Discussion time! If you got transported to Equestria with all your prior knowledge of being human. How would you cope?
This topic again? Sure, why not. I’m gonna assume that I’m an Earth pony for all of this.
First, I think I’d do the same as Blue Screen: Freak the fuck out. I can barely walk in a straight line in my current body, so if my mind were somehow transferred to a creature with a completely different body structure I’d be completely screwed. Chances are I’d end up having a seizure or something. Anyways, I can barely imagine how much I’d be panicking if I woke up in a different body. I’d probably be conscious for all of ten seconds before passing out again.
But assuming I were somehow able to survive that ordeal, I’d then try to figure out where I was. If I was in the Everfree Forest, I’d just follow a random path for a few days. Just as dehydration’s about to claim me, I’d end up passing out next to The Yellow One’s cottage (According to fanfics, that happens every time a random pony has a bad experience in the Everfree. No exceptions). From there, I’d recover within a few days and then get the hell out of there before I end up in some sort of awkward ship with The Yellow One (apparently that happens a lot too). I’d go to the library from there.
If I ended up in Ponyville (the most likely situation if fanfiction can be trusted), I’d head straight for the library. If I woke up anywhere else, I’d still try to find a way to the library (at least then I’d know roughly where I was). Then I’d follow the series of steps I described the last time this topic was brought up:
- Ask Twilight what happened. If she has no idea…
- Get an audience with Celestia, and ask her. If she doesn’t know anything…
- Pester Luna for a while. She’s bound to know something. She’s had a dark and troubled past, and according to fanfics that qualifies you to know just about everything there is about strange magical anomalies. However, if that doesn’t work…
- I’d get desperate and ask Zecora. Maybe it was voodoo.
If there’s a way home, I’d take it. As much as I’d love to live in a world made of magic and rainbows, where everyone’s happy and the sun’s always shining, there’s just too much I’d miss here. For example… hmm… you know what, screw it, I’d probably stay. If there wasn’t a way back, I’d still be really pissed off though. It’d be totally cool if I had the choice to return but I refused. Not having the choice at all would suck. I guess I’d have to find a way to integrate into Pony Society after that (shouldn’t be too hard, they all seem desperate to have as many friends as possible).
And now for the crazy part (Why Dac, why?)
More importantly, would you get down with some pony puntang
Just, no. I can barely even imagine how wrong that would be (problem, R34 fans?). Even if the receiving party had no idea that I was once another species, I would know, and I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Anyway, I would still have my human mind intact, so I probably wouldn’t even be attracted to them.