I’m not Robot Chicken, I’m my own original character: Bionic Cock!
WE GOTTA GET AURA
How much money for your soul?
“Can’t beat these beats.”
“That guy down there,he’s awesome”
No funny business, meow.
Hi, I’m Billy Mays and I’m here to invade this thread.
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I demand fresh souls
YOU ARE WORTHY OF SURVIVAL
“These new recruits in the air force are pathetic! No discipline! No respect! They call themselves pilots…they’ll be better of being porn stars…and by god their asses are so tight…mmm”
“Why hello there, would you like a Ride on my….Corn stick?”
Da f*ck you lookin’ at?
My beats are sweeter than honey.
Mew need to get back to work right meow!
It says “Did someone say buttsex?”
It’s so big… But I can’t be intimidated!
“You can’t handle me ever.”
There can be…ONLY ONE!
My my, I would love some honey in my coffee!
“I can’t see shit”
STILL THE BEST
give me souls
“does this look like the face of mercy?”
Clear my schedule, I need to watch this bird.
I’m thinking “Wub Wub Wub.”
“Hey you wanna play spore?”
Do you want fries with that?
“Oh, you picked a fire starter?”
“Well your journey ends here!”
Proceeds to destroy your entire team
Gaaaah. I WILL find a way to defeat them at some point…
My blade is generating a rainbow you peleb
“I. Am. A Badass.”
“Sheer Falcon Kick… has no weak points…”
“I don’t like what you did there.”
,,Any last words?’’
FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN, FEGELEIN
I stare into your soul, and it is definitely red.
…unless you think it’s purple.
Time to make a
walking dick creature made in the Spore Creature Creator.
“I dont give a damn”
“I see those humans are staring right at me”
Damn those bandits to hell.
awwww yee heer it cumms
I wonder which direction is my compass is pointing too?