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summarize your favorite anime in a terrible way.

Last posted Dec 24, 2014 at 02:25AM EST. Added Nov 27, 2014 at 01:05AM EST
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Hey guys.
As you can see on the title,you must describe your favorite anime in the most horrendous way ever.I'll start:

Name of anime:Tengen toppa gurren lagann
summary:two smucks were bored of down,so they go up,only to see furries and aliens.So they beat them up,and the younger of the two smucks says:"fuck it,i'll walk the earth forever alone."and he does that. the end

A mask made of rock gives a British delinquent Vampire Powers so his adoptive brother must learn a mystical martial art to defeat him. Then his Grandson must learn the mystical martial art too to defeat the homoerotic source of the rock mask. Then the Grandson's Grandson must defeat the British delinquent who is back from the dead and stole his Great-Great-Grandfather's body from the shoulders down but this time he will defeat him with a punching spirit inside him and the mystical martial art used before will never be mentioned or used again.

Lots of Posing and everyone is named after a rock band/song
10/10

Last edited Nov 27, 2014 at 01:17AM EST

Gundam Wing: A bunch of ungrateful faggots were tired of being controlled by earth, so they send 5 effeminate teenage boys with 50 foot tall death machines to wreck shit. Bla Bla Bla shit happens and some psycho fucker decides to drop a fucking big as battle station onto the planet and of one the girly pilots decides to blow it up, and they live happily ever after.

Shadow the Edgehog comes to a giant fucking school and then hitler and her 4 kabrones, the bitch, the bitch of the bitch, Uzu "I'm Compensating" Sanageyma and Patrick Seitz decide to fuck her shit up. She meets ADHD girl, Ragu Karryout, Loli Harime, and Sam Ketchup, some fucking clothing shitlord who gets to feel the protagonists tits everyday. Oh yeah, and fucking J-Rock all day everyday JESUS CHRIST

Final Rating: 11/10 too much blood

Last edited Nov 27, 2014 at 01:27AM EST

Slayers: Some mage girl gets stuff from bandits and something is a statue that can bring back Ganondorf. Bishie swordsman guy finds her and takes her on a trip to a city. Bishie chimera man wants something from them. Magical bullshit happens. Boobs and bishies.

10/10 lots of bishies.

Last edited Nov 27, 2014 at 01:38AM EST

There was an apocalypse, and some asshole runs around getting in other people's business and blowing them up with kung-fu or some shit.

10/10, I was shock.

One Piece: Some retarded kid with a straw hat and an addiction to meat meets some other people and wants to travel around the world to look for some overrated treasure that probably doesn't exist but people say it exists. Oh, and they've been stuck in the same country for almost a year with half of the crew gone missing as if Oda forgot them.

Darker Than Black: Some Chinese knife/backflip enthusiast with all the powers of a car battery, runs around Tokyo wearing a neckbeard coat and a 1337 white mask and facepalms superpowered criminals of various nationalities alongside his talking cat sidekick and some blind Finnish chick, working for a sinister council of vagueness because his sister that also had car battery powers used to work for them, before she disappeared into some weird magic space portal in Brazil, that gave everyone superpowers in the first place, which then sploded. Everyone wants to bang Chinese car battery dude despite his neckbeard coat on account of his sexy collarbones, including 2 cops, an otaku, the Finnish chick, a Russian loli, and a timelord, but then blond James Bond freezes stuff and gets naked, and, after a superpower fight, the other magic space portal in tokyo is sploded as well, and everyone is quite shocked by all of this to say the least, especially the ones given electroshock therapy by the hero. Then the second season got really weird and we don’t talk about that.

9001/9000 would watch again.

dragon ball:martial artist is alien.martial artist has insignificant human friends.martial artist takes to long to fire a blast.martial artist has rival that spouts"OVER 9000!"with ghost friend saying"WHAT 9000!".martial artist has a shitty sequel were he is a kid again.martial artist collects balls that grants wishes,but really on only uses it to revive people.

Last edited Nov 27, 2014 at 04:19AM EST

Some slut and her cute Gothic Lolita sister strip down to make "holy weapons" that can defeat things that are supposedly ghosts. They later on encounter two red-skinned Native American sisters with horns and their bondage obsessed father that's a Blue Man Group reject who are considered to be demons and they are behind the "ghosts." There's also a few characters that are knock offs of American cartoon characters such as Chef as a preacher, Gir as a not robotic dog thing, and a way dorkier teenage version of Dexter who has a crush on the slut. The grand finale was someone's fanfic laying around that got approved and gave one of the worst cliffhangers that will never be solved that makes a certain user cry himself to sleep every Christmas eve.

