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KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

Last posted Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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Quick question: I notice lots of you are splitting up the quotes to adress certain parts. How exactly are you accomplishing this? Because I would like to quote BSoD, but just his Celestia portrait, and say that it is about time someone drew her not as Trollesia or Molestia.

Edit: (Just for you, Randomman) Omg, get!

Last edited Feb 27, 2012 at 07:39AM EST
Feb 27, 2012 at 07:38AM EST
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Blue Scren wrote:

Interesting scene. Derpy carves a puppet of herself which Luna animates?

I think the puppet is supposed to be Dinky, mirroring the scene from Pinocchio where the Blue Fairy grants Geppetto his wish of having a son.

Brownmane the Knight:

I’ve always wanted to do that, but y’know, modern day planet Earth ain’t exactly conducive to that kind of behaviour.

Of course it is! You know how many RPGs take place in the modern world of warfare?

Or you can join the dark side French Foreign Legion

dravitar wrote:

Quick question: I notice lots of you are splitting up the quotes to adress certain parts. How exactly are you accomplishing this?

Basically, < blockquote > insert text here < / blockquote > without the spaces and we copy past the text.

Last edited Feb 27, 2012 at 07:47AM EST
Feb 27, 2012 at 07:46AM EST
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dravitar wrote:

Quick question: I notice lots of you are splitting up the quotes to adress certain parts. How exactly are you accomplishing this? Because I would like to quote BSoD, but just his Celestia portrait, and say that it is about time someone drew her not as Trollesia or Molestia.

Once again, have my textile thread.

<blockquote>blablabla</blockquote>

Should turn into:

blablabla
Feb 27, 2012 at 08:47AM EST
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@dac’s topic

Even after all this time on this thread, I’m still of this opinion:

My past human life can go screw itself, I’m a fucking pony now!

Like everyone else, I’d have to get out of the forest, find Twilight (or Lyra for that matter). But otherwise, I’d just live like a pony, get a job, eat hay, and don’t afraid of anything. I wouldn’t be opposed to relationships of anytype as a pony, Braeburn sounds mighty good right now in fact.

So yeah, being a human still sucks and I still want to be a pony. My opinions never change.

(Yay, I can finally type a response longer than a sentence again!)

Feb 27, 2012 at 09:01AM EST
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Found a good dub of MLP. And its Russian

I declare a communist party.

Feb 27, 2012 at 11:07AM EST
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Hey! That wasn’t a troll topic! I really wanted to know what you guys would do in that situation. I just love starting those topics, because everyone struggles to answer them. Me on the other hand, I answer as bluntly as possible.

Feb 27, 2012 at 11:17AM EST
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Dac wrote:

Hey! That wasn’t a troll topic! I really wanted to know what you guys would do in that situation. I just love starting those topics, because everyone struggles to answer them. Me on the other hand, I answer as bluntly as possible.

To me, if I were teleported to Equestria. I would…

1)

2a) If in humanoid(human form), I would try to hide from the public because rumours and commotions will be spread all around in no time. Pretty much like this…

So, the next opinion pretty much matches @burning_phoenix’s plan. A new life must start over by making a camp in a secluded area and the gradually expand the field for farms, water supply etc etc.

2b) If in pony form, then I won’t have to worry so much about it because the familiarity is quite obvious for the Equestrians. In addition with that dimension’s Laws of Physics, I just have to act natural like everypony else. Unless there’s a freeway trip to return home, I would never mind if I had to stay here……

Well, I think that’s about it. Anyone else have their own situation-solving tactics?

Feb 27, 2012 at 11:39AM EST
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When I left, we were still on Pony General IV. Nine days later, we are 24 pages into Pony General V. lol I guess that’s what happens when one is away from the internet for so long! :P

Oh, and communist Russian ponies? Sounds fun!

“Пони” is best way of writing “Pony.”

