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Last posted Jan 10, 2015 at 01:58PM EST. Added Oct 20, 2011 at 11:15AM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

THE BATTERWITCH. SHE COMETH.

But really, today’s update gets me thinking that the Alpha has its own trolls, and they are in fact the Ancestors of the Beta trolls. Which also means they’re much meaner and nastier than the Beta trolls.

Seriously, just look at this bitch. There’s more murder in those eyes than all the Gamzees on this damn site.

Hey. Hey you.

Yeah, you.

The alpha trolls should actually be nicer than the beta trolls. Why? This is why.

“Once, in this very universe, you could say, Alternia was home to a peaceful race. Trollkind had never known the corrupting influence in their evolution which led them to perpetual war and violence.

That is to say, they had never known me."

There was no Doc Scratch or Lord English in that reality. Things were less shit as a result. The sufferer fought back because he remembered that reality, remember? It’s the very next page after the linked one.

Last edited Feb 28, 2012 at 11:45PM EST

ArdentGamer wrote:

Hey. Hey you.

Yeah, you.

The alpha trolls should actually be nicer than the beta trolls. Why? This is why.

“Once, in this very universe, you could say, Alternia was home to a peaceful race. Trollkind had never known the corrupting influence in their evolution which led them to perpetual war and violence.

That is to say, they had never known me."

There was no Doc Scratch or Lord English in that reality. Things were less shit as a result. The sufferer fought back because he remembered that reality, remember? It’s the very next page after the linked one.

I understand everything.

Cale wrote:

>MFW UndyingUmbrage:

He totally reminds me of the guy from Saw. He talks like Karkat, but he seems to also have the bloodlust of a Bard of Rage at the same time. It’s odd.

Fridge wrote:

He totally reminds me of the guy from Saw. He talks like Karkat, but he seems to also have the bloodlust of a Bard of Rage at the same time. It’s odd.

He types in black…
He has unfathomable bloodlust…
Only one character has black blood…

He is his honorable tyranny!

I’m just wondering if every troll in this session will have the handle uu.

Edit: Nevermind, uu is just bipolar.

Edit2: Actually, I don’t know anymore.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 02:40PM EST

madcat wrote:

I’m just wondering if every troll in this session will have the handle uu.

Edit: Nevermind, uu is just bipolar.

Edit2: Actually, I don’t know anymore.

He’s in a 2 player session.
And has stated his intent to kill his co-player.
This could only end well.

MDFification wrote:

He’s in a 2 player session.
And has stated his intent to kill his co-player.
This could only end well.

I realize that now. I was just posting whilst I read.

MDFification wrote:

2o, ii 2ee that we’re all beiing character2s now.
Let2 hope we don’t turn thii2 2iite agaiin2t u2.
Ju2t look at how annoyiing thii2 quiirk i2. ii’d be pii22ed off iif ii were them.

YoU tHiNk ThAt’S aNnOyInG?

tRy DoInG tHiS iN tHe IrC. tHe WaY i TyPe, I cAn BaReLy GeT a ThOuGhT oUt.

of course, I could just do this.

BUT THEN EVERYONE WOULD THINK I’M YELLING HALF THE TIME.

WhAtEvEr. It’S a MiRaClE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

Fridge wrote:

YoU tHiNk ThAt’S aNnOyInG?

tRy DoInG tHiS iN tHe IrC. tHe WaY i TyPe, I cAn BaReLy GeT a ThOuGhT oUt.

of course, I could just do this.

BUT THEN EVERYONE WOULD THINK I’M YELLING HALF THE TIME.

WhAtEvEr. It’S a MiRaClE, mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU TRYING TO INSINUATE SOMETHING?

MDFification wrote:

dont do that aa, you know tho2e thiing2 are poi2on.

DuDe It’S nOt PoIsOn, It’S cOnCeNtRaTeD mIrAcLeS. iT mAkEs YoUr ThRoAt BlEeD bEcAuSe ThE mAgIc Is So StRoNg.

AlSo ThErE’s A fAiR aMoUnT oF aRsEnIc In ThErE.

Okay any good explanations for the latest update? MDF pretty much summed up my thoughts on the matter already.

