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PETA launches porn site

Last posted Jun 24, 2012 at 02:37AM EDT. Added Jun 06, 2012 at 01:09AM EDT
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That’ll sure show animal abusers! In fact, I think I’ll go vegetarian right now!
OH WAIT.
IM A CARNIVORE.

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:11AM EDT

Katie C. wrote:

I’m an omnivore because that’s normal

Hey everybody, Scoots Magoo over here thinks he can eat anything. What’s up with this joker?

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:18AM EDT
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Nice move? I would like to say…
Using porn as a way promote help for the animals seem a bit uncanny.
But eh, let’s see where this goes.
P.s.

Nice choice of words?

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Jun 06, 2012 at 01:19AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

Nice move? I would like to say…
Using porn as a way promote help for the animals seem a bit uncanny.
But eh, let’s see where this goes.
P.s.

Nice choice of words?

You know, Furries>Peta no matter what way you look at it.

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:20AM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Nice move? I would like to say…
Using porn as a way promote help for the animals seem a bit uncanny.
But eh, let’s see where this goes.
P.s.

Nice choice of words?

> inb4 furry porn DDoS

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:21AM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

You know, Furries>Peta no matter what way you look at it.

…Are you making fun of furries?

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:24AM EDT

Tell me when they get the Tentacle Pron up.

…oh wait… Useing squid in sexual activities is animal abuse.
I label this website BORING!!

Jun 06, 2012 at 01:29AM EDT
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Good thinking PETA. The sure way to teach our younger generation the finer values of respecting the fauna we share our Earth with is to…show them nudes…

…that’s it I’m positive that everything PETA does, they do it just to whore attention.

Jun 06, 2012 at 06:02AM EDT
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First, they accuse Mario for killing Tanookis for their fur, and now, they’re making PORN!?

Jun 06, 2012 at 10:07AM EDT

Mexx Android wrote:

…Are you making fun of furries?

No, but I’m saying that even if you look at furries in the most negative way possible, they still seem better than PETA no matter how positive one looks at them.

I don’t view furries negatively.

Jun 06, 2012 at 10:17AM EDT
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How can peta make decent porn if they’re against people getting meat in their bodies?

Iamslow : 1
Peta : -9001

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Jun 06, 2012 at 10:48AM EDT
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Alright let’s get the Puns, Allusions, Oxymorons, and Irony out of the way:

Oddly enough, they seem to enjoy PORKIN’ IT.

I wonder if they like it DOGGY STYLE.

Poor women of PETA still have to deal with BIG MEAT.

Uh…

LOL PETAPHILE.

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:06AM EDT
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ITS TIME TO CRANK UP THAT PETA SHIT SWITCH AND DIAL UP THE FUR DUAL OF ASS, WE GOT SHITTY NINTENDO RIP OFFS ON PC AND MAC

•Eating meat helped us evolve.
•Tofu is tastless junk.
•Your game is tasteless, graphic junk.
•No right-minded person likes PETA anyway.
•Nintendo should sue you for this.

•He gets it from a fucking magicial leaf with eyes, NOT BY SKINNING A ANIMAL.
•Nintendo also should sue you for this.

•They pretty much defeated the purpose of protecting animals, by making a game where your brutally torturing a turkey for dinner. PETA is twisted and some shit needs to go down for them to stop.

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:29AM EDT

Karmacharged wrote:

ITS TIME TO CRANK UP THAT PETA SHIT SWITCH AND DIAL UP THE FUR DUAL OF ASS, WE GOT SHITTY NINTENDO RIP OFFS ON PC AND MAC

•Eating meat helped us evolve.
•Tofu is tastless junk.
•Your game is tasteless, graphic junk.
•No right-minded person likes PETA anyway.
•Nintendo should sue you for this.

•He gets it from a fucking magicial leaf with eyes, NOT BY SKINNING A ANIMAL.
•Nintendo also should sue you for this.

