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@Connor: I don’t really see Twixie working out that well. Just… the fact she alienated herself so badly in Boast Busters…

…and then suddenly it all made sense. Huh.

Twilight saw you clopping to her in her sleep; she is not pleased…

Yes! I’ve been looking for this one for ages!

@DJ Dash: With that in mind, the Fyrelands is moving airbourne Marine divisions ahead of the main military force, to pave the way.

@Connor: I’m not sure. She doesn’t look displeased, but she doesn’t look happy either. ponyshrug Also, Trolololololold’awwwwwwwww.

No…shipping!!
Clestia, I hate the wifi at this motel.

All packed sir!
(Don’t worry Applebloom. Those krauts will never put their hooves on you)

I’ll post shipping later, just to make you squirm. Bwhahahahahaha. Enjoy Derpy’s happy dance!

D’awwwwwwwwww.

@Mcfly
Negative on that. Just got word that the Wehrmacht have been nuked by Lunas Night Ops Team.
Mission Accomplished gentlemen

I don’t know if you guys realized this, but tomorrow’s the 1st anniversary of MLP: FiM!

Read this for more info:

http://askthediamonddogs.tumblr.com/post/11224307456/author-and-artist-here-and-holy-jesus-dont-you

@DJ Dash: God damn… nice work. Man-carriers are on recall now. We’re done here.

@Yoshi: …holy crap really?

You know what we need?

Guess. Just take a guess.

Ric Tesla: Berry how did you got in the armory!?!

Let us cellebrate tomorrow than!!!

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium, one errant twitch, AND KA-BLOOEY!

What makes me a good Demomare?

If I were a bad Demomare, I WOULDN’T BE SITTIN’ HERE DISCUSSIN’ IT WITH YE, WOULD I?!

One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch…and KABLOOIE!

sigh…

I got a manky eye. I’m a pink, Equestrian cyclops. They got more BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP than they got the likes ’a me!

So…to all ye dandies so proud, so cock-sure…

Trottin’ about wi’ yer heads full-a eyeballs! Come and get me I say!

I’ll be waitin’ on ye with a wiff ‘a the ol’ brimstone! I’m a grim bloody mare’s tale, with an UNHAPPY BLOODY END!

Twilight: Pfff explosives are for fillies.

Oh hoh there gonna havta glue you back togetha IN HELL

By the way, we are now 10% through the new thread after only 3 days. You guys rock.

Gadammit, @bluefire is posting R34 left and right on the entry

Should someone bring down le banhammar?

So its Mlp’s first b day huh?

Ill be on the road most of the day and wont be able to get my wish in early so im doing it now.
And since its mlps first b day tomorrow you know what that means

And on that note its time to hang out with the dream weaver. Ill c yall when i get home tomorrow

NO moar war ponies! I warned you, now i have now choise but to fire the R34 laz0r…
I’ll. Be. Right. Back…

points Desert Eagle at head

You’re not going anywhere.

And now a super special one!

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

reload

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

reload

BLAM

Kinkie Pie? lol
It’s best to post this kinds stuff here than on the entry

I see that..

I know right, people might think we are weird in some way…
clop clop clop

I c wat u did there
(How do I put small letters?)

You know other countries are watching this thread right and all of them are like this.

If only we could post real Rule 34 without getting banned… This thread would be full of things you cannot imagine.

Hisfault.

points at Connor

>Implying KYM is 4Chan

I dont care whose fault it is. Im going to bed and im getting on here when i wake up and if its not sorted out when i come back im gonna use my mighty turn tables and bash everyones skulls in. GOT IT?!?!

I WANT MORE PONIES (NOT THE RULE 34 KIND)

I’mma put it like this.

I’m cool that you want this problem solved. I’m cool with it.

But you try to attack me, and it’s self-defense. Aside from that, crystal clear.

Yah, I gotta hit the hay too guise…

Time to go to bed!

Geez, after that erotica festival on the entry, I’ll go now.
G’night.

NOT SURE IF INVITING FOR SEX

OR SNUGGLE

SEES PINKIE PIE INVITING ME TO BED.

SHE WANT’S TO TURN ME INTO CUPCAKES.

If Pinkie invited me to bed… depends. Like I said above, if she need a snuggle buddy, look no further. But if she wants sex… I’m backing out of there faster than a CIA agent in Cuba who just got their cover blown.

Most everyone’s off… not sure if I should go to bed.

The look on her face looks quite ominous to me btw.

Does make sense. But then again, this is frickin’ Pinkie we’re talking about. She’s completely unpredictable.

I like to keep an air of cautious optimism.

Kay man what ever I do like girls that have the personality traits of pinkie pie but I’m just letting this one go because she was talking to her “friends” and hour ago.

Probably not going to do it.

You know how Pinkie’s unpredictable? She’s so unpredictable, she curves around and becomes predictable again, and gets so predictable, she curves again and returns to the realm of complete unpredictability squared.

I’m not gonna trust myself.

Yeah, I’m probably gonna go to bed soon.

Ok man night tiger I may need to go to bed soon also.

Are you editing these yourselves? If so, I admire your work ethic.

I’m not even going to try editing one of these.

Aside from that, time to self-tranquilize. Good night.

shoots self with tranquilizer dart and stumbles to the nearest bed before unceremoniously falling onto it

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz….

Naw man I went to this link.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/computer-reaction-faces#.TpJt_JtXSbN

I claim this 1000 GET in the name of Sitting Lyra and Keanu