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KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

Last posted Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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@Blue Screen
>El Sinker
>Sinker

First Nomore and now you? It’s Slinker! One l is all you need! Not a t, not any other thing, just one l!
Edit: Good job with the debunking! Have a Detective Pie gif!

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 12:53AM EDT

Maiden Heaven wrote:

@Blue Screen
>El Sinker
>Sinker

First Nomore and now you? It’s Slinker! One l is all you need! Not a t, not any other thing, just one l!
Edit: Good job with the debunking! Have a Detective Pie gif!

I’m sorry El Slinkey. We’ll try to do better in the future.

Edit:
Pic related-

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 12:56AM EDT

@Pony dreams:

We discussed this many pages ago, but I’m happy to revive mine:

’One was simply Applejack sleeping at the foot of my bed, snuggled around my feet. It is still, to this day, my favorite dream of all time. It was simple and perfect.

Another I had involved waking up in the lair of the green dragon that chased Spike in “Owl’s Well That Ends Well”. I ran for a while away from him, avoiding his fire, before I tripped. As usual, I woke up before I hit the ground.

Those are the two most vivid dreams I’ve had, the ones that I remember most of.’

I’ve had one more I sorta remember since then (it was page 129):

I woke up in the morning lying on my couch (not far-fetched, I sleep there occasionally), walk into my room, see three ponies sleeping on my bed, shrug, and walk into my kitchen.

That’s it. I was disappoint.

Maybe odder than pony dreams, but I had a dream were I was a TF2 character…

My psyche created a more balanced class than 90% of what people have come up with themselves.

@BSoD:

We’ve generally agreed that there’s a troll in our midst for a while.

@Cite:

If you don’t want to tell us what’s wrong, it won’t ever be fixed, and you likely won’t ever return. Which is bad for everybody involved. I can’t imagine anybody in the thread being offended by you (because, let’s be honest, you are Cite), so just tell us what’s bothering you.

From what I remember, there was a conflict between you and Dac that was both of you getting fed up, which I can understand, because you’re both human. I don’t think holding a grudge on him is going to help anybody. And if that’s not the problem, then what is?

@Mexican:

Didn’t you draw that awesome-as-shit Demo-poke of me that one time?

Draw ponies.

Do it, faggot!

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 01:15AM EDT

Windigo with salad wrote:

I’m sorry El Slinkey. We’ll try to do better in the future.

Edit:
Pic related-

Slink:
to walk or move in a slow, sinuous, provocative way

Slinker:
n: a person who slowly blinks. Synonymous to a sleeping person aka a slinker.

When a person starts to slowly blink – they become a slinker.

Sometimes may be used in a derogatory sence when a person sleeps too much.

More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).

Slinkey:
having a seductive appearance or way of moving

characterized by or proceeding with slinking or stealthy movements.

I’m all creepy, lazy, smexy, ninja up in dis bitch.

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 01:12AM EDT

Are we talking about pony dreams? Well, I have dreams sometimes, but I usually forget most of them five seconds after I wake up.
The first pony dream I can remember involved Twilight Sparkle and Rarity stranded on a island fighting a huge dragon and then Luna comes in and saves them.
The next one isn’t exactly a pony dream, but it’s so weird I just have to tell it. It doesn’t make a lot of sense and I vaguely remember it. It had Will Smith’s character from ‘Men In Black’ on a shooting range, then some fat guy with a machine gun runs in and starts shooting people and screaming “BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!” Cut to the Angry Video Game Nerd, with big boobs, reviewing ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ for the Nintendo DS. Suddenly, he flies up into space with Rainbow Dash collecting stars…. I wish someone could draw a picture of that.

Disturbed B wrote:

Are we talking about pony dreams? Well, I have dreams sometimes, but I usually forget most of them five seconds after I wake up.
The first pony dream I can remember involved Twilight Sparkle and Rarity stranded on a island fighting a huge dragon and then Luna comes in and saves them.
The next one isn’t exactly a pony dream, but it’s so weird I just have to tell it. It doesn’t make a lot of sense and I vaguely remember it. It had Will Smith’s character from ‘Men In Black’ on a shooting range, then some fat guy with a machine gun runs in and starts shooting people and screaming “BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS! BOOBS!” Cut to the Angry Video Game Nerd, with big boobs, reviewing ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’ for the Nintendo DS. Suddenly, he flies up into space with Rainbow Dash collecting stars…. I wish someone could draw a picture of that.

