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Last posted Oct 19, 2014 at 06:02PM EDT. Added Oct 20, 2011 at 11:15AM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

Here you go Fridge;

Thanks.

And that’s a GET.

>Thread: ENGAGE HERO MODE.

This is stupid.

Last edited Feb 28, 2012 at 10:14PM EST
Feb 28, 2012 at 10:12PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

THE BATTERWITCH. SHE COMETH.

But really, today’s update gets me thinking that the Alpha has its own trolls, and they are in fact the Ancestors of the Beta trolls. Which also means they’re much meaner and nastier than the Beta trolls.

Seriously, just look at this bitch. There’s more murder in those eyes than all the Gamzees on this damn site.

Hey. Hey you.

Yeah, you.

The alpha trolls should actually be nicer than the beta trolls. Why? This is why.

“Once, in this very universe, you could say, Alternia was home to a peaceful race. Trollkind had never known the corrupting influence in their evolution which led them to perpetual war and violence.

That is to say, they had never known me."

There was no Doc Scratch or Lord English in that reality. Things were less shit as a result. The sufferer fought back because he remembered that reality, remember? It’s the very next page after the linked one.

Last edited Feb 28, 2012 at 11:45PM EST
Feb 28, 2012 at 11:41PM EST
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ArdentGamer wrote:

Hey. Hey you.

Yeah, you.

The alpha trolls should actually be nicer than the beta trolls. Why? This is why.

“Once, in this very universe, you could say, Alternia was home to a peaceful race. Trollkind had never known the corrupting influence in their evolution which led them to perpetual war and violence.

That is to say, they had never known me."

There was no Doc Scratch or Lord English in that reality. Things were less shit as a result. The sufferer fought back because he remembered that reality, remember? It’s the very next page after the linked one.

I understand everything.

Feb 29, 2012 at 07:48AM EST
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>Roxy: Don’t die.
I’ve come to love Roxy so much. I’ll be sad if she dies.

Feb 29, 2012 at 02:30PM EST
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Oh wow, these new trolls just get creepier and creepier.
What’s this undyingumbrage stuff.
Man, it’s going to be like nearly every troll character is their exact opposite, isn’t it?

Mar 01, 2012 at 07:58AM EST
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Cale wrote:

>MFW UndyingUmbrage:

He totally reminds me of the guy from Saw. He talks like Karkat, but he seems to also have the bloodlust of a Bard of Rage at the same time. It’s odd.

Mar 01, 2012 at 06:50PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

He totally reminds me of the guy from Saw. He talks like Karkat, but he seems to also have the bloodlust of a Bard of Rage at the same time. It’s odd.

He types in black…
He has unfathomable bloodlust…
Only one character has black blood…

He is his honorable tyranny!

Mar 01, 2012 at 06:53PM EST
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I’m just wondering if every troll in this session will have the handle uu.

Edit: Nevermind, uu is just bipolar.

Edit2: Actually, I don’t know anymore.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 02:40PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 02:31PM EST
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Wicked Kitty Bitch wrote:

I’m just wondering if every troll in this session will have the handle uu.

Edit: Nevermind, uu is just bipolar.

Edit2: Actually, I don’t know anymore.

He’s in a 2 player session.
And has stated his intent to kill his co-player.
This could only end well.

Mar 02, 2012 at 03:43PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

He’s in a 2 player session.
And has stated his intent to kill his co-player.
This could only end well.

I realize that now. I was just posting whilst I read.

Mar 02, 2012 at 04:07PM EST
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2o, ii 2ee that we’re all beiing character2s now.
Let2 hope we don’t turn thii2 2iite agaiin2t u2.
Ju2t look at how annoyiing thii2 quiirk i2. ii’d be pii22ed off iif ii were them.

Mar 04, 2012 at 12:46PM EST
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y0u arent supp0sed t0 say it 0utl0ud it ruins it

Mar 04, 2012 at 01:07PM EST
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Cale wrote:

y0u arent supp0sed t0 say it 0utl0ud it ruins it

fuck p-2pace ii aa ii do what ii want.

