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So, you’re a human.

except you’re not.

You’re a pony pretending to be a human.

except you’re not.

You’re a human pretending to be a pony pretending to be a human.

Which would make sense, but what if this is the REAL Lyra using the interdimensional internet and she’s counting on us thinking she’s a human pretending to be a pony pretending to be a human to cover up her occasional blunders in human etiquette.

In which case you’re a pony pretending to be a human pretending to be a pony pretending to be a human.

But then again, you could be a…you know what, fuck it.

Fifths wrote:

You know, I actually just finished the third book in the series and found myself complaining about it being overly dark and brutal. I’m just an unpleasable bastard I guess :P

Don’t play Crusader Kings II.

I assassinated my daughter in law to remove her “ugly” genetic trait from my family’s genepool. Why did I marry my heir to her if she was ugly? So he can inherit her lands :P

@Scootaloo flightless discussion:

CEASE THIS HERESY IMMEDIATELY!

Scootaloo is simply late bloomer! She will not only fly but she will fly the faster, higher and more agile than any Pegasus before or after. She will become a legend amongst ponies, her name echoing through the centuries as the ultimate Pegasus that flew. Such is her magnificence that all Pegasi after her will cease to fly and become Earthbound creatures in a vain attempt not to despoil the sky that she has graced.

She will sweep aside that pretender and this pretender and become leader of the Wonderbolts. At that point all the Wonderbolts will resign their positions in order not to hold back her glorious flying, after she passes from this world the Wonderbolts will be disbanded because any display afterwards would not be worthy of the word “Wonder”.

So you can stop this silly flightless discussion and give your soul to the true best pony.

I have defended your honour, what would you have me do?

It shall be done oh glorious filly.

So… it’s come to this…

Screwball finally gets on the front of the drawfriends and PK thinks she’s adult Diamond Tiara…

Now, the question, dear threadgoers is how does one insure this never happens again? I must find a way to get Screwball the recognition she deserves… but… hooowwww.

@burning_phoenix

HERETIC

How can you, you who hath seen the glorious rainboom as was prophisied in the Dashronomicon, dare let such blasphemy pass thy lips? The true best pony, the holy trinity of coolness, radicalness, and awesomeness, has already ascended the sky and even now fills the world with epics the like of which has never been seen before and never shall since. Shame, shame and misfortune unto you heathen, for you have seen her with your own eyes.

I beseech thee, turn away from this path set you by the false orange satan and beg for the forgiveness of the one true God!

I meant to be here for the synctube earlier, but I was busy talking to hot babes on facebook all day. You jelly?
…
Actually it was just my friend.
…
And she left as soon as I said hi so we didn’t even talk. She was just really busy at the moment, right guise? Right?

Guise?

@Gigatoast

Adult Diamond Tiara? That pony (whoever it is) is obviously just Diamond Tiara’s sister.

Also do you guys think there will be Season 2 versions of this and this?

I’m finally getting my old Steam Account back up. If anyone wants to add me, here’s my Steam profile.

@Fifths
Poor deluded fool!
The Orange Storm is the one true god!
Her adoration of your idol is but a false flag to avoid drawing too much attention to herself as she slowly conquers all of reality!

SCOOTALOO FOREVER!

Aww, Lyra. Why’d you delete your post?
Come back, you’re the one who introduced me to this site after all…

@Derail on the previous page

Don’t worry i…GODDAM THOSE SOUND PLAYING ADVERTS! THEY DRIVE ME TO ADBLOCK!…

…sorry…what I mean to say is, don’t worry about the thread derails. That’s fairly normal for this thread. It goes off on a tangent from time to time but reels back in sooner or later. No matter what the discussion, there is always a way to inject ponies into it. Were quite efficient at it.

When the next season starts, the thread will stay much more focused.

Fun Fact: One of the same suggestions for this threads name was Pony General V: Sometimes we talk about ponies. Lawl, it’s funny because we went off topic so many times in the last thread.

