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Sperm Are Now People

Last posted Mar 14, 2012 at 02:12AM EDT. Added Mar 02, 2012 at 07:46PM EST
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I see no difference in a sperm or a baby. A sperm is just a person yet to be born. Even though it doesn’t have a heartbeat, I still consider it a “person.”

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 08:02PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 07:55PM EST
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And now.. Imagine hippies banging on your bathroom door yelling “MASTURBATION IS MURDER, MAN!”

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:15PM EST
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Mar 02, 2012 at 08:30PM EST

500 million people living in my testicles…WELL IT IS TIME TO MAKE A GENOCIDE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahhh…I had a sad now…

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Mar 02, 2012 at 08:37PM EST
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Ric Tesla wrote:

500 million people living in my testicles…WELL IT IS TIME TO MAKE A GENOCIDE!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahhh…I had a sad now…

And many more living in your ears, mouth, and anus.
Lol Slendy.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:38PM EST
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Colmei wrote:

And many more living in your ears, mouth, and anus.
Lol Slendy.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:39PM EST
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False – Sperm are not people until you add water.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:41PM EST
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Colmei wrote:

And many more living in your ears, mouth, and anus.
Lol Slendy.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:43PM EST

Ric Tesla wrote:

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Indeed.

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:44PM EST
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As defined by biologists, it’s not defined as individual life until it’s actually born

Mar 02, 2012 at 08:52PM EST
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If sperm is now people, then I’m definitely in trouble.

Seriously though, we don’t give animals rights. They can think, but they can’t think enough to actually make the same rational decisions as a human.

If you can’t treat animals exactly like humans, give them every right possible because they can’t think well enough, why are you giving the same dang privilege to human sperm, something which cannot make any decision but to move towards an egg?

Mar 02, 2012 at 09:07PM EST
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Wait.

Does this mean men can give birth?

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:16PM EST

so i kill about a billion people a year, for the last 7 years…
still gonna do it.

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:23PM EST
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“However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child,” reads the amendment.

No Fapping?

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:29PM EST
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well… there goes the sate of texas down the bowl…

Mar 02, 2012 at 10:36PM EST
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I doubt this will go anywhere (If there is any truth to it that is. Huffington is not a reputable news source IMO). They can try to rule sperm as people but they won’t succeed. Nobody is going to roll with it. You can’t stop men from treating sperm as disposable units.

What are they going to do? Arrest every guy that tries to fap? Good luck.

Yet another complete waste of time regulating unimportant things for no benefit whatsoever to the country

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:01PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 11:01PM EST
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Well they can do a census on my balls!

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:03PM EST

Anako wrote:

I see no difference in a sperm or a baby. A sperm is just a person yet to be born. Even though it doesn’t have a heartbeat, I still consider it a “person.”

Sperm doesn’t become a possible human until it fertilizes an egg, completing the genome.
Before that, it doesn’t carry the full sequence.

Mar 02, 2012 at 11:06PM EST

If semen is considered people. Then I have crushed entire planets in the name of myself.

Also I have a feeling this may have something to do with this current thread.
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/11161-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-a-row?page=1#forum_post_186380

But in the meantime. BOW TO ME TINY PEOPLE. BOW TO ME OR ANOTHER PLANET IS DOOMED!

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:40PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 11:35PM EST
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That-guy wrote:

If semen is considered people. Then I have crushed entire planets in the name of myself.

Also I have a feeling this may have something to do with this current thread.
http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/11161-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times-in-a-row?page=1#forum_post_186380

But in the meantime. BOW TO ME TINY PEOPLE. BOW TO ME OR ANOTHER PLANET IS DOOMED!


If anyone is getting what I am implying, they should jump into a large oven, and bake themselves at 450 degrees for an hour & a half.

Last edited Mar 02, 2012 at 11:47PM EST
Mar 02, 2012 at 11:45PM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:

Well they can do a census on my balls!

If KYM had Signatures functions, I would quote that in my signature.

Mar 03, 2012 at 12:17AM EST
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Have these people been taking lessons from PETA or something?

Mar 03, 2012 at 01:32AM EST
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Anako wrote:

I see no difference in a sperm or a baby. A sperm is just a person yet to be born. Even though it doesn’t have a heartbeat, I still consider it a “person.”

