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Poorly Drawn Stick Dude Quest 2: Actually gonna finish it this time

Last posted Nov 05, 2014 at 10:37AM EST. Added Oct 23, 2014 at 04:51PM EDT
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You may remember This thread from a while back, in which we chronicled the quest of a poorly drawn stick dude and his poorly drawn friends and enemies.

We're doing this shit again.


You are, once again, a nameless poorly drawn stick dude. What is your name?

Old Man GigaChad wrote:

LaCarpatron "Snake" Plissken

Now you remember! Your name is Lacarpatron "Snake" Plissken!
No idea how you got the nickname "Snake" though.

Anyways, what is your quest?

2 votes to get your virginity back, 2 for the holy grail. Next person decides which one we do.

Last edited Oct 23, 2014 at 08:37PM EDT

I say combine em: whilst inches away from acquiring the grail, the dark wizard (I'd suggest the name "Antagonisto McNasty") came outta nowhere and stole both the grail and our sacred virginity. Now we're on a quest to get em back.

Loquacious Leviathan wrote:

I say combine em: whilst inches away from acquiring the grail, the dark wizard (I'd suggest the name "Antagonisto McNasty") came outta nowhere and stole both the grail and our sacred virginity. Now we're on a quest to get em back.

Sounds good.

Now, where to go?

@Cipher: You don't know where the mountain of broken backs is! You should get a map!

@Burner: You go right.

You find a shop.

You have $20.

The store sells:

Severed Head: $15.00

Pistol: $2,999.99

M16: $9,999.99

Rocket Launcher: $30,000.00

There is a sign on the wall that says you get a free chainsaw with a purchase of a severed head.

@notso: Done.

@Burner: You proceed to steal everything in the store. You now have:

- A piece of wood that says "Shop" on it.
- A Severed head
- A Chainsaw.
- A Pistol.
- 10 Magazines of pistol bullets.
- An M16
- 10 Magazines of M16 rounds.
- A Rocket Launcher
- 10 Rockets.

Congratulations. You are now a wanted criminal.

You encounter a police officer. "Stop right there, criminal scum!" he shouts. "You're under arrest for thievery!"

What now?

Last edited Oct 24, 2014 at 06:58PM EDT

@Honeytiger and MasterBurner

You chop the cop's head off with the chainsaw. It is a bloody mess. You find his police car nearby.

@Leviathan: You empty your bladder on the police car. You feel accomplished.

@Burner: You look at the man's wallet and discover where he is. You also keep the wallet, which happens to have $1000 inside it.
You get to the man's house, and try to pass yourself off as the man to the wife.

You look nothing like the man.

The man's wife sees through your disguise, and pulls a double-barrelled shotgun on you. Where'd she get that from?!

What now?

Throw her hubby's head at her, and while she loses her shit offload a full m16 clip into her. Then steal everything in the house.

Holy crap this thread is bloody dark. You kill a cop for doing his job,take his head and his identity, go to his house and decide to murder his family for no fucking reason?

Fuck it. make the blood god Khorne proud. Kill the people in the house, maim their corpses and put them on display, than burn the house down.

Holy crap this thread is bloody dark. You kill a cop for doing his job,take his head and his identity, go to his house and decide to murder his family for no fucking reason?

At least no one suggested to rape her.

Asura wrote:

Holy crap this thread is bloody dark. You kill a cop for doing his job,take his head and his identity, go to his house and decide to murder his family for no fucking reason?

Fuck it. make the blood god Khorne proud. Kill the people in the house, maim their corpses and put them on display, than burn the house down.

Asura wrote:

Holy crap this thread is bloody dark. You kill a cop for doing his job,take his head and his identity, go to his house and decide to murder his family for no fucking reason?

Fuck it. make the blood god Khorne proud. Kill the people in the house, maim their corpses and put them on display, than burn the house down.

If we're gonna try and get away with both murder and identify theft there can be no witnesses or those who know of the crime other than our protagonist and the audience.
Arson will only add to the problem, people will certainly notice a fire.
So when/if you kill them you can certainly burn the corpses, but not the house.
Also make sure to kill them quickly and without making it look like murder happened.

@ Everyone:
OKAY, STARTING FROM THE TOP:
You throw the husband's head at the woman and follow up with a clip of m16 rounds. You then proceed to bash in her head with the signpost and her husband's head. You then throw the chainsaw at her bloodied, mangled body. You extract the chainsaw from the body, then go find some gasoline to burn the body. You find the gasoline, and set her body on fire.

The House promptly catches on fire. You make a quick escape into the wilderness in the backyard.

The Blood god would be proud.

Skeletor-sm

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