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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Dec 17, 2014 at 09:56AM EST. Added Nov 19, 2013 at 12:30AM EST
1839 posts from 221 users

Granted, but your the only user on the internet.

I want to be rich. YOLO!

Last edited Dec 11, 2013 at 10:31PM EST
Dec 11, 2013 at 10:31PM EST

You did not “wish” specifically for anything, so the genie you are asking this to turns you into a bunch of sticks and/or a cigarette.
I wish I had the POIFECT gaming computer.

Dec 11, 2013 at 11:10PM EST

Granted. The computer is made of jello. You jelly?

I wish a nuclear winter.

Dec 11, 2013 at 11:26PM EST
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wow
such grant
very faggot
many gtfo
very waste of time
sad doge
also i can repair her :D
i wish for a desert eagle mixed with a smith and wesson and a .44 magnum

Dec 12, 2013 at 02:52PM EST
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granted…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….it explodes

I wish for ea again

Dec 12, 2013 at 03:51PM EST
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it appears in your anus
i wish for a gun that has infinite ammo, doesn’t jam and is made of the hardest material known to man

Dec 12, 2013 at 03:54PM EST
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Captain Faggot (AKA Kharjo) wrote:

it appears in your anus
i wish for a gun that has infinite ammo, doesn’t jam and is made of the hardest material known to man

It’s yours. When you try to shoot it though the recoil is much stronger than expected; you break both your wrists and shoot yourself in the groin after the gun discharges when you drop it.

I wish for an actual real life ban hammer.

Dec 12, 2013 at 04:00PM EST
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Granted. He eats the NSA but the NSA was secretly ran by Daft Punk. You just killed Daft Punk.

I wish for a Kuratas mech.

Dec 12, 2013 at 05:32PM EST
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genericChampion wrote:

Granted. He eats the NSA but the NSA was secretly ran by Daft Punk. You just killed Daft Punk.

I wish for a Kuratas mech.

idgaf about daft punk

Dec 12, 2013 at 07:08PM EST
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Granted, but he wished for death and destruction to everything in existence.

I wish for zero wishes.

Dec 12, 2013 at 08:29PM EST
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Too bad! You get one, and it says to destroy everyone in the omniverse, forcing you to roam the earth alone until you die.
I wish that I had some really cool Japanese candies.

Dec 12, 2013 at 09:27PM EST

Granted. Unponified Daft Punk buys some VX warheads and kills all ponies.
I wish for a lightning staff that cannot harm me whatsoever.

Dec 12, 2013 at 10:46PM EST
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Granted, but we are now talking about EA again.
I wish the next guy doesn’t corrupt my wish.

Dec 13, 2013 at 12:58AM EST
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Granted, it isn’t as fun as you’d thought it’d be.

I wish for an image of an adult, human, woman in lingerie.

Dec 13, 2013 at 08:26AM EST
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Granted. Here’s a picture right from R34 Paheal.

I wish I had a fancy looking rapier.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:07AM EST
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Granted. It’s really fancy, but it breaks easily.
I wish I had absolute cooking knowledge.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:12AM EST
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Granted. You will never get fresh ingredients.

I want the world to be like an anime.

Last edited Dec 13, 2013 at 09:42AM EST
Dec 13, 2013 at 09:37AM EST
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Granted, but you’re the first one to die.
I wish for a cup of coffee.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:41AM EST
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Digoxin wrote:

Granted, but you’re the first one to die.
I wish for a cup of coffee.

Granted. It’s a crappuccino.
I wish animation wasn’t so hard.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:45AM EST
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Granted, but voicing the animation now becomes ridiculously difficult.
I wish for a comfortable, flawless and immovable pillow.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:50AM EST
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Granted. Now everyone is better than you in Animation.

Granted. The pillow is now in your head and you choke until death.

I wish for a better nickname.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:52AM EST
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Granted. Nobody notices.
I wish for the announcement of a pun so terrible, it makes the whole world cringe.

Last edited Dec 13, 2013 at 09:55AM EST
Dec 13, 2013 at 09:55AM EST
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Granted. Someone makes a pun of this pun and it is far worse. The world goes into a state of total catastrophe.

I wish some fruit juice.

Dec 13, 2013 at 09:58AM EST
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Granted. Here’s some apple juice.

I wish for a plasma cannon.

Dec 13, 2013 at 10:03AM EST
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Granted. It explodes after the first shot.

I wish for more bananas.

Dec 13, 2013 at 10:06AM EST
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Granted. They’re a rare poisonous variety that will kill you if you eat them. Also, they happen to be combustible, so try to keep them away from open flames.

*ahem* I wish I had a working portal gun.

Dec 13, 2013 at 11:15AM EST
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Granted. Word goes around that you were unsatisfied with Surgeon Simulator 2013 and fans of the game are now hunting you down.

I wish that I had the ability to bring fictional characters to the real world.

Dec 13, 2013 at 04:50PM EST
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genericChampion: Granted, the characters you want to have sex with won’t, the characters you want to be friends with hate you; all other try to kill you.

TheOpt1onal: Granted, you feel unbelievably depressed.

I wish for a cookie.

Dec 13, 2013 at 06:04PM EST
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