Looks like the story will be following yet another character for a change, guess I’ll just have to wait and see where it leads to

Well. Fuck.

Seriously.

“OH HERE ARE FOUR PEOPLE YOU PROBABLY KNOW BUT YOU DON’T REALLY. SO HERE’S THE SHIPS AND NOW WE’RE OFF.”

I could use a bit more development than that.

okay, I am going to rant sober-gamzee style.

MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT HUSSIE, WHY DO YOU NEVER EXPLAIN THINGS. WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY URANIANUMBRA. WHAT IS WITH THE CONSTANT POINTLESS SELF INSERTS. THIS IS GETTING MOTHERFUCKING RIDICULOUS.

yeah, that sums up about half my feels. This is a fun roleplay.

MOTHERFUCKING HONK.

I thought the update was amusing. Highly amusing.

After seeing what he’s done so far, I doubt he’d end the story without explaining all the important bits, so self-inserts and all, it’s acceptable in my eye. I actually had a laugh reading his dialogue.

Good to see Slick is still alive. And stab-happy.

Remember when you were young, and you used to look in your closet every night, and you think you saw a monster? Remember how you used to run into mommy and daddy’s room, and beg them to make it go away? Remember how they went in your room with you, look into your closet and say to you:

“See? Nothing there at all. There’s no such thing as monsters.”

Well, I got some news for you, boyo. Monsters are real. I just seen one. He’s a green giant, but he don’t sell peas for a living. He got a magic technicolor dream coat, and the way it flashes, you go insane from lookin’ at it. His body is the size of three brick walls, and on top of it is a great, green skull. No face, just a gogdamn skull. And when you look into its eye sockets, you see pool balls. Nothin’ but pool balls.

Hate to double post, especially after the last thing was so shitty in retrospect, but I found this thing on Hussie’s tumblr that some people might get a hoot out of.

Fan Question: “Now that Jake and Jane are a official non-couple is Jake and Dirk going to be a couple and what will happen with Jane and Roxy?”

Hussie’s Answer: I couldn’t quite follow your question because I was too distracted by drawing Jane and Roxy making out for the next 500 pages.
.

We always knew Hussie loves killing off characters but he’s taken it to a new level by murdering his own self-insert. Wow.

Also Hussies answer to that question was obvious sarcasm but I wouldn’t put Jane-Roxy love past him either. You can never tell with this guy.

Last edited Mar 12, 2012 at 03:11AM EDT

^lol.

Nice to finally have some exposition, though. Does this null session business mean we’re going to go into an infinite amount of different universes, until one wins and vindicates the rest?

Who can say? Hussie’s a madman.

On your marks, get set, BAWWWW

JOHN: you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?
JADE: mm hm
JOHN: well, ok.
JOHN: that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time!
JOHN: it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was probably insane?
JOHN: like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way.
JADE: yikes
JOHN: but craziness notwithstanding, i didn’t really know what to think.
JOHN: i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.
JOHN: but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.
JOHN: i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won’t give a shit about me at all.
JOHN: which, let’s face it, is probably for the best.
JADE: …..

[DPF, if you need tissues, you can’t have them, I’m using them.]

MDFification wrote:

On your marks, get set, BAWWWW

JOHN: you remember that troll girl who was sort of into me?
JADE: mm hm
JOHN: well, ok.
JOHN: that seemed like a pretty big deal at the time!
JOHN: it really seemed like she liked me, but also, she was probably insane?
JOHN: like, i mean, in a trollish, murderous kind of way.
JADE: yikes
JOHN: but craziness notwithstanding, i didn’t really know what to think.
JOHN: i guess i thought she was cool at the time. i was honestly kind of flummoxed about it.
JOHN: but the point is, when all was said and done, that was just some stuff that happened over one day, which was a whole year ago already.
JOHN: i barely even remember what we talked about. by the time we meet up, she probably won’t give a shit about me at all.
JOHN: which, let’s face it, is probably for the best.
JADE: …..

[DPF, if you need tissues, you can’t have them, I’m using them.]

Because you know.

Vriska dying had no effect on this.

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