Mar 04, 2012 at 01:18PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

2o, ii 2ee that we’re all beiing character2s now.
Let2 hope we don’t turn thii2 2iite agaiin2t u2.
Ju2t look at how annoyiing thii2 quiirk i2. ii’d be pii22ed off iif ii were them.

YoU tHiNk ThAt’S aNnOyInG?

tRy DoInG tHiS iN tHe IrC. tHe WaY i TyPe, I cAn BaReLy GeT a ThOuGhT oUt.

of course, I could just do this.

BUT THEN EVERYONE WOULD THINK I’M YELLING HALF THE TIME.

WhAtEvEr. It’S a MiRaClE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

Mar 04, 2012 at 03:21PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

YoU tHiNk ThAt’S aNnOyInG?

tRy DoInG tHiS iN tHe IrC. tHe WaY i TyPe, I cAn BaReLy GeT a ThOuGhT oUt.

of course, I could just do this.

BUT THEN EVERYONE WOULD THINK I’M YELLING HALF THE TIME.

WhAtEvEr. It’S a MiRaClE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE SOMETHING?

Mar 04, 2012 at 03:38PM EST
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karkat y0u are far t00 senstitive

gamzee was just

well

being gamzee

Mar 04, 2012 at 04:01PM EST
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Cale wrote:

karkat y0u are far t00 senstitive

gamzee was just

well

being gamzee

FaYgO iS sO aMaZiNg GuYs, HoW iS iT pOsSiBle ThAt YoU dOn’T lOvE iT?

Mar 04, 2012 at 05:39PM EST
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Fridge wrote:

FaYgO iS sO aMaZiNg GuYs, HoW iS iT pOsSiBle ThAt YoU dOn’T lOvE iT?

becau2e la2t tiime ii drank iit my throat bled.

Mar 04, 2012 at 06:05PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

becau2e la2t tiime ii drank iit my throat bled.

0_0

Mar 04, 2012 at 06:11PM EST
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Cale wrote:

0_0

dont do that aa, you know tho2e thiing2 are poi2on.

Mar 04, 2012 at 06:11PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

dont do that aa, you know tho2e thiing2 are poi2on.

DuDe It’S nOt PoIsOn, It’S cOnCeNtRaTeD mIrAcLeS. iT mAkEs YoUr ThRoAt BlEeD bEcAuSe ThE mAgIc Is So StRoNg.

AlSo ThErE’s A fAiR aMoUnT oF aRsEnIc In ThErE.

Mar 04, 2012 at 07:34PM EST
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when suddenly you are all accosted by a random character selection screen

can you feel the crazy amounts of freewillingness going on right here?

Mar 04, 2012 at 08:04PM EST
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MFW Newest Update:

It literally turned my head into a pinapple.

Mar 09, 2012 at 12:59PM EST
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Okay any good explanations for the latest update? MDF pretty much summed up my thoughts on the matter already.

Looks like the story will be following yet another character for a change, guess I’ll just have to wait and see where it leads to

Mar 09, 2012 at 08:38PM EST
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Well. Fuck.

Seriously.

“OH HERE ARE FOUR PEOPLE YOU PROBABLY KNOW BUT YOU DON’T REALLY. SO HERE’S THE SHIPS AND NOW WE’RE OFF.”

I could use a bit more development than that.

Mar 09, 2012 at 08:47PM EST
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okay, I am going to rant sober-gamzee style.

MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT HUSSIE, WHY DO YOU NEVER EXPLAIN THINGS. WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY URANIANUMBRA. WHAT IS WITH THE CONSTANT POINTLESS SELF INSERTS. THIS IS GETTING MOTHERFUCKING RIDICULOUS.

yeah, that sums up about half my feels. This is a fun roleplay.

MOTHERFUCKING HONK.

Mar 09, 2012 at 11:23PM EST
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I honestly think that these self-insertions make Homestuck eighty percent worse.