Feb 27, 2012 at 12:13PM EST
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Imma get in on this topic whilst I still can.
So if somehow ended up in Equestria I think first off, I’d get really confused and fall over a lot due to not understanding how to use my new body. Then If I ended up in the everfree forest I’d walk in a random direction (if there isn’t any indication as to where civilisation is) until I find a city or meet my demise at the hands of some bad thing. If I ended up in or found my way to a town, I’d talk to some ponies to try and find out what the hey was going on and where I am etc. Then I think I’d try and find my way to Ponyville (if I wasn’t already there) to find Twilight. If necessary, I’d try and get a job to be able to afford a trip to Ponyville. Once I ended up in Ponyville I’d talk to Twilight and, just as if it were a fanfic, Twilight would let me stay with her and for some reason I would have to stick around for about a month because Celestia is busy or something. I probably wouldn’t tell them that in my universe this was a cartoon because that could ruin their concept of reality and have them question the meaning of their existence. I’d stick around, stalk Rarity, try and play guitar with hooves, meet some pony folk, learn some life lesson, talk to Celestia and then fuck off.

Now down to the real business. Get’n some booty.
Would I be the same age in Equestria? What are teenagers like in Equestria? What’s the age of consent in Equestria? It’s probably between 16 and 18 which means I’d have to wait between 4 months and 2 years so, to be honest, I’m not gonna wait that long to fuck a horse. Although, If I was old enough in Equestria, I’d probably try and get some. I mean, when am I gonna get another chance to fuck a horse without facing ridicule?

Wow. This is probably the longest post I’ve ever written.
Pats self on back.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 12:13PM EST
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I’m back from a weekend of no ponies or internet. Better read all 10 pages I missed.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 12:32PM EST
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RandomMan wrote:

Oh god, this is so sad.

Wait… didn’t I just post that a while back around page 21.

Feb 27, 2012 at 12:34PM EST
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Dac wrote:

Discussion time! If you got transported to Equestria with all your prior knowledge of being human. How would you cope?

This topic again? Sure, why not. I’m gonna assume that I’m an Earth pony for all of this.


First, I think I’d do the same as Blue Screen: Freak the fuck out. I can barely walk in a straight line in my current body, so if my mind were somehow transferred to a creature with a completely different body structure I’d be completely screwed. Chances are I’d end up having a seizure or something. Anyways, I can barely imagine how much I’d be panicking if I woke up in a different body. I’d probably be conscious for all of ten seconds before passing out again.

But assuming I were somehow able to survive that ordeal, I’d then try to figure out where I was. If I was in the Everfree Forest, I’d just follow a random path for a few days. Just as dehydration’s about to claim me, I’d end up passing out next to The Yellow One’s cottage (According to fanfics, that happens every time a random pony has a bad experience in the Everfree. No exceptions). From there, I’d recover within a few days and then get the hell out of there before I end up in some sort of awkward ship with The Yellow One (apparently that happens a lot too). I’d go to the library from there.

If I ended up in Ponyville (the most likely situation if fanfiction can be trusted), I’d head straight for the library. If I woke up anywhere else, I’d still try to find a way to the library (at least then I’d know roughly where I was). Then I’d follow the series of steps I described the last time this topic was brought up:

  • Ask Twilight what happened. If she has no idea…
  • Get an audience with Celestia, and ask her. If she doesn’t know anything…
  • Pester Luna for a while. She’s bound to know something. She’s had a dark and troubled past, and according to fanfics that qualifies you to know just about everything there is about strange magical anomalies. However, if that doesn’t work…
  • I’d get desperate and ask Zecora. Maybe it was voodoo.

If there’s a way home, I’d take it. As much as I’d love to live in a world made of magic and rainbows, where everyone’s happy and the sun’s always shining, there’s just too much I’d miss here. For example… hmm… you know what, screw it, I’d probably stay. If there wasn’t a way back, I’d still be really pissed off though. It’d be totally cool if I had the choice to return but I refused. Not having the choice at all would suck. I guess I’d have to find a way to integrate into Pony Society after that (shouldn’t be too hard, they all seem desperate to have as many friends as possible).