@Age:

We did have an age roll call a while back and it turns out we do have lots of users around 15-20. That’s seems to be the average

The oldest known users include Daniel, Myself, Phoneix and Verbose at 24-25. The oldest is Daniel, he’s in his 40’s I think. Unless any other Generation Y’s want to chime in here and get added to the old club

@Phoneix

Oh wow, I remember that, barely. Blast from the freaking past, I was a preschooler at that time. But I didn’t start gaming until the early 90’s so I had stuff like Commander Keen

/derail

I’ll let you guys get back to ponies. I noticed someone reposted all of Muumi’s fantastic artwork in the image gallery. I wonder how honored Muumi might feel, knowing his work is worthy of reposting

Time to alphabetize. Let’s see here…

Algernon: 19
BSoD: 24
burning_phoneix: 24
Cite: 17
Connor: 15
Daniel: 20
Dr. Greg Horse: 17
Dr. Raymond:
Fifths:
Fridge Logic:
Gamzee:
Gigatoast: 19
Iambob: 20
Ideological: 20
IvanP91: 21
Karnage:
lolstaz: 15
Millennial Dan: 25
Muumi: 22
Opspe: 22
Owens:
Platus:
PopperFett:
Pyro: 16
RandomMan: 19
Ric Tesla: 17
Riyku: Still developing in womb
Sandwichman: 15
Stargazer: 16
Teh Brawler:
Verbose: 24
X-Singular: 21

Wow. Really?
By the way, this is copy/paste, so that’s why your name isn’t on there, if you newer dudes were wondering.

@Giga

Fact-checking time! Actually, it was a Roundup, not a drawfriend. Also, the pic that PK posted was originally this one, which is in fact adult Diamond Tiara. Still, they do look kind of related, don’t they? Oh, and great job on the featured image!

@Dan:
Naw that wasn’t me, contrary to popular belief I am not the only person on the internet who draws Screwball…. unless there’s something you’re not telling me. O.o

Anyway, if I may go on a slight tear for a second, the school of thought that says “They have similar color schemes so they’re obviously related” is just dumb and completely unfounded. Diamond Tiara looks nothing like Filthy Rich, the Apple family’s color schemes are all over the place, and don’t get me started on Pinkie.

Meanwhile, the number of unicorns with a white coat and blue mane would imply that Canterlot is the most inbred city in equestria. In the MLP universe, hair color =/= blood relation.

And now my own facts have been checked. Nice one!

@DeadParrot222

Clearly there is only one way to settle this

FOR BEST PONY!

I’m seventeen years, six months old.

Sorry, earlier today a friend of mine made his opinion on something known without first logging off of my profile. I didn’t actually read it, but judging by the thumbs down it wasn’t very popular.
We still cool?

IS this everyone’s age? ….Weird….a lot of you guy’s are in your early 20’s. O_O

If you’ve read anything about the Brony subculture, you’d know that most of us are college students. I find your lack of knowledge on this subject quite disturbing.

@Fifths
HAVE AT YOU!

@Family relations (Totally not doing this to justify my off-topic duel with Fifths…)
In a universe where the Cakes can be a genetically-related family, I think we can say that all bets are off.

Family members may or may not have anything in common with each other physically or visually.

Hey guys, finished a new song.

This one’s an instrumental piece for piano. Was trying to capture the feeling of a long, feverish sleep riddled with confusion and despair. I need to get to a piano to record a proper version of this, but here’s something. I really appreciate feedback :)

You watched the wrong show man. You just watched My Little Pony. The wrong generation.

The true glory is with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

That second part is really important, could save your life even. You never know seeing the cancer you got from the wrong generation.

Bask your eyes upon the glory that is the correct plot show.

FIM: [10/10] Would Bang

Well i did read the thing on Brony subculture. It’s just that for some reason i expected everyone to be…older…

I’m not trying to double post but…i think we’ve already talked about this somewhere around 5 pages back. Frankly it’s starting to annoy me.

So you’re into tentacle creepypasta pornography? Weird fetish, but whatever helps you sleep at night.

Try some of H.P. Lovecraft’s works. I think The Call of Cthulhu would really fit your tastes.

@Fifths

Very soothing, I can see that being put to a nice animatic or a comic or something. Now for the dubstep remix…

Wow, I didn’t realize we had so many minors in here. I turned 21 in April.

Ignore the troll guys.

@Dan

About that list of ages, I should also add that it is completely outdated

I had a B-day since then so I’m 25 now. Most people on the list are one year older by now. Furthermore Daniel is listed as 20 on that list but it was revealed that he’s twice that age.

Also, episode 3 of Season 3 is going to be a fun and wacky one. Discuss and raeg appropriately.

How do I know this?

Tune in tomorrow to find out!

I’m 18 btw…

@Verbose
Tomorrow?

(short search later…)
Might ye be talkin’ ’bout dis?

Pretty vague, but intriguing nonetheless!

Come on CATS, you must have thought about cradling that sweet…delicious…plot. Those ponies are so tiny…I bet there’s no way that could prevent you, being a manly man, from overpowering them and having your way all night long.

Do it faggot.

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…No. It was not.
 
  
 
 
 
 
Unrelated. F*ck you.

Dear god CATS, Meme Generator? You didn’t even get the template right and I can still see the original text from the picture you used, put some effort into it mate.

