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the muffin man, was seated at the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen, reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and

brushing his scapular aside proceeded to dump these inside of his shirt

he turns to us and speaks

some people…like cupcakes better, i for one care less for them

ok question, are we all just god experiencing itself subjectively OP?

LOL WUT?

I would consider this one of my top 20 weirdpastas.

That’s a bit random.
My response: www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/493686

15, 946. An endless reoccuring time loop. Twice was the festival omitted. On 578 occasions did we not catch insects…

And we said NAY, we are but men. ROCK!

Shall we?

“And we said NAY, we are but men. ROCK!”

HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa hahaha, haoowwwww, yaaaoowwww, yoww ow heho.
(Dunno if it sounds like this really but)

This is not the greatest song in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Couldn’t remember the greatest song in the world, no, NO! This is a tribute, ooohh.
To the greatest song in the world, alriiight!
It was the greatest song in the world, alriiiiiiight!
Yes it was the best muthaf**kin’ song, the greatest song in the world, allll riiight!

Di, too badoom bee go dee go goo fligoogigoo, gafligoogigoo, badii! Igigoo gi oo goo googi du badiiiii! Fligoogigoo, go fligoogi-

Oh mama, Lucifer!

(Actual lyrics and my favorite part in the song along with everything else that follows until the end. GUITAR SOLO!!!)

Tenacious D. is a meme, dammit.

excellent thread hijacking gentlemen.

“HAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaa hahaha, haoowwwww, yaaaoowwww, yoww ow heho.”

btw, i tried typing it out but i couldnt get it so i just gave up!

Epic thread is epic. Tenacious D will always be remembered as the greatest band in the world.

No!
This is just a tribute. You’ve gotta believe and I wish you were there. Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin’,
So surprised to find you can’t stop it.

The fiery ring of fire!
Rich motherfucking compadre, OOOH!
ALRIGHT!
ALRIGHT!
(Guitar solo until the end)

Now it’s time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.
What powers you ask? I dunno, how ‘bout the power of flight?
That do anything for ya? That’s levitation holmes.
How ‘bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away…
with mind bullets! That’s telekinesis, Kyle.
How ’bout the power… to move you?

(mandolin solo)

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman…
Rigga Goo-goo, Rigga Goo-goo
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold!
and blasting forth with three-part harmony!
Yeah!

Wonderboyyy!
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy!
Won’t you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That’s right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
[KG (spoken):] That’s me.
[sung]
We’re now Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

This is my favorite of all the Tenacious D songs! It’s the most epic one!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!

I don’t need… (he does not need)
A microphone (a microphone)
My voice is fuckin’ (fuckin’)
POWERFUUUL!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH!!

(sexy guitar solo)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YEAH!!
(boom, head explodes)
Sorry.