•They pretty much defeated the purpose of protecting animals, by making a game where your brutally torturing a turkey for dinner. PETA is twisted and some shit needs to go down for them to stop.

I’m hungry.

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:35AM EDT
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Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender wrote:

That’ll sure show animal abusers! In fact, I think I’ll go vegetarian right now!
OH WAIT.
IM A CARNIVORE.

RAAAWWR RAWW RA RA, RAWWWR!!….RAWRRR RA RAWR RA, RAAAAAAAWRRR?!?!??!

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:39AM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

No, but I’m saying that even if you look at furries in the most negative way possible, they still seem better than PETA no matter how positive one looks at them.

I don’t view furries negatively.

Oh, well know I feel stupid.

Thanks for telling me your opinion though.

Jun 06, 2012 at 12:19PM EDT

Wow, seriously? A XXX site? My god, they just don’t know when to stop. You’d think that sooner or later, they’d realize that they’re making themselves look like a bunch of fucking retarded hypocrites, but no. They still don’t see how much fail they are.

Jun 06, 2012 at 12:21PM EDT
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Think about this…

Furries like to get in touch with their inner animal.

PETA bombs animal shelters and thinks that humans are the complete bane to animals because they eat animals…even though people are animals.

Who understands animals more?

Jun 06, 2012 at 12:32PM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

Think about this…

Furries like to get in touch with their inner animal.

PETA bombs animal shelters and thinks that humans are the complete bane to animals because they eat animals…even though people are animals.

Who understands animals more?

Everyone does care and understand about animals, we love cats and dogs and other crazy shit…

BUT NOT LIKE THIS.

In fact, why does PeTA never hate furrys? Aren’t we supposed to save animals, not use them for our sexual amusement, or hallucinate that we are actual animals, and not human beings?

Whatever the fuck happened to the original PeTA; the one that actually were animal-saving vigilantes?

Instead, they just join in with the fun and become attention whores, and make rip offs of who they accuse and explain bad reasons why the ones they accuse are portrayed as animal killing assholes.

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Jun 06, 2012 at 03:25PM EDT

Anako wrote:

Uh, yeah. No thanks.

Jun 06, 2012 at 03:46PM EDT

Karmacharged wrote:

ITS TIME TO CRANK UP THAT PETA SHIT SWITCH AND DIAL UP THE FUR DUAL OF ASS, WE GOT SHITTY NINTENDO RIP OFFS ON PC AND MAC

•Eating meat helped us evolve.
•Tofu is tastless junk.
•Your game is tasteless, graphic junk.
•No right-minded person likes PETA anyway.
•Nintendo should sue you for this.

•He gets it from a fucking magicial leaf with eyes, NOT BY SKINNING A ANIMAL.
•Nintendo also should sue you for this.

•They pretty much defeated the purpose of protecting animals, by making a game where your brutally torturing a turkey for dinner. PETA is twisted and some shit needs to go down for them to stop.

Fun fact: Super Tofu Boy had a larger budget than Super Meat Boy.

Jun 06, 2012 at 04:03PM EDT
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Anako wrote:

Uh, yeah. No thanks.

This guy looks like a sex offender if I didn’t know any better. Or a creepy perv at the least.

Jun 06, 2012 at 05:41PM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

This guy looks like a sex offender if I didn’t know any better. Or a creepy perv at the least.

Well, they don’t seem to think kids should wear clothes either.

Jun 06, 2012 at 08:07PM EDT
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Ric Tesla wrote:

This guy looks like a sex offender if I didn’t know any better. Or a creepy perv at the least.

Believe it or not, He’s an [adult pornography] actor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

>mfw he his capable of autofellatio:

Last edited Jun 06, 2012 at 08:54PM EDT
Jun 06, 2012 at 08:49PM EDT
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Mexx Android wrote:

Nice move? I would like to say…
Using porn as a way promote help for the animals seem a bit uncanny.
But eh, let’s see where this goes.
P.s.

Nice choice of words?

