This?

Hmmm, well, what are your thoughts on this?

www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=the lulz
the internet like the lulz

For some reason textile does not like me right now

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=know%20your%20meme

Know Your Meme>Meme
I just don’t know what went wrong.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=ponies

Wow.

EDIT: Holy crap.

I was cringing while reading the ‘how it works’ section…

Since launching, this site sparked up some discussion as to how it all works. Ofcourse [sic], we don’t want to disclose too much of the ‘algorithm’ (it’s not all that high-tech) of the site. However.. (note the lack of the third ellipsis) basically it searches based on associative (english!) [sic] (because only English-speakers matter!) sentences (So far, if I were your English teacher, you’d be failing). The given searchterm [sic] is used in these sentences which are then sent off to the search engine, counting the amount of results returned. (Sentences are double quoted before they are sent off, so as to make sure the search-enginges [sic] search for occurances [sic] of the whole sentence).

This, ofcourse [sic], produces questionable results which – considering the varying results per day/hour – should not be taken very seriously. However, the more results returned, the more reliable these results can become. Do a search for George Bush and then Barack Obama, and you’ll see that the internet is certainly not far off – or perhaps even in-sync – with the result you had in mind.

Doubtful? My advice: (why would you use a semicolon there?) sum up 10 ‘obvious’ searches, of which you are almost certain of the results (like ‘beer’, ‘sex’, ‘sleeping’, etc.) and then enter 10 less obvious searches into the search field. If the first 10 convince you of accurate results, the second 10 will perhaps be not as random as you thought! (Solid logic is solid!)

I… I think I’m becoming more of a grammar Nazi…

I got this

The internet is currently positive about your mom.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=necrophilia

WAT

How about the end of the world?

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=ann%20hiro

Actually google up ANN HIRO.

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=death

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=suicide

THA FUCK?!

I fail at textile…

>did my name.
>3% negative.

I like how this thread became!

I’m quite disappointed that when I type my name in (My real name) it’s Extremely negative for some reason…

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=americans

y u no guy u no guy

Different results when you spell the name correctly

YAY!

What? I find that pretty legit.

Don’t neg me, seriously that is plausible enough.

“The internet is currently positive about your mother.”

“The internet is currently negative about inception.”

“The internet is currently positive about my little pony, but only just.”

…but only just.

Hmm, well let’s try another…

For some reason, occasionally the thing will switch the numbers by mistake. For example, “sopa” and “my little pony” had their positive and negative numbers switch occasionally when I searched it again.

Speaking of SOPA, it says it’s positive, which is clearly bullshit.

Also, it seems to love saying “You’re doing it wrong. Please enter a valid search term (english)” for no reason.

Sadly, this means you can’t search the look of disapproval.

apparently the internet is very positive about the cd-i

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=cdi

http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=y
God damn you internet!

I’m not surprised.

Guys, I think this is a troll website. Roll over the Bing logo in the bottom right corner, it gives you a tag and link to Google.

…

hmmm…

Stop humming. It’s scaring the koi.

Hell Yeah

I’m sure you feel like a sir, or better yet, a guy in a suit.

Oops, the Koi died from my sound, excuse me.

I’m sorry that the internet now presumably hates me.

Yeah, a bunch of damn Brits complaining about Americans on the Internet produced those results >:P

Just kidding, you folks are cool in my book. Put some friggin’ ice in your drinks though, seriously.



http://www.whatdoestheinternetthink.net/?s=applejack

Why is the website a “squirrelmail” think now… FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who knows? I doubt Britain gives a good power to that result.

But hey, we do complain about America and that is going to happen, I’m sorry. :)

Also, AppleJack is positive?

I dunno, I tried connecting to it and Firefox stopped me. Someone hacked it maybe?

That’s what I’m getting, I don’t know how this thread will cope! ha!

Seriously though, we’d better hide yo queries, hide yo questions, and hide yo internets cuz they hackin’ errbody out here.

I keep getting something about Squirrelmail. The hell?

https://zeus.geforce.nl/squirrelmail/src/login.php WHAT

Same here.

WAT

I’m still just getting Unsafe Connection warnings, which I think has something to do with this squirrelmail nonsense. If anyone wants to keep tabs on the site to see if things get fixed, please keep us posted… it was a fun site.