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Help Me Troll Westboro Baptist Church!

Last posted May 21, 2012 at 04:19AM EDT. Added May 18, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT
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So apparently westboro Baptist Church is going to be protesting outside of Fort Hood tomorrow. Since I am a soldier and they want me dead and stuff, fuck them.

What should me and my buddies do to fuck with them?

Last edited May 18, 2012 at 09:08PM EDT
May 18, 2012 at 08:58PM EDT
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My older brother is part of the Military too…same with my father, and my older sister is in boot camp atm also.

You know what I suggest?
Send in the devil dogs.

And take those West Boro people to boot camp to straighten them out.
See it as a being voluntold to be part of the U.S. military.

Last edited May 18, 2012 at 09:04PM EDT
May 18, 2012 at 09:02PM EDT
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Hold up signs that say “We could kick your ass, but unlike you religious nutjobs, we have self control!”

May 18, 2012 at 09:19PM EDT
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Lol sui.

Ill make a sign and take pictures tmmw

May 18, 2012 at 09:43PM EDT
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I recommend getting as many people as possible to dance in front of them, while playing this music:



May 18, 2012 at 09:46PM EDT
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Release the hounds.

DANCE.

Speaking as a Baptist, I know a lot of us extremely dislike dancing, not to mention the fact that it would steal their thunder, so to speak. You should totes organize a flashmob dance off.

Footloose these bitches.

May 18, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT
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As much as I dislike the U.S Government…

Get two giant speakers. One playing Never Gonna Give You Up and the other playing Trololo.

May 18, 2012 at 10:25PM EDT

User Name wrote:

As much as I dislike the U.S Government…

Get two giant speakers. One playing Never Gonna Give You Up and the other playing Trololo.

How does this have anything to do with the US government?

May 18, 2012 at 10:32PM EDT
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I believe the WBC also made several hate slurs against Lady Gaga

So if you dance and play music, make sure you include Discostick and Pokerface in your playlist.

I also recommend checking out other common trolling attempts other people have made so do an image search for WBC trolls (or something along the lines)

A common trick is to sneak into the WBC protest lines disguised as one of them and hold up a very homoerotic sign without them noticing.

Then people will take a picture of the protesters holding up signs such as “God hates fags”, “Damn the military” and “I love fondling testicles”

Last edited May 18, 2012 at 10:38PM EDT
May 18, 2012 at 10:38PM EDT
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Gotta love that first amendment.

May 19, 2012 at 09:20AM EDT
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Go over there dressed like a giant penis with another friend dresses like a giant penis as well…
Better yet:
1. Make a group
2. Dress up like penis
3. Make a choreographed dance
4.



5. SHOW THEM WHAT YO GOT!

Last edited May 19, 2012 at 09:39AM EDT
May 19, 2012 at 09:34AM EDT

Piano wrote:

How does this have anything to do with the US government?

May 19, 2012 at 09:44AM EDT

I suggest making a sign in glitter that says “Dick tastes yummy”. For the lulz.

Last edited May 19, 2012 at 11:04AM EDT
May 19, 2012 at 11:01AM EDT

Go wearing nothing but your military shirt.
Grind on them
???
PROFIT

May 19, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT
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If you do dance, play “Dancing Queen” or “Always”. That’ll shock them.

May 19, 2012 at 11:24AM EDT
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Update
Well, they came. At the local McDonalds. (how fitting lol) Only like 8 of them.
They couldn’t get any closer to post so they settled there.
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When I showed up, this was the amount of anti-protesters! They were trolled enough.
Check out the “Haters gonna hate” sign. :)




So after 45 min. they left.
So stupid…

May 19, 2012 at 12:52PM EDT
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Did you get your dick out?
They enjoy that kind of thing, you know.

May 19, 2012 at 01:17PM EDT
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Congratulations on a successful counter protest then!
For great justice.

May 19, 2012 at 01:44PM EDT
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In case you can’t read it, the kid’s sign says “God hates no one.”

May 19, 2012 at 02:12PM EDT
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Fridge wrote:

In case you can’t read it, the kid’s sign says “God hates no one.”

From here it looks like god hates OP.

May 19, 2012 at 06:00PM EDT
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Alex wrote:

So apparently westboro Baptist Church is going to be protesting outside of Fort Hood tomorrow. Since I am a soldier and they want me dead and stuff, fuck them.

What should me and my buddies do to fuck with them?

Aw, I was too late. I was going to suggest you make sure to use the wrong form of your/you’re since that drives people nuts!

May 19, 2012 at 09:02PM EDT
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It’s a shame that there are police around the WBC. If that wasn’t the case, I would so easily kill them in a massacre.

May 19, 2012 at 09:47PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

It’s a shame that there are police around the WBC. If that wasn’t the case, I would so easily kill them in a massacre.

Hey, don’t be that way. Let them drink their Kool Aid, after that you won’t see them again.

May 19, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

It’s a shame that there are police around the WBC. If that wasn’t the case, I would so easily kill them in a massacre.

I know you’re joking (or at least I hope you are), but violence isn’t the answer. If you meet their ignorant hate-speech with blind, vigilante violence, then you’re not much better than them.

They’re haters. Haters gonna hate- it’s what they do.

May 20, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT
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Alex wrote:

Update
Well, they came. At the local McDonalds. (how fitting lol) Only like 8 of them.
They couldn’t get any closer to post so they settled there.
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When I showed up, this was the amount of anti-protesters! They were trolled enough.
Check out the “Haters gonna hate” sign. :)




So after 45 min. they left.
So stupid…

For anyone curious, that’s basically what Texas looks like all the time.

May 20, 2012 at 12:56AM EDT
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@RF
You should totes come chill up here in the North Pole of Texas… We’re so much more laid back, and there’s a lot of meth labs in the countryside, so if you’re a Breaking Bad fan like me, it’s great!

May 20, 2012 at 01:03AM EDT
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Patrick wrote:

@RF
You should totes come chill up here in the North Pole of Texas… We’re so much more laid back, and there’s a lot of meth labs in the countryside, so if you’re a Breaking Bad fan like me, it’s great!

I’ve heard about those. I’ll be fine where I am.

May 20, 2012 at 01:06AM EDT
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Well, Texas is very crazy religious wide. You’ll be safe in Dallas.

May 20, 2012 at 01:07AM EDT
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chowzburgerz wrote:

Well, Texas is very crazy religious wide. You’ll be safe in Dallas.

I like Austin better. Very groovy city.

May 20, 2012 at 01:10AM EDT
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I live in Houston what should I do…
Let me gather some people….
I will need some bows n’ arrows…
And some bulls…

May 20, 2012 at 05:17PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

For anyone curious, that’s basically what Texas looks like all the time.

Nah, man.

Add more guys with shotguns shooting hippies, punching mountain lions, and riding longhorns around.

Then it’d be about right.

May 20, 2012 at 05:21PM EDT
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Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Nah, man.

Add more guys with shotguns shooting hippies, punching mountain lions, and riding longhorns around.

Then it’d be about right.

Well, that’s what most large cities in Texas look like, then. Gloomy sky, too clustered, ugly roads.

May 20, 2012 at 05:26PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

Well, that’s what most large cities in Texas look like, then. Gloomy sky, too clustered, ugly roads.

Sheesh, tone it down, man. What are you, a representative of the Texas Board of Tourism?

May 21, 2012 at 04:19AM EDT
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