The title probably caught your attention, didn’t it? Just as planned. Anyway, here is my big leaving speech:
Fellow KYMers, brothers, sisters, and unisexual siblings, I bid farewell. Like many others, my grades have been falling for quite a while now (not to mention my social life) ever since I joined the Internet. I can no longer let this happen if I want to rule the world one day. Ruling Troll Hell is good, but I have much bigger plans. I need to be very well educated in order to accomplish this goal, so I am quitting the Internet so I can study more at Troll Hell University. Fear not, I will return when the time is right, like I always do. And, as always, Russian Fedora is to fill in my position as KYM Protector while I am gone. I have about a week until Winter break ends to view your responses, but after that I shall not visit for quite a while.