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KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

Last posted Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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Uh, guys?
I think I died…

Edit to add source: SOURCE

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Jun 20, 2012 at 06:48PM EDT
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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

@megalolzors:

’Verbose is the local TL;DR king and a mod, RandomMan gets all the bitches and is generally the best guy ever, Algy likes fan-fics, Muffinator and I are clones (according to Verbose), Ric is a pegasus with augmentation bullshit, Popper is a Mandalorian with the hots for Chrysalis, Pyro is Nightmare Moon’s waifu (and vice-versa), Twins is a girl that’s been strangely absent, Dac provides the shitstorms and controversy, and Princess Celestia is best pony. El Slinker, Windigo, Zarathh, and everybody else are awesome bros that come before hoes.

Now that that’s out of the way, make sure to be kind, contribute to discussions when you can and try to be nice and you’ll do fine. If you go to the Just For Fun forum, Captain Serious (AKA Thomas Nair) is kind of a dick, and hates bronies with a passion. Try to troll him as often as possible.’

Reposting my introduction deal for newbs.

@Random:

I wouldn’t be entirely opposed to the idea of a male alicorn trying to retake the throne if it was done correctly. I doubt it’d be nearly as bad as many of the retarded OCs that have been created, as the writes for the show are better than the lowest tier of the brony fandom.

So, if done correctly with a reason for why he was gone (imprisoned, trapped, etc.), then I could see it kind of working out. A lot of bronies would be opposed to it, of course.

As for Chrysalis being male, I don’t really like her right now, so being male wouldn’t really influence my opinions.

@Algy:

Yeah, I didn’t really mean it as in ’I’m gonna be a bitch!’, though that might be a factor in it (I know people that do that, and it is damn annoying). But, still, Blueblood is far from the anti-Christ the fandom paints him as so often. He has one of those personalities that comes from the parents and takes some changing and getting used to.

As for colts, I meant the children, just like fillies means female child. Mare and stallion mean the adults, at least to me.

@Windigo:

He should be a cunning tactician with a mind far more clever than all others…

Voiced by Morgan Freeman.

Also, showing off is different than being an arrogant bitch. And if Trixie is just showing off, then so is Blueblood. Except Blueblood was raised to be that way.

Amazing how the thread is suddenly active. It forces me to quote this.

Of course, the male alicorn throne thing can work out. I’m not saying the character will be a huge faggot and that I’ll hate him. The scenario I’m talking about is the overall brony threatment he gets. I know most of the users who post here approach things like this more calmly.


About Connor’s list:

He adds people based on the information they give him. If you don’t want to be there, don’t answer the questions. I’m probably one of the oldest posters here atm, but I’m not on his list. Simply because I chose that.


@Deadparrot & Megalolzors

Please take those chat-like posts that are only directed to each other to your walls next time instead of flooding the thread with it.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 06:57PM EDT
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>Leaves computer for about 2 hours. Thread just finishing page 183.
>Comes back, end of page 184.
>Mfw:

I don’t want to sound bossy or anything, but since we are getting dangerously close to the 200 page mark, we should probably start talking about thread titles again.

These are the current ones suggested thus far:
KYM Pony General VI: Live free or Twi Hard
KYM Pony General VI: Pony General VI: Twilight has a well developed plot
KYM Pony General VI: Stay out of our shed
KYM Pony General Episode VI: Return of the Pony
KYM Pony General VI: Friendship, Unity, Caring, and Kindness
KYM Pony General VI: Know Your Pony
KYM Pony General VI: Never gonna say good-bye
Pony General VI: RandomMan Is Your God Now, Bring Him Your Virgins
Pony General VI: RandomMan’s Harem
Pony General VI: And May We All Bask In RandomMan’s Glory
Pony General VI: YES ANOTHER ONE, DEAL WITH IT
Pony Thread 6: >Implying We Talk About Ponies Here
Pony Thread 6 – Can’t Read My Pony Face P-P-Pony Face
Pony General VI: Because we needed another one

Nominations?