Dear PETA,

HUMANS ARE TECHNICALLY ANIMALS. We are eukaryotes belonging to the Kingdom Animalia.

Sincerely, KYM.

Jun 06, 2012 at 09:39PM EDT

William Schnell wrote:

Dear PETA,

HUMANS ARE TECHNICALLY ANIMALS. We are eukaryotes belonging to the Kingdom Animalia.

Sincerely, KYM.

PETA is deluded and thinks that humans are actually demons

Jun 06, 2012 at 09:45PM EDT
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William Schnell wrote:

Dear PETA,

HUMANS ARE TECHNICALLY ANIMALS. We are eukaryotes belonging to the Kingdom Animalia.

Sincerely, KYM.

P.S, We are also:

Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species: Homo Sapiens

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Jun 06, 2012 at 10:04PM EDT

CitationNeeded wrote:

I don’t see how
Oh wait, PETA.
Lol, logic.

This pretty much sums it up.

Jun 06, 2012 at 10:26PM EDT
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Efrain wrote:

ಠ_ಠ

I see panties, someone’s a hypocrite.

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:20PM EDT
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Karmacharged wrote:

ITS TIME TO CRANK UP THAT PETA SHIT SWITCH AND DIAL UP THE FUR DUAL OF ASS, WE GOT SHITTY NINTENDO RIP OFFS ON PC AND MAC

•Eating meat helped us evolve.
•Tofu is tastless junk.
•Your game is tasteless, graphic junk.
•No right-minded person likes PETA anyway.
•Nintendo should sue you for this.

•He gets it from a fucking magicial leaf with eyes, NOT BY SKINNING A ANIMAL.
•Nintendo also should sue you for this.

•They pretty much defeated the purpose of protecting animals, by making a game where your brutally torturing a turkey for dinner. PETA is twisted and some shit needs to go down for them to stop.

Oh how I wish Nintendo would’ve sued for those things, it certainly would’ve taken PETA down a peg, but sadly, Nintendo just rolled their eyes and went “lol PETA.”

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:33PM EDT
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Ashki wrote:

Oh how I wish Nintendo would’ve sued for those things, it certainly would’ve taken PETA down a peg, but sadly, Nintendo just rolled their eyes and went “lol PETA.”

Suing across borders is hard.

Jun 06, 2012 at 11:48PM EDT
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Efrain wrote:

ಠ_ಠ

Jun 07, 2012 at 04:24PM EDT

PETA, if you’re against ethical treatment of animals, why haven’t you noticed this yet?

Instead, you people have nothing better to do than make Pornography, ripoff Nintendo Games, and think about fur and fur only, haven’t you realized that Fur isn’t everything to do with Ethical Treatment?

Somewhere, right now, there is a tens of homeless dogs, cats and other animals being shipped into gas chambers, being suffocated by their own vomit, without oxygen, and all you do is ignore it and other means of torture for some shitty reason that has no reason to do with ethical treatment, you are all assholes that deserve to go to hell.

IN ADDITION, YOU ARE ALL INHUMANE, ASSANINE FAGGOTS THAT ARE EITHER MENTALLY RETARTED OR ON SHROOMS. DID YOU NOT HEAR THE PAINFUL CRIES OF THE HELPLESS DOGS AND OTHER ANIMALS IN THAT FUCKING BOX?! NOT ONLY THAT, WE WEAR MOSTLY COTTON, NOT FUR, SO YOU BETTER GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS YOU ASSHOLES!

Last edited Jun 18, 2012 at 10:14PM EDT
Jun 18, 2012 at 10:09PM EDT

Karmacharged wrote:

ITS TIME TO CRANK UP THAT PETA SHIT SWITCH AND DIAL UP THE FUR DUAL OF ASS, WE GOT SHITTY NINTENDO RIP OFFS ON PC AND MAC

•Eating meat helped us evolve.
•Tofu is tastless junk.
•Your game is tasteless, graphic junk.
•No right-minded person likes PETA anyway.
•Nintendo should sue you for this.

