Darker Than Black: Some Chinese knife/backflip enthusiast with all the powers of a car battery, runs around Tokyo wearing a neckbeard coat and a 1337 white mask and facepalms superpowered criminals of various nationalities alongside his talking cat sidekick and some blind Finnish chick, working for a sinister council of vagueness because his sister that also had car battery powers used to work for them, before she disappeared into some weird magic space portal in Brazil, that gave everyone superpowers in the first place, which then sploded. Everyone wants to bang Chinese car battery dude despite his neckbeard coat on account of his sexy collarbones, including 2 cops, an otaku, the Finnish chick, a Russian loli, and a timelord, but then blond James Bond freezes stuff and gets naked, and, after a superpower fight, the other magic space portal in tokyo is sploded as well, and everyone is quite shocked by all of this to say the least, especially the ones given electroshock therapy by the hero. Then the second season got really weird and we don’t talk about that.
9001/9000 would watch again.