Now, for some second best pony:

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Jun 20, 2012 at 07:02PM EDT
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DeadParrot222 wrote:

Uh, guys?
I think I died…

Edit to add source: SOURCE

Lyra’s just glad she gets to feel hands :D

EDIT: I have an idea for the 6th pony thread
Pony General VI: Yes its another thread, but that’s ok, because ponies.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 07:03PM EDT
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The quoted post has been deleted.

Next time please use the edit button on your old post.

Jun 20, 2012 at 07:10PM EDT
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Pony general VI: Dac-Attack is back! And he’s bringing the ponies back as well!

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Jun 20, 2012 at 07:10PM EDT
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How about:

Pony General VI: Return of the Poni

Jun 20, 2012 at 07:28PM EDT
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Yaaawwn Hello everyone. What have I missed?…Hold on.
Oh crap. Welp, I ain’t reading all that. Oh new member. Hi there Megalolzors. our love of Derpy makes me like you even more. But I still got my eye on you.

It is my duty. Oh, and I should probably state right away my complete devotion towards ’Tavi.

@DeadParrot

Really now, what is wrong with my brain nowadays…

@Zarathh
Read it. It really doesn’t convey sadness with me. BTW, you forgot to add this.

EDIT: By the way. Every month or so of not getting adequate sleep, I just sleep almost an entire day. Weird…

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Jun 20, 2012 at 07:32PM EDT
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@Popper on the last page:

>2012
>Saying something looks good humanized
>Humanization doesn’t match the monstrous qualities of the original

Also:

Your move.

@Dan:

Unsubscribe to the damn Pony thread, you fool! It’s Step 1 of what to do when subscribed to the Pony thread!

@Deadparrot:

Must…. reach…… insulin….

@Random:

Yeah, I know that our group here is usually more reasonable and reacts less violently. I do think most bronies would flip their shit if this was announced, and probably go with their convictions to the grave episode, no matter what you say. Some might still hold them after the episode airs, too, but that’s less likely. Again, it comes down to how its shown.

@Megalolzors:

I agree with RandomMan, you need to put more content in your posts and post a bit less frequently. Most people spam when they’re newfags, but you should still tone it down and try to contribute to discussions first and go off-topic/post pics next.

@Muffins:

I stand by my original nomination for Pony General, Episode VI: Return of the Poni.

Preferably spelled Poni.

@Zar:

Okay, I’m confused. What the fuck is going on, where’s Tank, why does it go by so quickly, and why is Rainbow Dash reacting that way? Seriously, I have no idea what the fuck any of that is.

Jun 20, 2012 at 07:36PM EDT
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Oh right, Summer Solstice is today…I get out today.
Alright, less intimidating..no armor, nice makeup, well-brushed mane…look beautiful, not scary…I’m all ready to return…see you soon, sister, I’m coming home…

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Jun 20, 2012 at 07:48PM EDT

Zarathh wrote:

This is Scout. Rainbows make him cry.




I would snatch her away from that fool, gladly hug rainbow dash, then i would go back to scout every year and remind him the big mistake he made and I would laugh. I would then share the gift of Rainbow Dash every Christmas with my brony brethren (Keeping Her from sunday- friday, then let one brony bring her home on Saturday).O.k. I’m not that cruel :(.

Why the christmas theme post this time of year though? Its the midddle of summer, and apparently as someone above said, apparently the summer solstice. Either way, funny pic :P.

@Lasers
Alright I understand now, discuss in discussions, and post pics after :D

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Jun 20, 2012 at 08:04PM EDT
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@DeadParrot, Megalolzors

Hmm, the best pony does seem to get struck by an inordinate number of lightening strikes. I wonder why this is. SCIENCE WOONA, EXPLAIN!

“Lightening normally strikes because the negatively charged particles in the clouds are attracted to the positively charged particles on the earth. However, negative particles are also strongly attracted to awesomely charged particles, the particle which makes up approximately 120% of Rainbow Dash’s body. When you consider this and combine it with the fact that she flies so high, higher than any other pony, the real anomally is how she doesn’t get struck by lightening MORE often. Meterologists theorize that Dash is simply too fast and agile for the lightening most of the time, though occasionally she’ll get grazed.”

