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Attracting The Ladies

Last posted Jan 27, 2012 at 06:23AM EST. Added Jan 25, 2012 at 10:53PM EST
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Just finished Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. Does this make me intelligent? Can I attract ladies by telling them I read a book about a young Montague who fights dragons and saves kingdoms (that was the story right?)? Anyway, tell me, KYM, how doth thou attract ladies?

Well typically first I go to three dungeons and kill the monsters inside collecting stones that let me get this badass sword, go to a couple of temples and then fight the final boss and save the princess…

But then I get friend zoned by her…

Find a food production factory, put metal dust in food, hold out magnet. All gurls who ate the food are now attracted to you.

Patrick wrote:

Send the bitch a smiley face.

Bitches love smiley faces.

Ohhh! A Boondocks reference! Tell me, do you watch it, or did you just use that picture because it was appropriate?

Piano wrote:

Ohhh! A Boondocks reference! Tell me, do you watch it, or did you just use that picture because it was appropriate?

I actually watch it. My friend Alex introduced me to it, and I’ve loved it ever since… Uncle Ruckus is the best. Period.

Patrick wrote:

I actually watch it. My friend Alex introduced me to it, and I’ve loved it ever since… Uncle Ruckus is the best. Period.

All of the characters are great, but I particularly love how Stinkmeaner (I think that’s his name) talks. His accent is just hilarious.

To be honest, though, I just try to be nice to them. Be supportive, be friendly, and distance myself from harassing them, which is what most men my age do.
I get friendzoned most of the time, but I think this will eventually pay off.

MDFification wrote:

To be honest, though, I just try to be nice to them. Be supportive, be friendly, and distance myself from harassing them, which is what most men my age do.
I get friendzoned most of the time, but I think this will eventually pay off.


>>Waiting for women to hit on you in a culture that generally rejects that.
Most men have a girl because they don’t harass them, they are persistent(I personally stop at rape), big difference.

Last edited Jan 26, 2012 at 01:58PM EST

Kalmo wrote:

Well typically first I go to three dungeons and kill the monsters inside collecting stones that let me get this badass sword, go to a couple of temples and then fight the final boss and save the princess…

But then I get friend zoned by her…

I hear you man. We’ve all been there, haven’t we?

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