No users above me=no taunting for me this moment.
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User above you is your opponent. Taunt him.
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Feb 06, 2015 at 11:48AM EST.
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Oh I see your a Gorrilaz fan and you DARE to match my STYLO in front of CLINT EASTWOOD?
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
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YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN
I will kill all the cows just to piss you off
SINDREEEH!
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Sir Soundwave
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Soundwave > Starscream
EDIT: Ninja'd
Second Edit: wow, jerk
You call that an inferno? I HOPE YOU STAY FROSTY!!
Always Right wrote:
You call that an inferno? I HOPE YOU STAY FROSTY!!
Oooh! An ice-man, eh?
LET'S FIX THAT, SHALL WE?
The only thing separating you from the eternally frigid abyss of space is but a few inches of steel.
Let's remedy that.
speaking for space, i can't believe some blight in human histroy thought it would be a grant idea to waste it on someone like you
Don't use the word "waste"- you're embarrassing giant piles of garbage for having to be associated with you.
This is gonna take 100% effort on my part! Well, actually, more like 30%.
Are you a DJ or a king? I don't know what would be more sad, a club with your music, or a country run by you. Oh wait I know! A country ran by you that was forced to listen to your music.
Crimeariver
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Nintendo sucks, Xbox for life!
You will be crying rivers, however, they will be stained red.
I didn't read this.
your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder barries.
Your medical license was revoked with good reason; they don't need you.
JOKE'S ON YOU! I'M ILLITERATE!
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Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire
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Well, off to visit your mother!
I bet that this what me challenging you to a rap battle would be like [NSFW]
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO OIL UP!
By the time I'm through with you, the thing red about you will be your blood!
Merc from the South
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MiloticExalted
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i say you look like the kind of guy who loves a vibrating device that substitutes the male reproductive cell dispenser passionately implanted up your rectum by a programmable artificial machine.
I'd try to make a sick burn, but it looks like your stakes are already done.
Stalemate
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No matter how hard you try, you will never truly be fresh and minty.
YOUR MOTHER WAS A NICE LADY!
Bitter Brit
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HEY LANDWHALE.
Your obesity is NOT GENETIC!
U wot m8 i'll 'ave you know that I yam a level 69 360 noscoper on Faze Clan. U lil bhitch couldn't even hardscope an Ayy Heff Kay cunt , cuz I was 2 buzy fukken yer mum in the bum i bet you kiss girls fgt! If u stil doubbt mmy pro Em El Gee skillz 1 V 1 me rust you fagt Map will be final destination fox mode No items. ah willz send a troll veedio to minisotta burns about you're rage yo asswhole. Den't go cryiin to yer mum cuz she will be too buzy fukken me whil i hartscope you're ass lol i bet yo cant even hack my dad werks atyt mhicroseft an e will ban u frem xnox live.
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Young man i found your comment to be very hurtful and would please advise you to restrain yourself from writing such atrocious comments, which could just get you in trouble by the constable.
Trollanort
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Oh my. I never thought I'd see the day, but somehow, some way, I've run into someone more embarrassing to look at than Pitty Pat.
Just your existence and name alone should be enough of an insult, but that would be putting it too lightly. I guess the REAL taunt here is the simple fact you can't even come up with an original one. If you even fought me with those pathetic mortal weapons you'd probably get crushed so badly even Missy Medusa would be laughing at your corpse.
And to the next user, good luck. I feast off anger and rage. You could try your hardest to hurt wittle 'ol Hades' feelings, but I doubt that you'd even be able to distract Pitty Pat (And he's practically ADHD to begin with) with how sad this little show is. So, as he, or Pittoey, would say, bring it on!
Hades, you were historically the least douchey of the god-brothers, and you're still the most hated. Your brother Zeus galavants around the world, sticking his dick in whatever strikes him as a good snog at the time, and Poseidon's got a legion of sexy fish girls to "swim" with. What do you get? You got boned with being a Manny Calavera-esque underworld travel agent! Short end of the stick, much?
I bet that ain't the only stick that's short, either.
Thinking Midna is best zelda girl when it's clearly Saria. If your combat prowess is anything like your taste in waifus, I don't think I have much to worry about.