@Lyra pic

I dislike that pic for the same reason I don’t find myself particularly anamored with real life ponies, because those ponies are just animals. As much as I am creeped out when ponies get physically anthropomorphized, you can’t go far enough with that shit when it comes to their personalities. The fact that the ponies are so charmingly human is what makes them relatable, and seeing one eating a sugarcube out of the hand while getting her ear scratched comes across as reducing them to a creature that is merely appettitive.

Of course, there is an alternative way to interpret the picture. This is Lyra, the human fetishist, so it’s not hard to imagine that this is a completely self-aware creature pretending to be a mere animal because she kind of gets off on humans treating her as such. Not sure how I feel about that interpretation.

@Male alicorn taking the throne

That would be interesting, could actually be a way for the show to try to address the real issue of equality between the sexes. I don’t even think it would mess with MLP’s tone too much, I’m sure they could do it with the same light-hearted gentleness that they did with the Appleloosa settlers and buffalo. It would be interesting and a pretty ballsy move.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT
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Well people, let it be for better or worse, but apparently the buyer of the Lyra Plushie didn’t ask for the hole to be removed. Link

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:34PM EDT
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@Explosive Lasers the Element of Slapping
As a fellow Chrysalis fan I shall make Popper’s move for him:





Checkmate.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 08:35PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Well people, let it be for better or worse, but apparently the buyer of the Lyra Plushie didn’t ask for the hole to be removed. Link

The thought of why he wouldn’t want the hole removed kind of frightens me… “SHUDDER
Think happy thoughts…. happy thoughts…..

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:37PM EDT
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CocoaCannon wrote:

The thought of why he wouldn’t want the hole removed kind of frightens me… “SHUDDER
Think happy thoughts…. happy thoughts…..

I’m going to crush your happy thoughts. The link to the profile of the buyer gets you to a site for furry porn.

…yup.

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:46PM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

I’m going to crush your happy thoughts. The link to the profile of the buyer gets you to a site for furry porn.

…yup.


See more on Know Your Meme

Your serious? Awwwwww… my mind is filled with horrible pictures of what that guy would do to that poor lyra. My happy thoughts are crushed and stomped on now D: There are some strange people i tell ya…. so when you say furry porn, is he using video or pics or something? Aw man, dont even answer that… i need a moment to meditate….. its not working ;_;


See more on Know Your Meme

@DeadParrot222 below this post
Yes scoots may be awesome too, but not as much as derpy’s double rainboom!
(not gonna put the picture here, semes like too much image spam)

And i’ve seen that derpy pic, Its one of my favorites :D.
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Jun 20, 2012 at 08:51PM EDT
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More Season 3 info!

Looks like Ponyville’s resident zebra’s getting a little more time in the spotlight!

@Fifths
Ha!
By your own theory, you have proven that Scoots is awesome, too!

Though, if that’s the price of being cool, I’m happy the way I am…

As for the Lyra pic, I actually like it for the very reasons you seem to not like it. =)
I like when the show puts in those little reminders that, yes, these are ponies (mostly the characters whinnying, neighing or grunting in a very ‘horsey’ manner).
It adds an extra layer to their characters that is kinda cute and funny.
Plus cute:

@Lyra Plushie
Well, she’s beyond our help now…
Next up on the docket…

SOURCE
Commence laughing hysterically/weeping uncontrollably.

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:52PM EDT
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CocoaCannon wrote:


See more on Know Your Meme

Your serious? Awwwwww… my mind is filled with horrible pictures of what that guy would do to that poor lyra. My happy thoughts are crushed and stomped on now D: There are some strange people i tell ya…. so when you say furry porn, is he using video or pics or something? Aw man, dont even answer that… i need a moment to meditate….. its not working ;_;


See more on Know Your Meme

@DeadParrot222 below this post
Yes scoots may be awesome too, but not as much as derpy’s double rainboom!
(not gonna put the picture here, semes like too much image spam)

And i’ve seen that derpy pic, Its one of my favorites :D.

