I didn’t feel like making my avatar related to Paris Hilton, so I’m just boring old me again.
I dare somebody to name each pony and the gun they are holding. Do it, I fucking dare you.
Nightmare Moon: Ares Shrike w/ Grip, Princess Cadence: H&K XM8, Princess Celestia: GE M134 Minigun, Princess Luna: Barrett M82A1, Shining Armor: SIG SG750 w/ Holographic Sight, M203 Grenade Launcher, Grip, and Laser Sight, Queen Chrysalis: Kalashnikov RPK, Rainbow Dash: Norinco Type 56, Applejack: Colt M16A4 w/ Holographic Sight, Fluttershy: Ingram MAC-10, Twilight Sparkle: H&K MP7, Rarity: H&K MP5SD, Pinkie Pie: Beretta 92FS and Tactical Knife, Tank: ENARM SMG, Winona: Steyr TMP, Angel: H&K MP5K, Owloysius: Walther P88, Spike: Beretta 93 Raffica, Opalescence: SITES Spectre M4, Gummy: SRMC Lupara, Cherry Berry: SRM Model 1216, The Great and Powerful Trixie: Dual CZ-UB Skorpion vz. 61, Soarin’: JIC QCW-05 w/ Suppressor, Berry Punch: Z-M LR-300, Cheerilee: Franchi SPAS-12, Spitfire: Kalashnikov AK-103 w/ GP25, Golden Harvest/Carrot Top: Springfield M21 SWS, Dizzy Twister: Desert Tactical Arms Stealth Recon Scout, Derpy: AMC AA-12, Bon Bon: IMI Uzi, Lyra: Steyr AUG, Aloe: H&K G36K, Lotus: H&K UMP45, Vinyl Scratch: FN P90, Octavia: Accuracy International Arctic Warfare, Dr. Whooves: MA5B ICWS, Gustave: MFWI EMERK, Gilda: H&K MP5, Cranky Doodle Donkey: KB Shar TVGK, Matilda: RATMIL M96, Mulia Mild: VB Berapi LP02, Spot: Techno Arms MAG-7 Shotgun, Fido: Calico M960, Rover: Van Bruaene Rik PDW, Big Macintosh: SDUSO M60, Granny Smith: Winchester Model 1887, Braeburn: Armsel Striker, Zecora: AAI LSAT w/ Red Dot Sight, Grip, and M203 Grenade Launcher, Sweetie Belle: Bazalt RPG-7, Apple Bloom: Glock 18, Scootaloo: IMI Micro-Uzi, Twist: Łucznik PM-98, Mr. Cake: Dragunov SVD, Mrs. Cake: FN F2000, Millie: Remington ACR, Mayor: Mossberg 500, Minuette/Colgate: KRISS Vector, Sunset Bliss: Steyr ACR, Pink Lady: Magpul ACR, Diamond Mint: Pancor Jackhammer, Merry May: Metal Storm MAUL w/ Red Dot Sight, Heart Throb: Bushmaster ACR, Lightning Bolt: KBP Instrument Design Bureau PP91 KEDR, April Showers: SIMA FAD, Flitter: CZ-UB Skorpion EVO III, Cloudchaser: Beretta ARX-160, Peppermint Crunch: Walther WA2000, Blossomforth: Kel-Tec RFB, Snails: KBP Instrument Design Bureau PP93, Snips: KBP Instrument Design Bureau PP2000, Truffle Shuffle: IMI Uzi Pro, Half Note: CZ-UB CZ75, Lickety Split: H&K VP70, Rumble: Claridge Hi-Tec, Featherweight: Colt SCAMP, High Score: VB Berapi LP01, Junebug: FAMAS, Roseluck: FN SCAR-L, Lily: IMI Micro TAR-21, Daisy: H&K PSG-1, Shoeshine: Colt M4 Carbine, Sea Swirl: H&K FABARM FP6 w/ Red Dot Sight, Lemon Hearts: Kalashnikov AK74Su, Bluenote: Dual Magpul FMG9, Silver Spoon: Walther MPL, Photo Finish: H&K 417, Hoity Toity: Walther PPK, Fancypants: Magpul PDR w/ Holographic Sight, Fleur: FN Five Seven, Sapphire Shores: Benelli MR1, Filthy Rich: KBP Instrument Design Bureau PP90M1 w/ Red Dot Sight and Suppressor, Diamond Tiara: KMZ AEK-919K Kashtan w/ Reflex Sight, Doctor Horse: Agram 2000, Mane Goodall: BAE SA80, Nurse Tenderheart: Serbu SUPER-SHORTY, Nurse Redheart: FN FAL, Nurse Sweetheart: IMI Galil, Nurse Coldheart: Intratec TEC-9, Nursery Rhyme: TAO Jatimatic, Doctor Stable: ORSIS T-5000, Caramel: IMI Desert Eagle, Silver Speed: UTAS UTS-15, Thunderlane: Chang Feng SMG, Twinkleshine: Beretta MX4, Twilight Sky: H&K XM29 OICW, Wild Fire: Łucznik MSBS Radon w/ Hybrid Sight and Grip, Lucky: VB Berapi LP06, Amethyst Star/Sparkler: Norinco QBZ-95, High Style: TTX 80.002, Powder Rouge: Valtro PM-5 w/ Grip, Pretty Vision: High Standard HS-10, Regal Candent: Dual Trejo Pistol, Roxie: TSKIB-SOO OTs-23 Drotik, Soigne Folio: SIMA MGP-84, Midnight Fun: Silver Shadow Gilboa APR, Stella: TAP SR-3 Vikhr, Flim: Robinson Arms XCR-L, Flam: SIG STR970, Donut Joe: Daewoo USAS-12, Gizmo: Parker Hale PDW w/ Red Dot Sight, Horte Cuisine: Dual Patria Mod.2, Royal Riff: Arsenal Shipka, Luke: Orbis MGV-176, Star Hunter: Interdynamic MKS
It’s funny how often the question of crossovers pop up in one form or another. That’s one of the things I like about the pony medium, it’s like this blank slate that works with everything (hence rule 85). I don’t really know if there’s a bioshock pony fanfic out there, or more specifically, if there’s a good one.
@Really sad NMM pic
The artist, CosmicUnicorn, said in the description:
Paternity is irrelevant--the foal’s colors are simply the colors of dawn. Besides, I would think that immortal alicorns reproduce differently anyways… cosmic dust or special magic or something.
That statement was made a number of months back, so it’s not really too surprising.
Still, here’s what I think. (Copy/pasted my own comment because why not.)
If there’s anything the most recent episodes have shown us, it’s that alicorns aren’t all that different from other ponies. They certainly aren’t the immortal deities they were once believed to be. After all, normal unicorns used to do the very same tasks that Luna and Celestia have given to themselves. Their magic is much more powerful, but I contend that their heightened magical abilities are possibly due to the amount of time they’ve been alive. Oftentimes when it comes to magic, more study=more power, which is why older wizards in various fantasies are usually the ones you have to watch out for. Besides, Cadance is an alicorn, and she just got married like any other normal pony.
I say all of that of course because I disagree with the statement that paternity is irrelevant. I think there would have to be a father, and that being the case just makes this scenario that much more tragic. Mothers certainly aren’t the only ones who love their children…