Trolling attempt: 2/10 Would not rage.

@CATS

On an unrelated note, is anyone up for some TF2 tomorrow?

On the Late Night Show With Jimmy Fallon, Anthony Bourdain had a discussion about Rainbow Dash and Bronies.

Higher quality video.

@Zarathh
I might consider playing some TF2 tomorrow.

>Has everyone’s ages
>Except mine

I’m 23. Not like anyone wants to know…

@CATS
ALL YOUR MEMES ARE BELONG TO PONIES

Not sure I would call ‘allegedly heterosexual’ a ringing endorsement…
Not exactly unexpected, but still a little disappointing…

@Verbose
The Scootagram information service cannot be stopped!

@Zarathh
I could probably play tomorrow, too.

I am 16 and 8 moths old if anyone care.

@Blue Screen

Ah, good to know.

@Verbose

That car is amazing, do want. Sometimes, I wish I was a wealthy brony instead of a relatively penniless one…

@Tim and Twins
Rest assured, I’m updating that list.

@TF2
Sounds fun, I might be able to join in.

And now for some cute and awesome.

Consarn it Dash, this doesn’t mean that I like you.

Berry! I didn’t know you used this site! Quite a coincidence actually, I was just looking for a place to fulfill all of my meme related needs, as all humans need to do, and this site just happened to pop up.

I’m not sure I’ve been on the site before, I do seem to faintly recall just possibly making an account on a site that may or may not have had a similar name to this one a long time ago, I think. Us humans have really poor memories, you know. I mean, we say “elephants never forget,” and pshhh, that’s just silly.

Hey Lyra… Do you like bananas?

How about human things like bowling and tacos. Like all of us humans like… And not slinkeys…

By the by, I’ll be 17 this month.

I’m surprised that some people on that list aren’t.

Unrelated but adorable:

Blue Screen (of death) wrote:

I’ll let you guys get back to ponies. I noticed someone reposted all of Muumi’s fantastic artwork in the image gallery. I wonder how honored Muumi might feel, knowing his work is worthy of reposting

Well, I’m glad they just posted most of the Touhou set, instead of reposting my entire gallery. I see my own drawings reposted every now and then, so it’s really not that big of a deal for me.

Although I can understand reposting, since I’m so lazy that I hardly get anything new drawn. Hah.

And yes, I still lurk KYM Forums and Pony General daily. Especially now that I finally got a new USB-Modem that actually works properly (or at least as properly as those stupid things usually do).

I comment rarely, but I’ll still be watching you. Foreveeeeeeeer!

But anyways, even with my laziness, I still got three new pics on hand. One simple AppleJack picture to be sent to a fan who said he’d send me a gift all the way from Kanada (still waiting for it to arrive). I still need to finish the pic though, but the basic coloring is done, so it’s only a few hours job.

I also have one new addition to the Arcane Set, with a picture of Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle facing a giant frost monster zombie thingy in icy mountains. It’s gonna be SO AWESOME, although I’m pretty sure a lot of people are not going to like scary as hell mosters in same picture with their cute ponies.

And then finally, I’ve got the Aria/Aqua – FiM crossover that I mentioned earlier. I decied to keep it as a scetch, since it would’ve been too much of a pain to color in the A3 size it is. I just have to hope that someone with decent digital landscape coloring skills would take up the challenge and actually finish it.

I hope the picture loads properly, since I’ve been having some issues with pictures from dA for the past months. Although it might just as well be just a browser related problem.

Time to get caught up:

@Fifth and Dead:

This futile duel fought over false idols must end.

Celestia is best pony.

Comest upon me, bros.

@Cats:

Hm…

Not sure if troll….

Or just troll…

@Fifths song:

@Zar:

Am I up for TF2?

Is Celestia best pony?

@The age thing:

Okay…. So……. Math….

Approximately 172. Damn whippersnappers and their fancy non-breaking hips and their not dying.

*cough*Ithink22or21*cough*

Don’t worry.
I wasn’t included either.

“He became a traveller of the memestream and gained the knowledge and wisdom of the Ancients. He also gained the knowledge and wisdom of those after the extinction of the Ancients. And soon, he will create the future.”

“By merging with all the energy of the internet, he will become a new life form, a new existence. Melding with the internet… he will cease to exist as he is now. Only to be reborn as a ‘God’ to rule over every soul.”

- Date: June 9th, 5 years before the great purge

Angel is best pony.

Should be obvious where I got that from, but let’s see if you guys can find it.

As for age, turning 20 in around a month.

Guise.

It broke $300,000.

Holy crap guise.