Jun 20, 2012 at 08:55PM EDT
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@DeadParrot

That little orange vagabond is lucky enough to actually get to hang around Dash, so I guess some of her charge might momentarily rub off on her, momentarily. Lightening is a small price to pay for getting to hang out with Rainbow Dash.

Concerning the picture, normally I’m like to agree with you. I usually love the snorts and whinnies, but those are just little idiosyncrasies that add charm to the characters without really meaning anything.

To eat out of another’s hand while they scratch your ears is a blatent act of submission by not just an animal, but a broken animal to its master.

@Pez dispenser

I’m more upset by the fact that this doesn’t phase me. At all. I feel that my time as a brony has made it so that there is literally nothing you can do with a pony that will disturb or even suprise me anymore.

MLP has left a good influence on the jaded inhabitants of the internet who got into it I think, but influence goes both ways. Poor Lauren Faust’s pure little idea has been massively corrupted, and the corruption is glorious.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 09:13PM EDT
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@Lasers
-Celestia is not the sun; she raises it.
Oh, and there’s this:

…Check of the checkest of mates.


Sorry to be so cruel with the vids, but…

EDIT- Hmmm…thought that would’ve went better.
@Lasers
One could argue one way or the other who’s better, but it’d probably end up badly. By telling me “go fuck yourself” you showed sign of rage. I’m not taking it that far. I was just messing around with the “I win”.
Chrysalis is who I like; you don’t have to think the same way. Let’s be civilized here now…

@Names
“Pony Face” or “Return of the Pony”. I’d also suggest “This Thread’s Going to be perfect…” or “Sgt. Twilight And the Lonely Pony’s Club Band”

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Jun 20, 2012 at 09:25PM EDT
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@Popper:

What’s stronger, the mountain, or the man that moves the mountain?

I believe your checkmate is completely flawed and holds no ground, kindly go fuck yourself.

@Fifths and the Lyra plushie:

Yeah, the brony community has done a lot of good, enough to more than make up for the weird shit it makes. We shouldn’t really complain about what other people want to do, because it doesn’t effect us. If somebody wants that Lyra plushie for ahem reasons, then go ahead and let them. We all have our problems (except for RandomMan), so we shouldn’t cast stones.

Jun 20, 2012 at 09:34PM EDT
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You know, there’s something that has been bugging me about this little creature.

Cello:

Bass:

Screw word of God, she’s playing a goddamned bass.

Jun 20, 2012 at 09:40PM EDT
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@Fifths

Looks like Vinyl and ’Tavi have something in common….

one drops the bass, the other plays it

I can’t believe i just made that joke :/

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Jun 20, 2012 at 09:51PM EDT
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@Fifths

Also mandatory human Fluttershy:

Jun 20, 2012 at 10:37PM EDT
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So I’ve been gone for five days. I have no plans to read anything I missed, because I don’t have time, so if I missed anything important, please, do not hesitate to let me know of its existence.


Now is the time where StarGazer will recap everything pony on his road trip. Though this post may not seem relevant at first, IT DOES CONTAIN PONIES. Just read it. A tl;dr version can be found at the bottom.

So this last weekend starting Saturday and up until an hour ago, I was off in Mississippi in order to go to a conference for an organization I am highly involved in (the name of which is irrelevant). On the way in, my family stopped in Memphis in order to take in the sights and be tourist-y for a day or two. Little did we know that for the entire duration of our stay at that hotel, we would be in the presence of Anime Blues Con 2012. The rest of my family was horrified and needless to say, I was the only one who had a good stay in that hotel.

But why is this pony? BECAUSE I SAW A MOTHER LOVING RAINBOW DASH COSPLAYER WHILE I WAS THERE.

Granted it was a dude.

With dreadlocks.

And all he had on was a cap with felt rainbow hair and tiny blue angel wings.

BUT IT WAS RAINBOW DASH COSPLAYER NONETHELESS.