You are a disturbed brony…

(Seriously, I am so jelly of all of you with awesome pony dreams)

Agreed. The only dreams I remember are the ones that involve bombs or hurricanes. Except I halfway remember this one about the three stooges driving a dump truck. OH, WHAT WACKY SHENANIGANS THAT WAS!

@disturbedbrony
That was the coolest dream I’ve ever heard.

@Explosive Lasers
Oh thank Celestia, I’m not the only one who dreams about TF2. I feel like slightly less of a nerd. Eh, on second thought, no I don’t. Now I just feel you’re slightly more of a nerd. :P

Maiden Heaven wrote:

Slink:
to walk or move in a slow, sinuous, provocative way

Slinker:
n: a person who slowly blinks. Synonymous to a sleeping person aka a slinker.

When a person starts to slowly blink – they become a slinker.

Sometimes may be used in a derogatory sence when a person sleeps too much.

More actively creepy than a lurker, yet less malicious than a legit creeper. The slinker is the basically the Vanilla Coke of the Three Stages of Creeping (where the lurker is Diet Coke and the creeper is a Coke and Rum spiked with a roofie).

Slinkey:
having a seductive appearance or way of moving

characterized by or proceeding with slinking or stealthy movements.

I’m all creepy, lazy, smexy, ninja up in dis bitch.

Or…


EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY! SLINKY! SLINKY! GO, SLINKY, GO!”

Unrelated:
Jesus Christ, look at this gif that popped up on Ponibooru!
Absolutely floored by how good this is!

SOURCE

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 03:41AM EDT

Bruelock wrote:

I don’t know about you guys but this is awesome!

Recalled seeing this announcement some time ago and found it in an article from February:
HASBRO AND ZYNGA MAKE A DEAL
Does Zynga advertise/announce at E3?
If so, this is probably just a small social media game and not some big budget blowout like the nearby franchises.
Now, I’ve never played anything Zynga has made, but I know a lot of people don’t like them and there was a sizable collective groan when that article hit.
Anyone with more knowledge want to try to expand on this?

Zarathh wrote:

Logical Fault Detected!
True sentient organics must care for other lesser forms of life, both flora and fauna, for all puny flesh beings are equal in the visual sensors of our Great Manufacturer!
Scootabot hippie.exe loading…
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Done!

Wait. Did I miss another conversation again? I believe it was about dreaming about ponies. I myself have dreamed about them before, but I don’t remember what about. Lately my dreams have just been blank. Oh, while we’re on that topic here’s a song, a poem, and an image.

The bleak life of a pony in agony
Why agony, you may ask?
Why, being a pony in a human body is a tedious task
And thus, to escape sapien encampment
You must fly to insanity’s entrapment
Is going mad the right thing to do?
Just ask Pinkie Pie and her crew
They were all human once
All too human, they’ll tell you
So they fell into the mad abyss
And into miniature horse bliss

Zarathh wrote:

Wait. Did I miss another conversation again? I believe it was about dreaming about ponies. I myself have dreamed about them before, but I don’t remember what about. Lately my dreams have just been blank. Oh, while we’re on that topic here’s a song, a poem, and an image.

The bleak life of a pony in agony
Why agony, you may ask?
Why, being a pony in a human body is a tedious task
And thus, to escape sapien encampment
You must fly to insanity’s entrapment
Is going mad the right thing to do?
Just ask Pinkie Pie and her crew
They were all human once
All too human, they’ll tell you
So they fell into the mad abyss
And into miniature horse bliss

Feels

Feels everywhere. The music, the poem, the picture. So much feels.

Windigo with salad wrote:


FOOLS, PINKIE DALEK IS THE SUPERIOR BEING!

Also I love this because it’s cute and so fitting. I could totally see humanized rpg adventure derpy swinging around a large, clumsy axe, slaying hordes of Timberwolves for crappy treasure.

