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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Sep 22, 2014 at 06:59PM EDT. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
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Granted, but everytime you use your ability, god kills a kitten.
I wish for a GET

Jul 30, 2014 at 03:34PM EDT
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Granted. Gecko.

I wish for a console which featured sandwich making.

Jul 31, 2014 at 01:08AM EDT
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Grante-The fuck is RoboCraft.

I wish I knew what the flying fuck RoboCraft was. Is it a minecraft clone with robots?

Jul 31, 2014 at 02:50AM EDT
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Granted, but your information about it is completely false.

I wish for Destoryah to appear in the next Godzilla movie.

Jul 31, 2014 at 02:56AM EDT
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Granted. UPS screws up the order and you get some glowsticks. Hey, at least you can tie them together!

I wish I sweet rave parties everywhere.

Jul 31, 2014 at 08:15AM EDT
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granted, but they are hosted by charlie sheen

i wish tentacles for…. reasons…

Jul 31, 2014 at 10:04AM EDT
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Granted but fuck you because you can’t do that.

I wish i was a dinosaur

Jul 31, 2014 at 02:25PM EDT
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Granted, but you die from a meteorite crash.
I wish for your wish to have no downside

Jul 31, 2014 at 02:41PM EDT
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Granted. There is now a leftside.

I wish for eternal damnation to the depths of Hell, where Hades and Satan do sick kickflips with their flaming skateboards, all the while jamming to Pantera and Slayer.

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Granted, but you can only see that happening out the window of Hyper-Advanced Ancient Egyptian Calculus, and you can’t leave the class unless you get 100% on the Final.

I wish to fulfill The Prophecy

Jul 31, 2014 at 03:08PM EDT
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Granted. Licking her throws you into the void and you become Sithis’ personal slave.
I wish I could watch lowercase be enslaved by Sithis without getting sucked into the same predicament he is in.

Jul 31, 2014 at 07:22PM EDT
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Granted. Its a demonic flesh eating cat.
I wish for something to wish for

Aug 01, 2014 at 02:24AM EDT
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Granted but you can only spot more stuff in Boku no Pico

I wish for a red(any shade of red) scarf

Aug 01, 2014 at 10:08AM EDT
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Granted. You get magenta.

I wish for every nation to embrace the Red, White, and Blue.

Aug 01, 2014 at 10:25AM EDT
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Granted, they are burned in red fire, covered in a perpetual white mist and then drowned in the blue waters.
I wish for people I hate to be immortal.

Aug 01, 2014 at 11:10AM EDT
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>I wish for people I hate to be immortal.
wtf
Uh..Granted? They kill you because they’re immortal?
I wish Nubcake didnt fuck with my head.

Aug 01, 2014 at 01:22PM EDT
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Granted, you have no head for him to fuck with.

I wish for the ultimate mindfuck.

Aug 01, 2014 at 01:24PM EDT
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Granted. Your head explodes.
I wish I could unread that part of a fanfiction I read last night where supermutants eat half of Rivet City in graphic detail.

Aug 01, 2014 at 01:28PM EDT
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Granted. The fanfiction now becomes the number 1 best seller on Amazon.

I wish I could make my drawings come to life. (At least once.)

Aug 01, 2014 at 01:45PM EDT
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A Furry wrote:

Granted. The fanfiction now becomes the number 1 best seller on Amazon.

I wish I could make my drawings come to life. (At least once.)

a fanfiction about the lone wanderer recruiting great war soldiers to destroy the lost hills brotherhood becomes the 1 best seller on amazon?
and this is corrupted how?
Granted. Your drawings don’t like you.
I wish for an AWP so i can become MLG

Aug 01, 2014 at 02:05PM EDT
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Granted
I wish for another Pokemon Mystery Dungeon allowing all Pokemon to be chosen… and A long and fun experience.

Aug 02, 2014 at 07:08AM EDT
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granted, you cant keep yourself fed or hydrated because the game is so fun and you eventually starve to death/die of dehydration, whichever comes first
i wish for this pain in my stomach to go away

Aug 02, 2014 at 01:40PM EDT
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Granted, too bad your mom threw them out while cleaning your room. Oh, and it wasn’t mashed potatoes, it was Cocaine. Cookie for anyone who got that.

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I wish I see Sleigh Bells perform live.

Aug 03, 2014 at 12:32AM EDT
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Granted, its now the size of a peanut.

I wish for some Flare up x Flamewar artwork.

Aug 03, 2014 at 11:00AM EDT
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Granted, it was drawn by Shadman

I wish Shadman didn’t have his own entry here.

Aug 03, 2014 at 11:03AM EDT
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Granted. YOU MO-RON.

I wish I could remember the lyrics to that one song in the back of my mind.

Aug 03, 2014 at 12:44PM EDT
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Granted! But you constantly encounter blue screen of death.
I wish for a good modern Spongebob episode.

Aug 04, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT
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granted! but is the last good episode it will get…

i wish Doom 4 will be like good old Doom…

Aug 04, 2014 at 08:15PM EDT
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