Then, later I received a text message Check-In notification from Facebook on my phone with a mobile URL to see it on the site that ended in “XXXXXXXXXXXXMLP” the x’s being other characters that are irrelevant. The odds of the fifteen digit url code ending in MLP in all caps, with none of the proceeding characters being in caps is astronomical, if I’m doing my calculations right. Freaky man.

At the conference I attended, board members (youths such as myself) performed skits based around themes in order to promote aspects of the organization to younger members in creative and fun ways. One of the skits was My Little Pony. They used the theme song at the beginning, and like any self-respecting brony who wants to respect those around him, I mouthed along quite happily. A friend of mine saw me doing this and he was all like:

And I was all like:

And then he was all like:

And I was all like:

And then I took the girl who played Rainbow Dash to the conference dance party.

TL;DR: Pony will follow you. EVERYWHERE. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

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Jun 20, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT
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Let me ask you guys a question, and I would appreciate a serious answer more than a joking one. If a magical genie came and offered you the chance to live in Equestria for the rest of your life as a pony on the condition that you never be allowed to return to earth, would you accept?

Personally, I really can’t say whether I would or not. This planet both depresses and fascinates me, and I think in the long run that Equestria wouldn’t be as good at doing either of those things. Equestria seems a nice place to retire, when I’m old and have had my fill of earthly things and find I can no longer take the weathering this place does on my soul.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:28PM EDT
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@Fifths
Errrr I would choose to stay on Earth personally, Like you said there are good things and bad things on Earth, and you know you have your freinds and family, other loved ones, and the internet. There’s no video games in Equestria too, that means no minecraft, no TF2, no halflife, no portal, etc.

Now for the jokey part :P
I wouldnt want everyday having a villain all up in your face, trying to take over the world and all. If I were there when discord was turning ponyville into a place of madness, id nearly s*** my pants in fright.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:38PM EDT
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@Fifths:

It really depends. If I could bring my brother and mother along, I most likely would, as it seems to be a perfect world, with just enough excitement and danger to keep me happy, without people being assholes. However, if I couldn’t bring my brother and my mom, I’d be a lot more hesitant. I’m not sure if I’d be completely alright with abandoning them like that, as it’s somewhat similar to suicide, in a way. I’d be gone from this world, and they wouldn’t ever be able to see me again, so I’d debate the merits of doing it, in that case.

Still, I would choose Equestria over Earth in most cases, for various reasons.

Relevant:

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:42PM EDT
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@Deadparrot’s pic

I dont really like those kind of pics to be honest. I don’t think of the ponies as animals. They are pretty much humans just in a cartoon pony body, so pictures like that just seem so intimate and seem to reflect the desires of the artist. Last time I checked, my pets don’t blush when I give them snacks, so that picture seems to intimate for my taste. IIts the same reason I don’t like MLD. It just creeps me out that people desire to be with ponies so much.

Jun 20, 2012 at 11:42PM EDT
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@Megalolzors

“There’s no video games in Equestria…”

Objection!



I’d take the chance to live in Equestria, mostly because I’m depressed with the politics here on earth. I’m honestly a tad scared for the future of humanity. I’d take Discord’s shenanigans over the various lobbyists trying to pass laws for nothing but personal gain any day of the week.

Jun 21, 2012 at 12:15AM EDT
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@Dac

Humans, at least in western culture, don’t have that kind of intimate contact with each other unless it’s something sexual. Ergo, the picture communicates that either Lyra is less than human, or this is something sexual.

@living in Equestria

Something I hadn’t thought about was that if I did move to Equestria, I’d have to either become a pony fucker or celibate. Neither of those options particularly appeal to me. Not to mention that, since I’m a pony now, I’d probably be considered a sick weirdo with a fetish for human women. Humans are pretty fucking freaky looking when you think about it, hairless apes constantly standing upright and exposing their underbellies for all the world to see. They’ve got those flat faces and big heads and freaky looking hands shudder

And the females, what the fuck are with those giant lumps on their chest? What purpose do those serve?