And now for the crazy part (Why Dac, why?)

Dac wrote:

More importantly, would you get down with some pony puntang

No.

Just, no. I can barely even imagine how wrong that would be (problem, R34 fans?). Even if the receiving party had no idea that I was once another species, I would know, and I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Anyway, I would still have my human mind intact, so I probably wouldn’t even be attracted to them.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 01:02PM EST
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I just got back from Russia about two days ago. Visiting family and stuff.

Finally met my niece, she is 5 right now. I wanna introduce ponies to her, but she doesnt speak english and I’ve seen the Russian version of ponies. The translation makes you vomit. I dont have russian documents, I live in Canada. I know english better than I know Russian, but I can still understand Russian very well. Somehow I gotta get her to learn English, if she looks at russian version of ponies shes gonna hate it forever.

Feb 27, 2012 at 01:22PM EST

IvanP91c wrote:

I just got back from Russia about two days ago. Visiting family and stuff.

Finally met my niece, she is 5 right now. I wanna introduce ponies to her, but she doesnt speak english and I’ve seen the Russian version of ponies. The translation makes you vomit. I dont have russian documents, I live in Canada. I know english better than I know Russian, but I can still understand Russian very well. Somehow I gotta get her to learn English, if she looks at russian version of ponies shes gonna hate it forever.

Damn, and we were just talking about communist party with Pinkie Pie.

Feb 27, 2012 at 01:24PM EST
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Spirit-of-the-Storm is so, so mad right now…

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:21PM EST
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@ daniel vasquez
That made me lol, and strangely enough… A little aroused. I’ll be back in about 15 min, I just need to… Uhh… Relieve some pressure.

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:49PM EST
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Dac wrote:

@ daniel vasquez
That made me lol, and strangely enough… A little aroused. I’ll be back in about 15 min, I just need to… Uhh… Relieve some pressure.

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:53PM EST
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dravitar wrote:

CommanderNeeded wrote:

My expression exactly.

I third that motion.

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:55PM EST
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Dac wrote:

@ daniel vasquez
That made me lol, and strangely enough… A little aroused. I’ll be back in about 15 min, I just need to… Uhh… Relieve some pressure.

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:58PM EST

Commodore 64 wrote:

I third that motion.

I wasn’t going to say anything since Chris didn’t, but I don’t really like Daniel’s image being embedded here either, so that makes four.

Please keep that in mind, Daniel. I know you just get a kick out of it for teh lulz, but words are one thing you can easily skip. Images aren’t easily ignored (e.g., seeing a girl in a miniskirt and saying a girl is wearing a miniskirt,) they are much more vivid and evocative, and you can consume the content immediately. I don’t like editing posts…it feels like I’m stepping on toes and being a party pooper, but I’d rather do that to one user than to offend four or more.

Feb 27, 2012 at 04:08PM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

new O face ponies


Why would you post this? Why?

Feb 27, 2012 at 04:17PM EST

Dan, use buttons:
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Place questionable content here


Use code:

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Feb 27, 2012 at 04:20PM EST

What? You pervs, I was talking about my sinus pressure. Spring brings out the worst in my allergies.
Just kidding, I meant my “pickles and eggs”.
I love derpys face! She’s just like " what the hell is going on! Am I dying?". Octavia doesnt seem impressed.
But I had a feeling people would complain about it being a bit risqué.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 04:58PM EST
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@Dac’s topic
Well, I have to agree with Conor on this one. I’d much prefer to be a pony than a human. (Bob, Verbose, opspe, you guys know what I’m talking about.) I can usualy adapt well to new things, so this should be easy. In order, here are the steps I’d take:
1. Find a gas mask.
2. Find a lighter
3. Proceed to Canterlot Castle and ask to see Luna
4. Ask her out
5. Spend the rest of my days burning things with Luna and creeping the locals out
There you have it. My cycle of coping. Deal with it.