Sperms are specialised cells. Nothing less, nothing more. They have no personality, no emotions, no cognitive function, and no unique characteristics. To say that they’re the same as a person is just silly.

Mar 03, 2012 at 11:38AM EST
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If this is true.
I have commited the biggest act of genocide

Mar 03, 2012 at 11:42AM EST

Sweatie Killer wrote:


If anyone is getting what I am implying, they should jump into a large oven, and bake themselves at 450 degrees for an hour & a half.

well there goes half the population of china

Mar 03, 2012 at 12:20PM EST
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Ann Hiro wrote:

well there goes half the population of china

I really hope you don’t go to the R63 Image gallery.

Mar 03, 2012 at 12:59PM EST
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Piano wrote:

I really hope you don’t go to the R63 Image gallery.

Im the one who suggested to make that entry

Mar 03, 2012 at 01:40PM EST
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Ann Hiro wrote:

Im the one who suggested to make that entry

MY POINT STILL STANDS

Mar 03, 2012 at 01:47PM EST
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Piano wrote:

MY POINT STILL STANDS

My Point Stands even HIGHER!
proof that i suggested that entry

Mar 03, 2012 at 01:53PM EST
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Sperm are cells. Cells are made of Atoms. Atomas are made of protons, neutrons etc.

You can go as far as you want splitting it into smaller parts. But each of these smaller parts could be reformed into anything else in the universe. So where do you draw the line? If we had the techonolgy, we could split a freaking table into it’s protons and smaller, and form a living human being from it.

Is breaking the table instead not considered destroying potential life?

Mar 03, 2012 at 02:08PM EST
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CjayS wrote:

Sperm are cells. Cells are made of Atoms. Atomas are made of protons, neutrons etc.

You can go as far as you want splitting it into smaller parts. But each of these smaller parts could be reformed into anything else in the universe. So where do you draw the line? If we had the techonolgy, we could split a freaking table into it’s protons and smaller, and form a living human being from it.

Is breaking the table instead not considered destroying potential life?

I had no idea a table contained sex chromosomes from a male and female human.

Mar 03, 2012 at 02:11PM EST
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madcat wrote:

I had no idea a table contained sex chromosomes from a male and female human.

Chromosones are made of DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid).

This is made up of an arragement of elements.

Which in turn is made up of an Arrangement of atoms.

Which can be split, and reformed if we had the techonolgy.

I am not saying that a table has sexchromosones. I’m saying I could make them from a table’s atoms, if I knew how and had the technology.

Mar 03, 2012 at 02:16PM EST
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CjayS wrote:

Chromosones are made of DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid).

This is made up of an arragement of elements.

Which in turn is made up of an Arrangement of atoms.

Which can be split, and reformed if we had the techonolgy.

I am not saying that a table has sexchromosones. I’m saying I could make them from a table’s atoms, if I knew how and had the technology.

I see what you’re saying, and you’re right, the line needs to be drawn somewhere. I think once a child develops cognitive abilities life truly begins.

Mar 03, 2012 at 02:21PM EST
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madcat wrote:

I see what you’re saying, and you’re right, the line needs to be drawn somewhere. I think once a child develops cognitive abilities life truly begins.

Yep, i think I agree on that one too. Either that, or it could be considered truely alive when it can survive outside the womb.

But this is where the abortion debate gets sticky, because a foetus can move, react to light, has a distinct sleep pattern (etc.) before it has left the womb.

Mar 03, 2012 at 02:24PM EST
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The moment fapping becomes illegal by the American Constitution, is the moment people will finally get up and overthrow the system.

First of all THIS IS STUPID. A sperm is not even half a person. It’s a cell. We have cells in our bodies that can be found in a lot of other things. A sperm is not conscious. A sperm might look like a tiny tadpole, but I assure you it’s no more self aware than a mold spore. Fapping =/= Genocide. It = Normal and acceptable as long as you’re not doing it in public. It’s shit like this that makes people’s religions and beliefs look retarded. I can’t stand it. I’m practically embarrassed to admit that I’m Christian these days.

Mar 05, 2012 at 11:48AM EST
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Wait. The average man releases about 100 million spermies upon ejaculation.

So even if you get you waifu pregnant, that’s still 99 million man-slaughters.

I believe that’s at least 495 million years in prison.