@Iamslow
If MLP were made into a Fire Emblem derivative with humanized ponies as characters, I would set everything within a five mile radius of my parent’s house on fire, get blood for the blood gods via a spork and a melon-baller, and ride bespectacled tuxedo-wearing ostriches out of sheer overwhelming, over-the-top pony-induced diabeetus joy.

Fifths wrote:

Feels

Feels everywhere. The music, the poem, the picture. So much feels.

The story…

@Iamslow:

@DeadParrot:

Derpy is best vidya gaem character.

So, how’d we get the whole chain of robo-posts?

I need to upload some of my sketches when I sucked at drawing ponies (i.e. now). I was terrible at getting the necks the right size, so I kept drawing giraffes on accident (some on purpose). I left the perspective lines/circles on one and named it giraffe-bot, who is quite clearly best sentient lifeform.

Edit: @Zar:

Further proof the crew on MLP is damn awesome.

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 01:45PM EDT

Maiden Heaven wrote:

@Blue Screen
>El Sinker
>Sinker

First Nomore and now you? It’s Slinker! One l is all you need! Not a t, not any other thing, just one l!
Edit: Good job with the debunking! Have a Detective Pie gif!

Oh god, dat pun. I lol’d so hard.

Unrelated:

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 01:49PM EDT

@DeadParrot: Cause I’m an unoriginal bastard. Besides, I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. And when I don’t get any sleep all my energy comes from Coca-Cola and I get freaking tired by the middle of the day. Sorry for stealing the comment. Here’s a Scootaloo picture to repay you.

And here’s an Applejack picture, because she gets no love.

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 01:59PM EDT

Zarathh wrote:

@DeadParrot: Cause I’m an unoriginal bastard. Besides, I didn’t get a lot of sleep last night. And when I don’t get any sleep all my energy comes from Coca-Cola and I get freaking tired by the middle of the day. Sorry for stealing the comment. Here’s a Scootaloo picture to repay you.

And here’s an Applejack picture, because she gets no love.

So your apology picture subjugates Scootaloo to the role of a mere animal?!
This shall not stand!
Twilight, turn Zarathh into a shoe!

Now I have you!
DIE!

(I don’t really care that much. I just thought it was funny.)

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 02:03PM EDT

DeadParrot222 wrote:

Or…


EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY! YOU GOTTA GET A SLINKY! SLINKY! SLINKY! GO, SLINKY, GO!”

Unrelated:
Jesus Christ, look at this gif that popped up on Ponibooru!
Absolutely floored by how good this is!

SOURCE


One of these days DeadParrot, ONE OF THESE DAYS , TO THE MOON!
Nah, jk. Love that gif, so amazing.
Still busy from E3. Also, you did not hear this from me, but Aliens: Colonial Marines is gonna be amazing! That multiplayer was awesome! Or, so I’ve heard…

EDIT: Whoever asked if Zynga is at E3. Yes they are.

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 02:27PM EDT

@badsitrep

This will have to do for now. I’m rather unimpressed though. The text has changed, but it sorta just looks like a mod. The gameplay stays approximately the same, so it turns into Fire Emblem with a few pony sprites in the dialogue (not even in the fighting animation) instead of incorporating the show with the game. But you may like it.


@Iamslow

Don’t know as much about this one, but you can give it a look.

Remember Rule 85, gents. If it exists, there is a pony of it. No exceptions.

Caramel wrote:

Does anyone know the origins of Spiderjack?

I believe that’s what that thing is called.

Return of Harmony part 1, I believe.

@verbose

Derp to the past!?

oh wow, I gotta play that some time.

@Zarathh & El Slinker
Wow, two responses in a row consisting of ‘F#%$!’
I think my work here is done!

@Iamslow
Also, Running of the Leaves.


And just for good measure:

Now, I go!

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 03:09PM EDT

Gentlemen, I’ve been gone for a few days (weeks) due to circumstances (Skyrim). Are there any pressing matters besides the death of Eduard Khil that I should be aware of? I’m too lazy to go back and read all the forums from where I stopped reading last, especially this forum.

Skeletor-sm

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