Attack on Titan: Some time way back then some dude who has anger issue and his sister who isn't really his sister who is 2edgy4me meet there whoossie blond hair cross dresser and fight off a bunch of titans in their home town when there other guys around like a idiot girl who likes potatoes , a leader who sucks ass, jesus with freckles, and a goddess go out and fight them and then they join a team that also fights these giants with another guy who is 2edgy4me. So when they fight the main character dies and somehow comes back as a giant but actually isn't a titan but he can change to a titan every time he eats his hand. So a lot of unimportant people die including freckled jesus and we get a crap season finale where the guy who can turn into a titan fights a girl who can turn into a exceptionally sexy titan and they blow up the city and kill the church. the end.

Yu-gi-oh Franchise:
Yu-gi-oh: Kid finds a puzzle and uses it to play cards against other people in nerd conventions and on the street. Sometimes murders them, but that never happened. Series continues as he beats more people for more cards, and other kids do the same, but with better technology. Making the card games last even longer than they should be.
GX: Some time later, a different kid goes to a card game school. He becomes emo and threatens to kill everyone. He gets better.
5D's: Afterwards, many years into the future, a much older teen uses his cool jacket and a BS new version of the card game to play card games on motorcycles.
ZEXAL: After that, a different kid, who has a sister, plays an even more BS version of the card game with an Occulus Rift clone, becoming Super Saiyan in the process. I'm serious, look it up.
ARC-V: And finally, for now that is, a kid who's almost like the first kid, with something like the first kid, now copying the Amiibo, except differently, now playing the currently most BS version of the card game to play and do stuff. This isn't going to be over anytime soon…

Digimon Tamers:

Take Neon Genesis Evangelion, replace the main characters with children and the EVAs with Digimon and add creeppy moments without being disgusting.

There: Digimon Tamers.

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Batshit crazy vampire has a party by ripping everyone's shit asunder in a fucking maelstrom of blood and gore while a Bible-humping maniac tries to cut him down with a bunch of bayonets. Oh yeah, and the Nazis are crazy as shit.

A group of human/cybertroninian transector hybrids called Autobots hybrids called must fight against a group of Monster/Cybertronian transector hybrids called Decepticons and this guy

is not Optimus Prime.

Berserker:GORE GORE GORE SNAKE DEMON GORE GORE GORE CHILD KILLER GORE GORE GORE RAPE GORE GORE GORE GORE GORE KEWL NEW ARMOR

Death Note:god got borred droped a WMD kid got WMD kid goes into a crusade to become god of the new world also cake

Superman (but nowhere near as boring) with a tail lands and is raised/taught by a martial artists and turns into a giant were-ape at the full moon, fights in tournaments and looks for the 7 wishing orbs that grant you anything, grows up, fights his brother who tells him he was meant to conquer Earth and then dies. He then trains and resurrects and fights these other people from his home planet and kicks their ass. He then goes to the planet of his green alien friend where there is a homosexual white alien that wants to blow it up, he kills all the main characters friends including one of the bad guys from last season. This causes him to be angry and he gets golden hair and then kills the gay evil alien. He wishes everything OK. Then he kills some more bad guys and the gay aliens brother. Eventually the ex-badguys son from the future tells everyone the world is fucked and he has to change it by killing some robots and the bug robot. Then the main characters son defeats the bug robot that fucks up the future by unlocking golden hair mode MKII, but not really because the main character has to sacrifice himself to send the alien bug robot who became a bomb and he flew it into space. Then later on some wizards make the ex-badguy a badguy again and the main character beats him down again. Then the wizard makes a monster made out of bubblegum that changes forms and becomes kid bu(u)bblegum and it kills lots of shit the main character turns ultra gold hair mode MKIII and then he uses everyone's energy to annihilate kid bu(u)bblegum and everything is good. Then later on its ex-badguys wifes birthday and the little brother of Anubis who has purple fur decides to fuck up everything so the main character becomes an alien god and kicks its ass.

Then there is this non-cannon part where its later on and everyone is OK but then they use the wishing orbs too much it creates evil black wishing orbs and this thing makes the ex-badguy a badguy again except this time when the main character and him fight they are in the unofficial gold hair mode MKIV except it doesn't have gold hair and looks more like the were-monkey form and the good guys win (theres something with a evil were-monkey golden hair mode) but the wishing orbs make 7 evil versions of the wishing dragon and then main character and the ex-badguy fuse (they did this earlier) to beat the evil dragon and everything is finally good.

