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Ban the user above you!

Last posted Sep 07, 2014 at 03:00AM EDT. Added Jan 09, 2013 at 05:02PM EST
3750 posts from 306 users

Banned for failing to get with White Mage.

Jan 22, 2013 at 11:54AM EST

People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn’t be further from the truth. We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that’s ever spit in some random person’s food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion’s ass just for the hell of it. We aren’t some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren’t your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world. You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren’t crusaders for justice. You’re a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.

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BANNED

Jan 22, 2013 at 12:19PM EST
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Banned for being the embodiment of overused and unfunny memes.

Jan 22, 2013 at 12:28PM EST
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Banned for liking Rage Comix.

Jan 22, 2013 at 12:40PM EST

Banned for not being original and upsetting the MEGAS. Enjoy your destruction.

Jan 22, 2013 at 05:00PM EST
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Banned for photo-shopped avatar (I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few ’shops in my time.)

Jan 22, 2013 at 10:14PM EST
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Banned for not knowing for WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!

Jan 22, 2013 at 10:17PM EST
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Banned for lack of proper capitalization and lack of punctuation.

Jan 23, 2013 at 12:24AM EST

Banned for use the internet during class/job time

Jan 23, 2013 at 08:04AM EST
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Banned for autocorrect during your class

Jan 23, 2013 at 08:25AM EST
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Banned for letting your Jimmies be rustled so carelessly

Jan 23, 2013 at 05:11PM EST
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Banned for being named Jake.

Jan 23, 2013 at 05:13PM EST

Banned for..well…not.

Jan 23, 2013 at 10:15PM EST

Banned for refusing to ban.

Jan 23, 2013 at 10:21PM EST
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Banned for misuse of minority

Jan 24, 2013 at 01:37AM EST

Banned for being post #463177.

Jan 24, 2013 at 10:36AM EST

Banned for having such a weak immune system that you even got a fever

Jan 24, 2013 at 02:58PM EST
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Banned for Staying Golden, but not being Pony Boy.

Oh, and the guy above, I got pushed, so here was my response.

Bannd 4 makng mi cry evvrytyme.

Last edited Jan 24, 2013 at 03:50PM EST
Jan 24, 2013 at 03:48PM EST
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banned for wearing a hat.

Jan 24, 2013 at 04:03PM EST

Banned for fake leave

Jan 24, 2013 at 05:00PM EST

Banned by become a Archivist (Congratulations :P)

Jan 24, 2013 at 05:24PM EST
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Banned for being a Medic but not helping the guy above with the fever.

Jan 24, 2013 at 05:35PM EST
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