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Look what the chucklefucks have done now

That’ll sure show animal abusers! In fact, I think I’ll go vegetarian right now!
OH WAIT.
IM A CARNIVORE.

I’m an omnivore because that’s normal

Hey everybody, Scoots Magoo over here thinks he can eat anything. What’s up with this joker?

Nice move? I would like to say…
Using porn as a way promote help for the animals seem a bit uncanny.
But eh, let’s see where this goes.
P.s.

Nice choice of words?

You know, Furries>Peta no matter what way you look at it.

> inb4 furry porn DDoS

…Are you making fun of furries?

One would think PETA would be against easting pussy….

Tell me when they get the Tentacle Pron up.

…oh wait… Useing squid in sexual activities is animal abuse.
I label this website BORING!!

I don’t know if I can fap to it…

But damn it, I am going to try!

I don’t see how
Oh wait, PETA.
Lol, logic.

Good thinking PETA. The sure way to teach our younger generation the finer values of respecting the fauna we share our Earth with is to…show them nudes…

…that’s it I’m positive that everything PETA does, they do it just to whore attention.

No, but I’m saying that even if you look at furries in the most negative way possible, they still seem better than PETA no matter how positive one looks at them.

I don’t view furries negatively.

How can peta make decent porn if they’re against people getting meat in their bodies?

Iamslow : 1
Peta : -9001

Alright let’s get the Puns, Allusions, Oxymorons, and Irony out of the way:

Oddly enough, they seem to enjoy PORKIN’ IT.

I wonder if they like it DOGGY STYLE.

Poor women of PETA still have to deal with BIG MEAT.

Uh…

LOL PETAPHILE.

I’m hungry.

RAAAWWR RAWW RA RA, RAWWWR!!….RAWRRR RA RAWR RA, RAAAAAAAWRRR?!?!??!

Oh, well know I feel stupid.

Thanks for telling me your opinion though.

Wow, seriously? A XXX site? My god, they just don’t know when to stop. You’d think that sooner or later, they’d realize that they’re making themselves look like a bunch of fucking retarded hypocrites, but no. They still don’t see how much fail they are.

Think about this…

Furries like to get in touch with their inner animal.

PETA bombs animal shelters and thinks that humans are the complete bane to animals because they eat animals…even though people are animals.

Who understands animals more?

Uh, yeah. No thanks.

Fun fact: Super Tofu Boy had a larger budget than Super Meat Boy.

This guy looks like a sex offender if I didn’t know any better. Or a creepy perv at the least.

Well, they don’t seem to think kids should wear clothes either.

Believe it or not, He’s an [adult pornography] actor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Jeremy

>mfw he his capable of autofellatio:

Dear PETA,

HUMANS ARE TECHNICALLY ANIMALS. We are eukaryotes belonging to the Kingdom Animalia.

Sincerely, KYM.

PETA is deluded and thinks that humans are actually demons

This pretty much sums it up.

ಠ_ಠ

I see panties, someone’s a hypocrite.

Ron Jeremy.

A porn star…

Never change, PETA.

Oh how I wish Nintendo would’ve sued for those things, it certainly would’ve taken PETA down a peg, but sadly, Nintendo just rolled their eyes and went “lol PETA.”

Suing across borders is hard.

who funds these guys anyways

> Evil Ronald McDonald
> Unhappy meals
> Keeps mentioning slaughter

Because they f*cking do this themselves.

Yep, PETA, of all people “euthanizes” (murders) 87% of all the pets in their care.

Animal rights my ass.

What animals could they possibly save by making porn?

They’re just nutjobs.

PETA, okay.

Have you ever seen the movie, Alien, and probably Prometheus?

In those two movies, there is so much rape and genitalia symbolism. Now, there are these cute little critters called facehuggers.

They hatch from an egg, laid by a Queen. You see, they have a proboscis, or, as your simplified Afarensis brain would know, a dick.

First, they latch onto your face. Don’t worry, they can burn through your helmet fast enough.

Then, they stick their proboscis down your throat, pumping a baby. Keep in mind, it doesn’t give food, so it has to feed off anything inside you. Better start thinking about cooking that meat from the animals you kill.

When it’s old enough, after about 5 hours or so, it punches out of your chest.

It usually escapes, beginning the 3rd cycle of life.

The Xenomorph.

It’s about 7 feet tall. It retains traits of you, so if you ever did any naughty stuff behind your computers, it will probably do that to your fell members.

It’s also an animal. It has instincts and a life cycle, like I mentioned. So you wouldn’t DIRECTLY kill it, oh no, you might just “accidently” fire off a gun at it.

Sometimes, a Xeno born from a woman will develop into a Queen. Bigger and badder than the rest, it lays eggs.

Or maybe, by a chance, it gets your birth system. Good, the resulting human xeno hybrid abomination will give you what’s coming.

So, all of the above I hope happens to you for allowing the death of the animals in your “care.”