A group of nerds make Bananas disgusting and green with cellphones and microwaves (Phonewaves?) and the smartest one wants the D from the wannabe mad scientist but won't admit it nor will he admit he wants the V. They go too far with their sadism towards bananas and texting and the MAN will have none of it, so they try to put a stop to it.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: So this totally normal average guy starts high school and meets this weird girl (who's also kind of a bitch) who only wants to hang out with weird people but for some reason she decides to hang out with the guy. Then they start up a club about finding other weird things and the members are a token moe character (who get molested by the main girl a lot), a token quiet character, and a token transfer student, except the moe character is a time traveler, the quiet one is an alien, and the transfer guy is a psychic or some shit like that. Then we find out that the main girl is basically god and all sorts of weird shit happens. Then they decide to make a shitty movie but shit goes haywire and cats start talking and people shoot lasers out of their eyes and shit.

So this chick and a panda go visit the panda's friend. Except the panda isn't a panda he's a guy except for when cold water hits him. Oh yea, that also applies to the chick, the chick is not really a chick, its a guy who is the son of the panda-man. So they go to the panda-man's friend's house because panda man and his friend agreed that if they had children of opposite genders they would have them marry because its in their code of martial arts. The panda man's friend has 3 daughters; a homeowner, an opportunist, and a tsundere tomboy. With animu fans liking tsundere, of course panda-mans daughter/son picks tsundere tomboy, mostly because they were the same age.

Every episode is fucking cocktease. They hint very cleverly and subtly that they' like each other but, man-lady keeps fucking up by saying shit that upsets tsun-tomboy. Some episodes they have situations where they make it seem they won't ever be together by some magic, law, love triangle, or tragedy. But goddamn does the status quo always come on top.

tl;dr its Ranma 1 1/2

It's about some sociopathic asshole with a fetish for labcoats, along with his two roommates, a obese pervert and a brain-damaged ditz, both of whom are massive weeaboos, and some ginger with a successful career who can't seem to figure out why she's hanging out with these losers. They rent an apartment above some Walter White-looking motherfucker and his employee, who really thinks that the ginger should fuck off but nobody knows why. There's also a fuckton more weeaboos, and an extremely feminine guy who absolutely refuses to get a sex-change operation, even though they're completely legal in Japan (I actually looked this up, just to make sure). Anyway, they send text messages into a black hole, and things happen.

Steins;Gate
Last edited Nov 30, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

Ore Twintails: A dude meets a busty alien chick and the chick gives him a bracelet that lets him transform into a loli, fetish-powered, red ranger. Together with his team comprising of a Khornate Tsundere and a masochistic blondie, they must defeat the aliens who also runs on the power of fetish.

A pair of space insurance agents follow a gun with legs and his bible-thumping buddy as they encounter bounty hunters that cause more property damage than gun-guy is worth. They LOL'd, but then they serious'd.

Teddy Sadcat wrote:

Super Sonico

Some Fluttershy-like busty girl fails in life.

>"summarize your favorite anime in a terrible way."
> Super Sonico
> Favorite anime
>Favorite…

I feel you man, Sonico is hot. I would be lying if I said I didn't collect her figures, but lettuce be real. The show is not the best…

Now for a masterpiece.

A stupid untalented boy is in love with a pair of breasts with a barley noticeable body attached to them. He "accidentally" falls on top of them and is recruited into a club of horribly disfigured girls that must have back muscles that would make Arnold blush. Hilarious hijinks ensue and phallic symbols are everywhere, not too mention tons of subtle sexaul innuendos.

Ouran:

Some girl gets a scholarship into a stupid poncey rich school filled with stupid poncey rich boys who force her to become their bitch and crossdress 24/7 because she broke a fucking vase.

Also everything is pink.

69/10

wat tambor wrote:

Does Avatar: The last airbender count as an anime? If so:

this kid with weird tattoos and his two eskimo friends try to kill a bunch of human flamethrowers.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you haven't seen an anime. But guess what? I've seen 7. And I can tell you right now that an anime would never be made in a country like america. They’ll rarely even have eskimo's.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it is an anime.

That show is still shit

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that show is keeping kids from watching the real anime from a country far superior to our own?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.


Get it right you filthy fucking casual.

wat tambor wrote:

Does Avatar: The last airbender count as an anime? If so:

this kid with weird tattoos and his two eskimo friends try to kill a bunch of human flamethrowers.

Shaman King: A midget meets a kid in his high school class who turns out to be a shaman who wants to win a competition to become Shaman king. But the dude has an Evil twin brother who wants to steal the throne from him and do some bad stuff to the world. It is now up to the midget, the Shaman kid and his fiance, and there team which consists of Chinese Zuko, a stereotypical snow boarder, a necromancer, black Carlos, Space Dandy, a British detective, a religious knock-off group and their Mary-Sue of a leader to take down the evil twin and his army.

Skeletor-sm

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