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So its a fight you want eh? Well you may ride to war but not to victory. Not when i have my allies right here

General Derpy and of course

With friends like these i cant lose

Guard: Sir we found him!
Officer: Arrest him at once!
Guard: Yes, sir!

BELAY THAT ORDER SOLDIER!!!

This citizen is to be set free at once. Do i make myself clear?

vomits WHO WEARS REEBOK ZIGTECHS!? now zig slashes i respect, those have a moderate amount of swag

first i was like: derpy’s missing an eye
then i was like: oh i see a design, it must be an eye patch

now, whats this based off?

Oh, thank you for your mercy Your Derpiness!!

Guard: THEN PAY WITH YOUR FRIENDSHIP!

Officer: Hold him down we are going to hape him so he won’t make the same mistake again…

On the topic of weapons, I think I just beat everyone here.

>flip rage guys mouth upside down
>redraw eyes
>color in tear drops
>???
>you’ve just created a new meme
>PROFIT!

i swear i just noticed that

This, gentleman, is called happy rock, the opposite pole of emo rock.
And yes, it’s as bad as the other.

that picture is still disturbing…

but how will this be effective AGAINST PONIES?

If your wandering why we are showcasing our weapons the reason is simple. Celestia has issued a call to arms. Canterlots and Ponnyvilles boarders are being threatened by the pony Wehrmacht as well as the Communist ponies of Staliongrad. Any and all able bodied persons are asked to do there duty for the country and princesses.

sniff Ahhh. Has that new thread smell. This pleases Luna.

I will fight for the glory of the motherland!

A salute to all that are noble enough to join us.

You have my tank!

MEANWHILE AT STALIONGRAD

I will join this cause! For the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONA!

Meanwhile at Berlin (no everything cant be a clever pony pun)

i like where this topic is going

i did NAZI that coming :D

I did not just see that pic 0.0 What has science done?

FOR STALIONGRAD!!!

@Ideological Read this pic’s URL

Is go time, my little ponies!

3 possible fan fictions i can make:

the equestrian inquisition (you know, the one i was talking about earlier)
4th wall (the pony Apocalypse)
ponies at war (a world war, but in equestria)

MEANWHILE IN EUROPE

You have the full support of the Fyrelands armed forces in this endavour. We can only hope that this war comes to a swift and decisive victory… we can only hope.

Aside from that, I’ve finally figured out what my human-in-Equestria story’s plot is going to be, provided anyone’s willing to hear it. I warn you: it’s not going to be fun at the start. It’ll get better towards the end, but… history-induced grimness abounds. (All I’ll say until someone asks is that, technically, the human’s not from our Earth…)

This is still a vary much an WIP but, I just wanted to ask would this painting work better painted or vector based? its an Idea of a zacora’s home town.

gtg guys, school tomorrow! ill most likely be off this thread for some time :/
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Derpy’s driving?? Dear Celestia, we’re all gonna die!!

@Nathan: Night.

@Moa: That actually looks pretty good. Still a WIP, but I’m not sure what would work better. Are you better with vector-painting or brush-painting? Go with what you’re better at, and if you’ve got time, do it the other way and compare them.

@Ideo: …damn… I didn’t notice that. It’s a good thing I’m already wearing the ’chute.

Night my fellow Brony.
@Ideo

OR IS IT?

Oh no!! We also have Soarin’s pie!! This is not good.

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP

WE NEED TO EVAC NOW!

…god-damn. And here I was thinking Lyra was the traitor. And it was YOU ALL ALONG, GUMMY.

pulls out High-Power Pistol GET BACK!

Ric Tesla: Fluttershy Quick summon the cybernetic bears!
Fluttershy: Im on it!


Bears: RA-wait…weren’t you supposed to be the pony that was supposed to watch our beach houses?

Crap, cybernetic bears…

holsters High-Power, then pulls out M240

Time to up the ante. STAY BACK!

/seriously LAWLing at this right now.

Thanks for Lenin me that pun. It really Marx me out from the crowd.

Fluttershy: Nope! But they robbed your house though! Squee

You don’t understand! We need to-splat Dear Luna….. approaches podium Ponies of Equestria, the war has just begun yet we already lost a soldier. Today, at 9:30 am, Soarin’s Pie….fell on the ground. Let us mourn the loss of this brave soldier.

@Ideo: DAMN IT! WHY WASN’T IT ME! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

@Ric: …god damnit, STOP BEING SO ADORABLE! briefly holsters M240, to pull out MG3

Bears: THEY ROBBED OUR HOUSES!!
RAWWWWR

I can say with complete certainty that I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread. The topic quickly devolves from ponies when I am absent. It is my duty to never leave this thread ever again.

Dey robbed dere houses!!

I don’t know either. Let’s ask Medic.

You know the answer.

Now to bring this thread back on track. There is not enough Trixie or Twilight, or Trixlight/Twixie.

_{Pray I do not post real R34…}

MEANWHILE AT MOSCOW

Alright everyone this comes down from the top. The Wehrmacht ponies have betrayed the ponies at staliongrad and as such they have agreed to form an alliance with us for now. From what we know the Wehrmacht have total control over Eurobrony. That means our allies over seas such as the griffons are in trouble. Celestia has given is the go ahead to invade Eurobrony and open a two front war against the Wehrmacht. So pack up cuz were about to have a night out in paris.