Jun 21, 2012 at 12:22AM EDT
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@Fifths

Nope. I choose life on Earth. Why? For starters, I have family and friends (no matter how little they may be) that I would never want to leave behind. It would seem like a betrayal to me to just leave them behind after all they’ve done for me. Also, despite any problems I may have now, they are only temporary. I won’t surrender my potential future here because of a few stalemates.

Second, like you pointed out, I would be a human in a pony’s body. If I am at all displaced here, I most definately would be there. I would first have to learn how to walk again, not to mention various other basic everyday functions. Also like you detailed, there is the awkward matter of sex. Whether or not we can be considered to be attracted to them sexually certainly can be debated, I would still view them as being from another race, thus any intimate connections would be incredibly awkward, not even mentioning the sexual components.

Lastly, horses disgust me IRL. I think they smell, etc. No offense to Dac.

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Jun 21, 2012 at 12:46AM EDT
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, my vote for the next thread name is “KYM Pony General Episode VI: Return of the Pony”

@Fifths
If I was given the chance to live in Equestria as a pony, I would immediately say yes without thinking about it because I’m and idiot. Then I would immediately regret it because I’m now trapped as a pony in a confusing new world with no way to go back to the way I was and no way to go back to Earth.

Jun 21, 2012 at 12:46AM EDT
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@living in equestria
No way, I am content living on earth. I wouldn’t leave my family and friends just because ponies are cute and all that bullshit. The pony world is too goody-goody. I couldn’t live that. I love my world with all its flaws. Thats what makes life intersting. Also, no women, so that would make finding a relationship really hard.

@ muffins
Umm, I’m not a horse so I don’t really care. I can see why many people don’t like livestock, they are smelly if you aren’t used to the smell. Plus they poo so god damn much

Jun 21, 2012 at 01:19AM EDT
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Why is it that whenever this kind of topic comes up, everyone starts mentioning ACTUAL HORSES? That’s crazy talk, Equestrian ponies are nothing like them. They’re basically humans in pastel pony shape, so this livestock business seems incredibly silly to even bring up.

As to whether I would choose a life in that world over this one, I don’t really know. My family is really the only thing I would stay for, but I’m the kind of guy who welcomes a chance at new and incredible experiences. I think I’d be inclined to leave this crazy place behind, but I can’t really say for sure.

I wouldn’t want to be an earth pony, after all.

Jun 21, 2012 at 01:51AM EDT
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>Notices we’ve done almost 3 pages today
Man, this thread is actually moving faster than I thought. I really need to post more.

@Fifths
This exact topic was brought up a few months ago in the thread. I don’t exactly remember what I said, but it was probably another one of those signature Twins™ TL;DRs that rarely make sense, if ever at all, and contain no more meaning that could be done in a few sentences.

Here, I’ll try to be more succinct this time: No, I wouldn’t want to become a pony and live in Equestria, and I don’t see the appeal in such. The real world equivalent of Equestria, if it existed, would be nothing like the idyllic and picturesque society portrayed in the show. It would be beset by major social problems, including the utter lack of any male ponies, strong, divisive racial tensions (especially with the supposed inferiority of Earth ponies), an all-powerful and immortal absolute monarch, and a bunch of other stuff.

Plus, I wouldn’t want to leave Earth behind. I love each and every one of my family members and friends, and for the most part, enjoy being a human being (although there’s always a few members of our species that make me want to kill myself over). Leaving it all behind just to fulfill an unrealistic pony-filled fantasy would be, to quote Pinkie Pie, silly.


I must say, that was not quite succinct at all.

