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Warhammer 40k General: SPESS MEHREENS!

Last posted May 07, 2012 at 03:23AM EDT. Added Feb 25, 2012 at 10:20AM EST
137 posts from 18 users

404 user not found wrote:

THATS A VERY NICE GUN YOU HAVE THERE. I WONDER WHAT IT TASTES LIKE?

Well now we have an issue. Them Necrons and their uber armor.

Feb 25, 2012 at 10:35PM EST
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SILLY NUBCRONS! EVERYBODY KNOWS THE ORKS ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO STAND A REAL CHANCE AGAINST THE HIVE! BESIDES YOUR TOO CRUNCHY ANYWAY!

BACK TO EATING HOOMANS!

Last edited Feb 25, 2012 at 10:49PM EST
Feb 25, 2012 at 10:48PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Doez necronz and their green poward dakka makes orkz happy!
GREEN IZ BEST!


Okay I draw the Bullshit Line at Looting Monoliths.

Feb 25, 2012 at 10:59PM EST
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In the grim darkness of the future

there is only awesome…

Last edited Feb 25, 2012 at 11:12PM EST
Feb 25, 2012 at 11:12PM EST
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Cale wrote:

Okay I draw the Bullshit Line at Looting Monoliths.

Orks can look ANYTHING no matter what it is, even tyranids.

Feb 25, 2012 at 11:23PM EST
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Feb 26, 2012 at 12:29AM EST

did you know theres a rule in table top warhammer that says you can role dice to see if you have to stick to the rules?

Feb 26, 2012 at 08:24PM EST
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXkSM7F_bac&list=FLwBydPAsZlnxyDgfU3yDUkw&index=7&feature=plpp_video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6bxjAj2-54&list=FLwBydPAsZlnxyDgfU3yDUkw&index=3&feature=plpp_video

I’ll just leave these here.

Feb 26, 2012 at 11:52PM EST
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404 user not found wrote:

did you know theres a rule in table top warhammer that says you can role dice to see if you have to stick to the rules?

Isn’t it that roll of dice that decides which player’s interpretation of the rules will proceed?

Feb 27, 2012 at 02:47AM EST
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burning_phoneix wrote:

Isn’t it that roll of dice that decides which player’s interpretation of the rules will proceed?

pretty much lets do whatever the fuck you want. like make an artillery cannon that can shoot another board over.

Feb 27, 2012 at 03:18AM EST
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I like the orks so much. :|

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 10:01PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 09:59PM EST
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Tau> Necrons
Tau> Orks
Tau> Imperial Guard
Tau> Dark Eldar

Tau= Eldar

Tau < Chaos Space Marines.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:15PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

Tau> Necrons
Tau> Orks
Tau> Imperial Guard
Tau> Dark Eldar

Tau= Eldar

Tau < Chaos Space Marines.

You left out Space Marines and Tyranids.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:18PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 11:18PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

You left out Space Marines and Tyranids.

They’re both >Tau.

This being in gameplay, of course.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:20PM EST
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I have no idea what’s going on in this thread.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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Cale wrote:

FEESH OF FUREH.

Fish of Fury?

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:30PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

Tau> Necrons
Tau> Orks
Tau> Imperial Guard
Tau> Dark Eldar

Tau= Eldar

Tau < Chaos Space Marines.

Necron lord’s reaction to your post:

But please explain how Tau can beat Necrons.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:38PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 11:37PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Necron lord’s reaction to your post:

But please explain how Tau can beat Necrons.

Broadsides to take out Destroyers, Skimmers, and Monoliths, while Sniper Drones take the Lord.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:54PM EST
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Cale wrote:

Broadsides to take out Destroyers, Skimmers, and Monoliths, while Sniper Drones take the Lord.

FEESH! OF! FUREH!

Mar 08, 2012 at 01:14PM EST
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MDFification wrote:

They’re both >Tau.

This being in gameplay, of course.

Did they update Tau?

Cause their codex was all the way from 3rd Edition IIRC and it sucks :(

Mar 08, 2012 at 10:48PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:


Wat.

It would have been better if it had been Blood Ravens, Farsight Enclaves, and Alpha Legion.

Mar 08, 2012 at 10:55PM EST
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If Everyone was happy in warhammer, then the chaos would turn into MLP.

Mar 08, 2012 at 11:00PM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:

If Everyone was happy in warhammer, then the chaos would turn into MLP.

you mean like this?

Mar 09, 2012 at 02:06PM EST
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I’M EN AH MUUD FOH AH WAAAAGH!!!

POST DAH WALL PAPAHS UF YER FAVORITE RACE!!

Last edited Mar 09, 2012 at 11:15PM EST
Mar 09, 2012 at 11:13PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

I’M EN AH MUUD FOH AH WAAAAGH!!!

POST DAH WALL PAPAHS UF YER FAVORITE RACE!!

Yo Orks. I’m real happy for you an’ all, and Imma let you finish:



But the Armageddon Steel Legion is the greatest army of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Last edited Mar 10, 2012 at 12:19AM EST
Mar 10, 2012 at 12:17AM EST
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Cale wrote:

Yo Orks. I’m real happy for you an’ all, and Imma let you finish:



But the Armageddon Steel Legion is the greatest army of all time. OF ALL TIME.

cool story bro

Mar 11, 2012 at 05:08AM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

you mean like this?

heresy…..

send in the angry marines!

Mar 11, 2012 at 10:53AM EDT

404 user not found wrote:

cool story bro

Well you have fun inside a house of ceramite, while we go and fight with our shirts, lasguns, and thirty-pound balls.

Mar 11, 2012 at 12:09PM EDT
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kirby1000 wrote:

heresy…..

send in the angry marines!

YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME!?”

Mar 11, 2012 at 05:11PM EDT
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Suffer not the Heretic, the Demon, the Mutant.

Mar 25, 2012 at 09:07PM EDT
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Behold! The happy, sunshiny, Monolith of DOOOOOOOOM!

Last edited Mar 25, 2012 at 10:21PM EDT
Mar 25, 2012 at 10:12PM EDT
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404 user not found wrote:

Behold! The happy, sunshiny, Monolith of DOOOOOOOOM!

Approved by the new Necron Lord.

Mar 25, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT
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“You know, being a part of a Chaos Campaign isn’t just one great big conga line of decadence and killing like they probably tell you in the cults. There’s lots of long moments where you’re sitting in some shattered ruin waiting for the sorcerers to finish divining the next place to move. During these times I try to find whatever books I can and just read a bit. Sometimes you just get propaganda, but occasionally you find something someone has hidden away from all eyes. Heretical stuff.
I found this one book in the city of Majoris Prime, bound in black leather with a big funny looking cross on it. It was full of verses and stories about a single God who did a lot of crazy shit to his followers, then had a son and killed him. It was like reading about Tzeentch without the tentacles.
That was about the time Khârn found me, apparently bored with beating the Slaanesh worshippers. He asked me what I was reading, and unable to quite explain it I passed the book to him. The berserker flicked through the first few pages idly, then as though captivated kept flicking through rapidly, head turning as he ran down the pages at lightning speeds as though possessed… I waited for him to say something, but for the longest time he just seemed entranced.
At last he looked up, staring not at me but into the distance as if struck by a revelation. I was scared, more than usual.
“I…” he started, “I have completely forgotten how to read.”
Then he dared me to eat the book. A great time was had by all."

Kharne must be a pretty fun guy.

Mar 26, 2012 at 12:39AM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

Approved by the new Necron Lord.

“16/bi. U dun kno me.”

“Scene 5ever.”

Mar 28, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT
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