Ace Trainer Adam Deland would like to battle
Look at me, I don’t give a fuck.
“What are you looking at?”
Captain Douglas J. Falcon and Pinky SkullCrotch would like to battle!
Can i has Whiskey?
You thought it was the masked rider, but IT’S ME, SAM!!
I want to write a romantic comedy directed by Garry Marshall.
It is time for a duel. Dubstep montage
dat ass though.
“Pew pew pew! I’ma shoot you!”
I don’t really give a shit
You are already dead.
The answer lies in the heart of the Allspark.
What’s it to ya?
[Insert Humming to a song}
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfukkur
“Must… Concentrate… On… Task… At…….. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
“You want to ask me if you can do something for me? Let me think about that…Nope got nothin!”
“The power I hold can’t be described by normal mortals.”
Wanna see my fire trick? POOF FIRE!!
“You see this mask? This was the last guy who talked sheet about me.”
“My mask on the other hand, tells people how much i care. As you can see, it’s not that much.”
i’m so fly
You have infuriated teh Lenny!
“My rattata is the top percentage of rattata”
I’ve seen shit that turn a black man white.
“I have no eyes and I must see.”
Taste the power of my Rainbow Sword, Bitch!
You. Me. Tonight.
BITCH, I’M FABOULASE
“I will murder your whole fucking family.”
My brain is telling me to bulge up.
Oh god I can see forever.