Are… these really part of the story? I’m not up on all that…

Mar 10, 2012 at 12:02AM EST
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I thought the update was amusing. Highly amusing.

After seeing what he’s done so far, I doubt he’d end the story without explaining all the important bits, so self-inserts and all, it’s acceptable in my eye. I actually had a laugh reading his dialogue.

Good to see Slick is still alive. And stab-happy.

Mar 10, 2012 at 03:07PM EST
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Remember when you were young, and you used to look in your closet every night, and you think you saw a monster? Remember how you used to run into mommy and daddy’s room, and beg them to make it go away? Remember how they went in your room with you, look into your closet and say to you:

“See? Nothing there at all. There’s no such thing as monsters.”

Well, I got some news for you, boyo. Monsters are real. I just seen one. He’s a green giant, but he don’t sell peas for a living. He got a magic technicolor dream coat, and the way it flashes, you go insane from lookin’ at it. His body is the size of three brick walls, and on top of it is a great, green skull. No face, just a gogdamn skull. And when you look into its eye sockets, you see pool balls. Nothin’ but pool balls.

Mar 10, 2012 at 10:59PM EST
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Hate to double post, especially after the last thing was so shitty in retrospect, but I found this thing on Hussie’s tumblr that some people might get a hoot out of.

Fan Question: “Now that Jake and Jane are a official non-couple is Jake and Dirk going to be a couple and what will happen with Jane and Roxy?”

Hussie’s Answer: I couldn’t quite follow your question because I was too distracted by drawing Jane and Roxy making out for the next 500 pages.
.

Mar 11, 2012 at 11:26PM EDT
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We always knew Hussie loves killing off characters but he’s taken it to a new level by murdering his own self-insert. Wow.

Also Hussies answer to that question was obvious sarcasm but I wouldn’t put Jane-Roxy love past him either. You can never tell with this guy.

Last edited Mar 12, 2012 at 03:11AM EDT
Mar 12, 2012 at 03:10AM EDT
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^lol.

Nice to finally have some exposition, though. Does this null session business mean we’re going to go into an infinite amount of different universes, until one wins and vindicates the rest?

Who can say? Hussie’s a madman.

Mar 15, 2012 at 09:43PM EDT
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Was there ever any doubt?

Mar 16, 2012 at 11:43PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Was there ever any doubt?

None.

None in the slightest.

Mar 17, 2012 at 12:07AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Was there ever any doubt?

The resemblance is uncanny. I KNEW English looked familiar!

He’s Gary’s GRANDSON.

Mar 18, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT
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On your marks, get set, BAWWWW

JOHN: you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?
JADE: mm hm
JOHN: well, ok.
JOHN: that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time!
JOHN: it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was probably insane?
JOHN: like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way.
JADE: yikes
JOHN: but craziness notwithstanding, i didn’t really know what to think.
JOHN: i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.
JOHN: but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.
JOHN: i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won’t give a shit about me at all.
JOHN: which, let’s face it, is probably for the best.
JADE: …..

[DPF, if you need tissues, you can’t have them, I’m using them.]

Mar 21, 2012 at 09:58PM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

On your marks, get set, BAWWWW

JOHN: you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?
JADE: mm hm
JOHN: well, ok.
JOHN: that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time!
JOHN: it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was probably insane?
JOHN: like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way.
JADE: yikes
JOHN: but craziness notwithstanding, i didn’t really know what to think.
JOHN: i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.
JOHN: but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.
JOHN: i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won’t give a shit about me at all.
JOHN: which, let’s face it, is probably for the best.
JADE: …..

[DPF, if you need tissues, you can’t have them, I’m using them.]

Because you know.

Vriska dying had no effect on this.

Mar 22, 2012 at 01:14AM EDT
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MDFification wrote:

Brace yourselves.
Sadstuck is coming.

Can’t tell if she’s crying tears or blood.

Mar 25, 2012 at 10:50AM EDT
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