Feb 27, 2012 at 05:00PM EST
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GIANTDAD wrote:


Why would you post this? Why?

You quoted it, no?

Feb 27, 2012 at 05:13PM EST
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Verbose wrote:

You quoted it, no?

Oh shit….

He got you there…

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Feb 27, 2012 at 05:16PM EST
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Hey guys what’s goi-

NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE


Pyro wrote:

2. Find a lighter


Pyro please, you’d be a cavepony, just learn pyrokinesis:



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Feb 27, 2012 at 05:24PM EST
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Verbose wrote:

You quoted it, no?


Sorry verbs…

Feb 27, 2012 at 05:30PM EST

Verbose wrote:

Spirit-of-the-Storm is so, so mad right now…

Someone must feel like a real jackass. Anyways, the original MLP doesn’t hold a candle to the cutness ( and after seeing Daniels post, hotness) of G4.

Feb 27, 2012 at 05:35PM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

new O face ponies


I enjoyed that more than I should have.

Feb 27, 2012 at 05:59PM EST
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Well, I stopped procrastinating and finaly got this taken and uploaded:

Blind bag Mane 6. The others will be up soon.

Feb 27, 2012 at 06:25PM EST
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Derpy Vazquez wrote:

new O face ponies

After logging in I decide to go to the little forums….then that came up.

So other than laughing, Applejack took it the wrong way.
So I’m prolly sleeping on the floor with a bruise on my head.

Last edited Feb 27, 2012 at 06:39PM EST
Feb 27, 2012 at 06:39PM EST
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You know who’s awesome?
Ivan.

It’s to go with my story if you hadn’t figured that out.
All karma goes to him, because he’s awesome and stuff.

Feb 27, 2012 at 07:44PM EST
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Glad you like the pic. :)

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Feb 27, 2012 at 07:58PM EST

Here’s some more pics of the repaints. The AJ ones are giving me trouble. Just can’t seem to get the lighting right.
Rarity repaints:
Twilight repaints:

The middle one is a pyromaniac. I can tell.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 08:06PM EST
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Sandstone wrote:

Well, I stopped procrastinating and finaly got this taken and uploaded:

Blind bag Mane 6. The others will be up soon.

Why is Hasbro reusing G3.5 moulds? It’s weird, every time I go to the toy store or whatever to look at the pony toys, they all look nothing like the ones in the show, and I the only way you can tell who it is is by looking at the box. Especially the “sweetie belle” baby. Gives me nightmares…

The new toys are a lot better though. They made a white Celestia (finally), Zecora, and even Vinyl Scratch, a character that was only on screen for about 3 seconds. Old news, I know…

How many bags did it take to get the mane 6?


Also, random thought, but someone needs to make a Nightmare Moon mod for Shadowmere (who should really be spelled Shadowmare).

Feb 27, 2012 at 08:19PM EST
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@Twins
Hmm………..a custom mod made to make some other pony look like me? It seems like a good idea. I’ve always enjoyed hand-crafted works. I make moon rock sculptures when I’m bored. It’s a fun way to pass the time. Also, you would not believe how hard it was to get internet today. Some random asteroid thought it would be funny to come and destroy my makeshift hookup. Spent 5 hours trying to repair it. Not a fun afternoon.

Feb 27, 2012 at 08:43PM EST

Well it seems my departure didn’t go over as quietly as I thought it would… To be honest I’ve been going through some stuff lately and I’ve felt extremely disconnected from most areas of life in general and since I’m not really able to be on here as much as I would like, the feeling was amplified. The other day something just broke and… I dunno, I’ve just got some emotional problems, alright? I just don’t really like making a big deal out of stuff like this… But if you guys really don’t want me to stop posting, I’ll come back.

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Feb 27, 2012 at 09:29PM EST
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@Nightmare Moon
I notice you are officially a lurker? How did you accomplish that? I’ve never seen that appellation before. Mayhap I am just not that well traveled among the boards… but still.

Feb 27, 2012 at 09:32PM EST
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