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Jun 21, 2012 at 02:39AM EDT
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These are the current ones suggested thus far:
KYM Pony General VI: Live free or Twi Hard
KYM Pony General VI: Pony General VI: Twilight has a well developed plot
KYM Pony General VI: Stay out of our shed
KYM Pony General Episode VI: Return of the Pony
KYM Pony General VI: Friendship, Unity, Caring, and Kindness
KYM Pony General VI: Know Your Pony
KYM Pony General VI: Never gonna say good-bye
Pony General VI: RandomMan Is Your God Now, Bring Him Your Virgins
Pony General VI: RandomMan’s Harem
Pony General VI: And May We All Bask In RandomMan’s Glory
Pony General VI: YES ANOTHER ONE, DEAL WITH IT
Pony Thread 6: >Implying We Talk About Ponies Here
Pony Thread 6 – Can’t Read My Pony Face P-P-Pony Face
Pony General VI: Because we needed another one

I like stay out of our shed

Jun 21, 2012 at 03:01AM EDT
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@Twins

If I may offer a rebuttal, I find that reasoning a bit odd. Instead of simply taking Equestria as we see it in the show, you claim that’s not how the “real world equivalent” would be. Why not? Is the idea of such a society so extraordinary that you reject even the possibility of its existence outright? That kind of reminds me of a quote, actually.


“Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.”


Your views are fascinatingly similar to Smith’s claims, don’t you think? Personally, I see no reason why an idealistic and peaceful society should be deemed so impossible, in spite of the factors you mentioned. If it’s a whole other world, who says they have to play by our rules?

One other issue I have is that you reduced it to an “unrealistic pony-filled fantasy”. I would see it as an incredible discovery, and an opportunity to experience a story like no other, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. Lately, we’ve been throwing the word “fantasy” around like it’s dirty or something. When we describe Tolkien’s epics as fantasy, I’m pretty sure we don’t mean it in a negative way, so why here? Humans have a pioneering spirit, so I see no reason it should automatically be creepy that many would choose this way.

Lastly, does loving others mean that we can’t possibly live without them? Now, if I had children let’s say, that would be another matter. But people say good-bye to friends and family members all the time. I think this really comes down to what your root motivation is. As it stands for me now, it would be a difficult offer to refuse. But, at the end of the day, I don’t believe there’s a right or wrong answer to this one.


Now for some art to make this post seem more interesting.

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go back to 4chan pony fetish idiots

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:00AM EDT

L0L thinks we aren’t already /b/tards, neckbeards, /b/ronies and ponyfags.

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:26AM EDT
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u mad kid?

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:29AM EDT

warcraftnerd1234567 wrote:

u mad kid?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:37AM EDT
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@Derpy Vazquez
*Guerilla. So close.

@warcraftnerd
You know, coming on to a pony thread and posting “go back to 4chan fetish idiots.” Is not the best laid plan. Using the response of many a facebook blockheaded shites of “u mad?” makes this even more embarassing for you. Now none of us are even mad. So please, leave before you further tarnish such a ‘great’ and ‘original’ username as warcraftnerd and make a mockery out of yourself, you uncouth trite little pendejado marrano pedazo de mierda wue cree wue tiene el pinche derecho de juzgar a otros. Ahem. So just go.

EDIT: Yeah, I remeber him. And I know it’s copypasta. I’ve just been working on a project for a few hours straight and it’s 4 a.m. here, so I’m not in the best of moods. Forgive me.

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Jun 21, 2012 at 04:47AM EDT
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Father Pucci tfw no Dio-sama wrote:

@Derpy Vazquez
*Guerilla. So close.

@warcraftnerd
You know, coming on to a pony thread and posting “go back to 4chan fetish idiots.” Is not the best laid plan. Using the response of many a facebook blockheaded shites of “u mad?” makes this even more embarassing for you. Now none of us are even mad. So please, leave before you further tarnish such a ‘great’ and ‘original’ username as warcraftnerd and make a mockery out of yourself, you uncouth trite little pendejado marrano pedazo de mierda wue cree wue tiene el pinche derecho de juzgar a otros. Ahem. So just go.

EDIT: Yeah, I remeber him. And I know it’s copypasta. I’ve just been working on a project for a few hours straight and it’s 4 a.m. here, so I’m not in the best of moods. Forgive me.

he has trolled here before and gets banned every tiem.
Oh and copypasta is tasty with all things mis-spelled

Jun 21, 2012 at 04:52AM EDT
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