Blah, blah, blah, congratulations, blah, blah, fully deserve it, blah, blah… (Not intending to belittle anybody’s accomplishments, I’m just not feeling particularly eloquent at the moment.)
Seriously, though… I have some semi-rhetorical questions.
Why is it that I always see these threads long, long after they’re actually posted?
How do I seem to never know any of the image mods?
Am I the only one who is repeatedly surprised by who is promoted, not because I didn’t think they deserved it, but because I’m shocked by things like, “Wait, I thought RandomMan, opspe, and Verbose were already running the place?!?”
When do I get promoted to something like “Memetic Demigod” or get a paid position? (And why does KYM give me a craving for power that few other things do?)
Does anyone else think we should give folks like Trollkeeper titles like “Self-moderator” out of wishful thinking?
Is there anything that’s not RandomMan’s fetish?