Mar 05, 2012 at 12:02PM EST
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But still, if I masturbate once, I will kill 400 millions of microscopic pre-miracles. And If I have sex and want to have a child, wouldn’t fertilisation take place with one ovum(or two, rarely) and ONE sperm. So technically, I have to sacrifice 399 999 999 sperm just to save ONE sperm so the fertilisation can only take place.

Oh the irony…

Le reading newspaper

“Hey dad, funny question. How much do you and mommy really love me? :D”

“Oh boy… here we go. Well son, let’s put it this way. Because of my will to prove that I can be a family man, your mom and I decided to make a miracle which is you, son. :)
Now, I want you to imagine your mom and I had hiked a 7000 step to the top of the mountain through hard “sweaty work” and we have to “jerk our knees” as hard as we can in order to reach the top. When we finally reached there, I have to “release” a total of your 40 millions of your brothers and sisters. But God only permit us to pick only. It was a difficult decision to make but you, yes, you make a noticeable spark and captured my attention. And that right away, your mom and I decide to pick you and have to let go of the rest."

“0_0… But what happens to the others?”

“Oh they just… died… I think… It’s already proven that a sper… I’m mean… your brothers and sisters cannot live for more than 48 hours once they are released into the outside world.”

“O_O….”

“I love you too, son. :)”

Yeah, quite a crappy example I gave there… I’m going to lay down for a bit and think of what I’ve just written…

Last edited Mar 05, 2012 at 12:30PM EST
Mar 05, 2012 at 12:25PM EST
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Also, what about everything flushed out in menstruation?

Mar 05, 2012 at 01:01PM EST
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Katie C. wrote:

Also, what about everything flushed out in menstruation?

I KILL A POTENTIAL BABY EVERY MONTH

arrest me now :c

Does this make eating chicken eggs verboten for vegetarians?

From the article:

“[E]ach ‘egg person’ and each ‘sperm person’ should be deemed equal in the eyes of the government and be subject to the same laws and regulations as any other dependent minor and be protected against abuse, neglect or abandonment by the parent or guardian,” says the resolution. “[L]aws should be enacted by all legislative bodies in the United States to promote equal representation, and should potentially include laws in defense of ‘personhood,’ forbidding every man from destroying his semen.”
Last edited Mar 05, 2012 at 01:24PM EST
Mar 05, 2012 at 01:21PM EST
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

I doubt this will go anywhere (If there is any truth to it that is. Huffington is not a reputable news source IMO). They can try to rule sperm as people but they won’t succeed. Nobody is going to roll with it. You can’t stop men from treating sperm as disposable units.

What are they going to do? Arrest every guy that tries to fap? Good luck.

Yet another complete waste of time regulating unimportant things for no benefit whatsoever to the country

It’s a trollbill

Read the last paragraph:

Other legislators have lodged similar protests. As the Virginia legislature considered a bill requiring women to undergo mandatory ultrasounds before abortions, state Sen. Janet Howell put forth an amendment mandating that men get a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test prior to being treated for erectile dysfunction. (The mandatory ultrasound bill has since passed the state Senate and the governor is expected to sign, albeit no longer requiring an invasive transvaginal ultrasound.) Georgia state Rep. Yasmin Neal introduced a bill vastly limiting vasectomies for men as a protest against an abortion bill in her state.
Mar 05, 2012 at 01:37PM EST
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Does that mean the bacteria in our intestines are technically slaves?

…O_O

Mar 12, 2012 at 02:34PM EDT

Anako wrote:

I see no difference in a sperm or a baby. A sperm is just a person yet to be born. Even though it doesn’t have a heartbeat, I still consider it a “person.”

Also, in reply to your masturbation comment, I like what Sam Harris says on potential life (The context is of a conversation about stem cell research, but his paragraph is still relevant):

“…almost every cell in your body is a potential human being, given our recent advances in genetic engineering*. Every time you scratch your nose, you are committing a Holocaust of potential human beings. This is a fact. The argument from a cell’s potential gets you absolutely nowhere.”

*The book within which he says this was written in 2006. These advances are probably much more effective and refined by now.

Mar 12, 2012 at 03:24PM EDT
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Well, this is dumb. Correct me if im wrong, but doesnt the sperm in your balls die and get replaced regulary anyways? Im not sure what they wish to accomplish with this. Whatever, I will shoot my load willy nilly and they cant tell me shit.

Mar 12, 2012 at 05:24PM EDT
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