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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Dec 17, 2014 at 09:56AM EST. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Your task is simple:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.

Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:

USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.

USER B: Granted. You now have one million dollars.

In monopoly money.

I wish I had a steak.

USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber.

I wish Batman was real.


I’ll start.


I wish I possessed an army with which I could conquer the world.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST

Granted, but your world is now the moon.

I wish my beard looked more manlier.

Last edited Nov 19, 2013 at 12:36AM EST
Nov 19, 2013 at 12:35AM EST

Granted, but your face is now covered.

I wish people would stop hating me.

Nov 19, 2013 at 12:38AM EST

Granted, but you burn down your house, kill hundreds of people with your magic, are arrested and sentenced to death, in an attempt to try to teleport your way to freedom, without knowing the proper spell, you rip your body to shreds and don’t reassemble.

I wish I could learn without having to do hours of study.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 12:50AM EST

Granted, but now you can only learn by eating human flesh to absorb knowledge.
I wish I could teleport.

Nov 19, 2013 at 01:09AM EST

Granted. You are now capable of teleportation, but only in ten inch increments. Teleportation is also taxing on your mental abilities, and you must take several minutes to recuperate or risk brain damage.

I wish I had artistic skill that rivaled that of Muumi.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 01:28AM EST

Granted, you are now an obscure artist that no one has ever heard of. Your talent is the only ability you have and you starve for months trying to make a living off of charcoal sketches as you can’t afford paint and canvas.

I wish I could read the minds of the people I talk to.

Nov 19, 2013 at 02:02AM EST

You gain the ability to stop time for 100 years or 1000 years your time. However, you still age while time is stopped, and you can’t cancel the stop.

I wish for the ability to transform into whatever I want.

Nov 19, 2013 at 03:05AM EST

You took this from another site, didn’t you?

Granted, you can now transform into anything PERMANENTLY.

I wish for bacon.

Nov 19, 2013 at 03:44AM EST

Granted, but you cannot make any more wishes from now on.

I wish for a stick.

Nov 19, 2013 at 11:12AM EST


Granted, the Xbox One is now a PS4.

I wish for a wish.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 11:16AM EST

Granted; everything ceases to exist.

I wish YouTube abandoned Google+ and reverted to how things were prior to the +takeover.

@The Stare Master: There was another one from under a year ago when I was still new to the forums, which was where I got this idea.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 11:48AM EST

Granted, YouTube reverts back to when Bieber had the highest views.

I wish for a Playstationboxii4 U One.

Nov 19, 2013 at 11:56AM EST

Granted, but it breaks down after a short while.

I wish people would stop wanting Christmas a month early.

Nov 19, 2013 at 12:37PM EST

granted but it is an tentacle alien booty call that lasts for 1000 years

i wish for sushi

Nov 19, 2013 at 03:19PM EST

Granted, but it’s made out of dog penis and people from Pittsburgh’s hair.

I wish I could fly.

Nov 19, 2013 at 04:27PM EST

you are a plane and you cant stop moving or you will crash
i wish for reality warping

Nov 19, 2013 at 04:30PM EST

Granted, the sushi is fine, but the fish are angry at you for eating them so undercooked and come out of the sea and spear you and feast on you as human sushi.

I wish for a pony.

Nov 19, 2013 at 05:16PM EST

..called “Filly Funtasia”

I wish for the end of the world.

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Nov 19, 2013 at 05:20PM EST

Your wish ended up just being an insane guy that predicted the world would end. As usual.

I wish I could skateboard!

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:06PM EST

Granted, you break every bone in your body the first time you attempt to try a half-pipe.

I wish for five million dollars.

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:45PM EST

You wish for 5 million instead of 5 billion, and you can’t revert.

I want to believe.

Nov 19, 2013 at 06:57PM EST

an UFO crashes on you
at least you believed.
i wish that i was a otter

Nov 19, 2013 at 07:00PM EST

Granted, but turns out the Atheists were right and there’s no god. You get nothing now.

I wish for a sandwich.

Nov 19, 2013 at 09:40PM EST

Right then, we will warp you somewhere between Neptune and Saturn.
I want a magical unicorn that can shoot rainbows out of it’s armpits and then the rainbows barf candy.

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:05AM EST

You said “I want” instead of “I wish”

I wish to be a Jedi.

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:29AM EST

Disturbed B wrote:

You said “I want” instead of “I wish”

I wish to be a Jedi.

Granted. You are a padawan that Anakin kills.


Nov 20, 2013 at 01:33AM EST

Granted, you are now a G and get shot at.
I wish I could phase through materials on command just like a ghost.

Nov 20, 2013 at 01:44AM EST

Your powers a realized and you initiate the command to phase through the walls of the school girls changing room. You die a horrible death as every element in your body loses its mass and turns into neutrinos which Earth leaves behind in the depths of space. See you next year!

I wish for a pay raise.

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Nov 20, 2013 at 02:02AM EST

Granted, but now you’re the envy of your co-workers. They become so enraged that your boss chose you over them for who knows what reason like magic or something that they photoshop pictures of you and the bosses wife. You are fired on the spot, good luck trying to get another job Boss’s wife fucker.

I wish I could feel.

Nov 20, 2013 at 10:15AM EST

Granted, but you’re now just a giant hand.

I wish for Luigi to be the mascot of Nintendo.

Nov 20, 2013 at 10:33AM EST

Nintendo is now an adult-entertainment company and Luigi is their go to sexual mascot, he will do anything and everything to please any of his lovers (including Mario and all the other Nintendo characters). ANYTHING.

I wish for the MPAA and RIA to die horribly.

Nov 20, 2013 at 12:39PM EST

granted now people make any prono happen on the movies and economy is based offed of it

i wish twilight is banished

Nov 20, 2013 at 03:26PM EST

Granted, but everyone on earth dies because the earth is now 420°F.
At least you can cook frozen pizzas outside now.

I wish for all A’s this semester.

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Nov 20, 2013 at 08:14PM EST

Granted, but only when there is also a solar eclipse on that day and in your area.

I wish for a hug.

Nov 20, 2013 at 08:17PM EST

Granted, but now every day is agonizingly boring and every day is longer than usual.

I wish for Spongebob finally got his driver’s licence.

Nov 20, 2013 at 08:18PM EST

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