•He gets it from a fucking magicial leaf with eyes, NOT BY SKINNING A ANIMAL.
•Nintendo also should sue you for this.

•They pretty much defeated the purpose of protecting animals, by making a game where your brutally torturing a turkey for dinner. PETA is twisted and some shit needs to go down for them to stop.

> Evil Ronald McDonald
> Unhappy meals
> Keeps mentioning slaughter

Jun 19, 2012 at 02:16AM EDT
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Karmacharged wrote:

PETA, if you’re against ethical treatment of animals, why haven’t you noticed this yet?

Instead, you people have nothing better to do than make Pornography, ripoff Nintendo Games, and think about fur and fur only, haven’t you realized that Fur isn’t everything to do with Ethical Treatment?

Somewhere, right now, there is a tens of homeless dogs, cats and other animals being shipped into gas chambers, being suffocated by their own vomit, without oxygen, and all you do is ignore it and other means of torture for some shitty reason that has no reason to do with ethical treatment, you are all assholes that deserve to go to hell.

IN ADDITION, YOU ARE ALL INHUMANE, ASSANINE FAGGOTS THAT ARE EITHER MENTALLY RETARTED OR ON SHROOMS. DID YOU NOT HEAR THE PAINFUL CRIES OF THE HELPLESS DOGS AND OTHER ANIMALS IN THAT FUCKING BOX?! NOT ONLY THAT, WE WEAR MOSTLY COTTON, NOT FUR, SO YOU BETTER GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS YOU ASSHOLES!

Because they f*cking do this themselves.

Yep, PETA, of all people “euthanizes” (murders) 87% of all the pets in their care.

Animal rights my ass.

Last edited Jun 20, 2012 at 03:43AM EDT
Jun 20, 2012 at 03:43AM EDT
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Twins the Serendipitous Serval wrote:

Because they f*cking do this themselves.

Yep, PETA, of all people “euthanizes” (murders) 87% of all the pets in their care.

Animal rights my ass.

Ok, thats it, I had enough with fucking PETA, if they’re going to euthanize animals and call themselves P eople for the E thical T reatment of A nimals, FUCK THEM. Tell someone; a friend, a neighbor, DCIGs, the Bullshit Man (James Rolfe) a whole town, the nation, Anonymous, the whole entire world, ANYONE, about the real truth about PETA, or, the People for the Euthanization Treatment of Animals.

Last edited Jun 20, 2012 at 03:51PM EDT
Jun 20, 2012 at 03:48PM EDT

PETA, okay.

Have you ever seen the movie, Alien, and probably Prometheus?

In those two movies, there is so much rape and genitalia symbolism. Now, there are these cute little critters called facehuggers.

They hatch from an egg, laid by a Queen. You see, they have a proboscis, or, as your simplified Afarensis brain would know, a dick.

First, they latch onto your face. Don’t worry, they can burn through your helmet fast enough.

Then, they stick their proboscis down your throat, pumping a baby. Keep in mind, it doesn’t give food, so it has to feed off anything inside you. Better start thinking about cooking that meat from the animals you kill.

When it’s old enough, after about 5 hours or so, it punches out of your chest.

It usually escapes, beginning the 3rd cycle of life.

The Xenomorph.

It’s about 7 feet tall. It retains traits of you, so if you ever did any naughty stuff behind your computers, it will probably do that to your fell members.

It’s also an animal. It has instincts and a life cycle, like I mentioned. So you wouldn’t DIRECTLY kill it, oh no, you might just “accidently” fire off a gun at it.

Sometimes, a Xeno born from a woman will develop into a Queen. Bigger and badder than the rest, it lays eggs.

Or maybe, by a chance, it gets your birth system. Good, the resulting human xeno hybrid abomination will give you what’s coming.

So, all of the above I hope happens to you for allowing the death of the animals in your “care.”

Jun 21, 2012 at 11:18PM EDT
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