Banned for advocating doctor-assisted homocide.
Banned for failing to get with White Mage.
People these days seem to think we are some sort of Internet vigilante group, That couldn’t be further from the truth. We are the little voice in the back of your head that wants to fuck your hot sixteen year old daughter. We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that’s ever spit in some random person’s food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are the person who rapes the same girl twice. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible fucktards out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion’s ass just for the hell of it. We aren’t some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren’t your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world. You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren’t crusaders for justice. You’re a blend of college age faggots who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS, faggots.
Banned for long post.
Banned for being the embodiment of overused and unfunny memes.
Banned for not liking Rage Comix. Sinner!
Banned for liking Rage Comix.
Banned for so 4 hours ago.
Banned for not knowing who you are.
Banned for not being original and upsetting the MEGAS. Enjoy your destruction.
Banned for being too awesome.
Banned for being a gold member.
Get on my level, noob.
Banned for acting Like an oldfag
Banned for possession of high explosives.
Banned for photo-shopped avatar (I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few ’shops in my time.)
Banned for not knowing for WHAT ARE YOU FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOR!
banned for spelling “FOR” incorrectly
Banned for lack of proper capitalization and lack of punctuation.
Banned for being a Pokémon Master.
Banned for use the internet during class/job time
Banned for omitting “of”.
Banned for autocorrect during your class
Banned for Übercharging a Scout
Banned for Rustling My Jimmies. Enjoy your ban.
Banned for letting your Jimmies be rustled so carelessly
Banned for being named Jake.
Banned for bullying me in first grade.
Banned for being bullied.
Banned for writing articles on KYM
Banned for refusing to ban.
Banned for abuse of authority.
Banned for misuse of minority
Banned for being the ban #333
Banned for being post #463177.
Banned for NOT ENOUGH COWBELL!
Banned for providing the cure to my fever.
Banned for having such a weak immune system that you even got a fever
Banned because your location is “Earth”
Banned for 5ever.
Banned for [DATA EXPUNGED]
Banned for Staying Golden, but not being Pony Boy.
Oh, and the guy above, I got pushed, so here was my response.
Bannd 4 makng mi cry evvrytyme.
Banned for killing a Soc.
banned for wearing a hat.
Banned for fake leave
Banned by become a Archivist (Congratulations :P)
Banned for being a Medic but not helping the guy above with the fever.
Banned for accusing the Medic for no reason
Banned for [Error: BanReason.txt not found]
Banned for not banning hard enough.