I recently bumped into the “Wierdest guy you ever encountered in LoL” thread on the EUW Forums, and found quite a few hilarious stories from players. I just have to share some of these gems (they’re truly outrageous). I don’t suppose any of you have run into this kind of people while playing LoL?
There’s a lot of text, so I’ll put it all under a spoiler.
Originally Posted by Neosmíes:
Hands down the most creepiest thing ever happen to me. Solotop Mundo and support Karma premade. They were apparently roleplaying cause they talked to each other all the time in this fashion:
mundo kills someone
mundo: “Are you pleased, mistress? Is Mundo a good boy?”
karma: “Yes you are my very own good boy, Mundo. Now kill some more for your mistress.”
Originally Posted by andy5538:
a mordekaiser in ranked who called himself the prophet of pushing
he kept saying things like “for eternity, push we must” or “join our push, or be erased from the very existence”
he never left top, got a triple kill when they tried to gank him, and was in their base by 25 minutes
Originally Posted by Arresfield:
Hm the wierdest guy i ever played with is a nasus.
He didnt wrote a thing until midgame when he popped ghost, ulti and slowed their caitlyn while he was writing TANKUS IS COMING FOR YOU! and after every kill he got he wrote Who let the Tankus out? voffeli voff
Originally Posted by iReVo0Zz:
Played with a gragas that had macroed.
So whenever he used his body slam, it would say in all chat: “Fatty smack”
Originally Posted by Xenopuff:
Had a solotop Xin with 0 cs after 20min and when we askt wth he was doin he just replys
“Sorry guys i cant kill them, im a pacifist”
Originally Posted by Nav024:
A solotop Fiddle, and everytime anybody said SS, he went “THEY’RE COMING FOR ME”
And sat next to his tower until RE was called. xD
Originally Posted by StuffWithSwords:
This guy who was pretending to be a p*mp…
Kept running out of bushes with the pre-typed sentence of “HEY YO WANNA MAKE MONEY” and it looked hilarious. When we got Dragon he said “Don’t you b*tches forget thas’ ma’ mudaf*kin money yo”. Kills he got would be responded with “Pimp hand strong yo” and “Stay in line b*tch”.
At the end he went like “This ma’ turf don’t forget yo”. He was playing Mafia Graves and had so much swag.
Hecarim ulted enemies and the “p*mp” just screamed “DRIVE BY YOOOOOOOOO” And “GET ON THE FLOOOOOOOR”.
Originally Posted by Absence of Light:
My best encounter was a veigar solo top.
Yes, he insta locked after we got a malz mid. (me on first pick)
So we let him, thinking that it was better then nothing.
He never spoke, never did anything but farm farm farm his Q. I think he reached about 800~900 AP before he finally moved in, tripple killed in a 1v3 and took down the other 2 right after echother taking down the last 2 mid turrets and the inhib and then said in /all “You have failed the test” and DCd. we won still won, but WTH was that.
still gives me the creeps.
Originally Posted by Bumz:
I was playing in a four man premade. The four of us were on Skype, going for some nice, casual normal games. We queued up, found a match and our random instapicked Mordekaiser and asked for mid. We didn’t care and let the guy go mid. So far nothing unusual..
The game was pretty balanced, with none of us really winning or losing our lanes. Mordekaiser seemed to be getting stomped though. Since it was a normal game we didn’t mind and kept doing our thing. Still nothing unusual.
Around the 35 minute mark we were a bit ahead. We were barely able to win teamfights and couldn’t get in a position to properly push. We wanted to grab Baron, hoping we could tip the scales that way. Mordekaiser was doing better at this point. He had decent farm and bought some proper items. Before we could get to Baron he suddenly said “We can finish this now guys.” We were pretty surprised and started discussing over Skype what the hell this guy was on about. We decided to play along and all of a sudden the enemy team was done for. Morde just ran toward the enemy, steamrolled right over them and finished the game. We sat there, our jaws all but hitting the floor.
In the post-game screen Morde only typed one sentence, a sentence that made him a true legend.
“No worries, Morde fix.”
Originally Posted by Noobie2k7:
Had a nautilus who i guess was taking ages loading game and when he finally joined us like 7 minutes in all he had to say was
“sorry i’m late guys but this anchor really does weigh me down” We forgave him. He did pretty good in the end too. Made me go buy nautilus after that lol.
Originally Posted by Haydom:
I’ll never forget the day I joined a blind pick just for first win. I went Irelia top and we had a Udyr in the jungle. He kept talking alone, so i figured he was using some kind of comunication device and had no mic so he was typing. But the problem is that it a personal conversation, nothing to do with LoL, like talking about girls, school and stuff. Then our ashe asked “Who is this udyr talking to?”.
He replied: “I’m talking to my dead brother, we communicate through league of legends”.
That was just freaky as ****…
And on other news, Xerath is now officially dead / Eve tier. The buffs they decided to give him were a +0.1 damage multiplier increase on his Mage Chains stun, and more Magic Penetration while in Locust of Power. His ultimate is still broken after the Scorched Earth animation “fix”, and impossible to hit anything with, so he’s lost 60% of his burst damage, making him absolutely useless.
My favourite champion destroyed, and 6300IP wasted, just for a little prettier cast animation? GJ RIOT.
Oh, and what’s that? You’re also going to nerf the support champions I happen to enjoy playing? AD carry is OP? Better nerf the support champs? F U RIOT.