with the superficial ideas of “peace” and “love” and decided that I could figure out a better solution one day. At least, if all else fails, I’ll have a more meaningful set of goals for myself.

@ Shadowfury – That’s more Hitlerism. While being a very strong form of Nazism, it isn’t the only one.

@ Lindell – Maybe, maybe. Though I find a lot of things wrong with fascism, namely the cult of personality involved. I’d rather have the populace standing on their own merits rather than on the shoulders of a single charismatic leader.

I’m so sorry.

Chaletica – Hopip!? :D

http://katamarimanatee.deviantart.com/

Random art, ect.

Provie: yeah, that’s a Hoppip. Named Hoppip OH HOW ORIGINAL.

That’s awesome! Hoppip is one of the most under-appreciated pokemon.

From my collection entitled “Winnebago of Dreams and Sadness” here are 3 of my midnight comics.
With the words below if you can’t read my midnight writing.

Panel 1: I wish to be an old man.
Panel 2: My wish has been granted!
Panel 3: Time to have some zany old man adventures!
Panel 4: Old man, you are not zany. You are mentally unstable.
Panel 5: At an old age home Smell of sadness.

Panel 1: I hate innocence. It is something that you only learn you had when you lose it.
Panel 2: I wish I could have enjoyed my innocence before I saw that horse screw that dude. You know what I mean?
Panel 3: Sorry man. You have called a duck. An apathetic duck.

Panel 1: Speaker 1: If trees could move they would totally slither like big ol’ worms. Speaker 2: Yeah

Panel 2: Speaker 1: Well, let’s get this over with. Speaker 2: I guess so.

Yeah.

That’s what I think is funny in the middle of the night.

@ Blubber

L O friggin’ L !

That last one made me lol SO hard. Is that bad?

@Blubber:
Wait… Seeing Mr. Hands entails the loss of ones innocence?

Anyway, those were funny, in a weird, mildly-abstract sort of way.

@ Jostin

You may just be a terrible person for laughing at that.

@ Shadowfury

Actually I didn’t have Mr. hands in mind when I was writing that but it sorta works.

Actually Blubber, I thought you would post this picture instead of explaining it like that:

Well, I would of, but it was that very image that stole my family from me.

this was the one that ****ed me over

also josten, i have never had a drink in my life

i just have trouble drawing faces, coincidentally i like to make weird ass movements with my eyes therefore… yeah

Check out the madness

Blubber, I lol’d so hard. (‘-’ )

There is some quality stuff in this thread.

Sorry man, but you have called a duck. An apathetic duck.

I lol’d so hard :D

i second those lulz

I’m happy everyone who liked my comics did and that everyone who didn’t chose not to post.

I may post more if they end up at least kinda funny.

Also, everyone else who posted their art did a good job.

I wish I could draw/paint/make art. I suck at art, but I am really awesome at music.