Ah, good to see that Pony General is slowly being turned in its entirety to follow our
glorious fabulous and wonderful immensely wonderful leader, Rarity.
Jackal hit the nail on the head with why Rarity is the best pony. He also mentioned a reason why a lot of people, myself included, voiced disappointment with Rarity’s appearances in s3. She didn’t really do anything noticeable, compared to others, for one, and she didn’t seem to express the depth she usually does. RD got to show her tender side (twice), Fluttershy got to show how she’s not just Yellowquiet and isn’t a gullible idiot. Applejack got to show how she’s not a background pony (LOOK AT DAT SCREEN TIME!). And Pinkie Pie got to show how she deals with self-worth problems, and how she forever stands at the brink of depression if her friends so much as hint that they might not appreciate Pinkie Pie’s efforts to brighten their day, due to the crushing void in her heart that yearns to be filled with the love received from being-
Okay, so you get the point. Rarity didn’t get enough love in season 3. Which is simply a travesty, as we can all agree. Just like we can all agree Rarity is best pony.
Besides RandomMan because he’s a retarded manchild that likes Pinkie because HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!
Now to revive old topics:
@Headcanon on Humanized Races:
All of them.
Now to show my actual list…
Pinkie Pie and Bugs Bunny, Babs Seed and the Statue of Liberty, Rarity and Tom, Tom and Bloomberg, Tom and Spike, Tom and the Diamond Dogs, Tom and Rocky, Tom and Madam le Fleur, Tom and the fucking turnip I can’t recall the name of, Tom and the dust thingy, Tom and the Kitchen Sink, Tom and Dan the Man (the Legend), Michael Jones and Gavin Free (The One True OTP, not related to MLP) Minecraft Steve and Rarity, Dovahkiin and Spike, Tom and Smarty Pants, Big Mac and Smarty Pants, Fancy Pants and Smarty Pants, Spike and Kenji, Braeburn and Big Mac, Braeburn and Fancy Pants, Braeburn and Soarin, Braeburn and Snowflake, Braeburn and every mare, Braeburn and Thunder Lane, Braeburn and Tom (The Two True OTP), Braeburn and Bloomberg, Rainbow Dash and Daring-Do, Pinkie Pie and Pewdie Pie, Thunder Lane and Rarity, Snowflake and Flitter, Featherweight and Sweetie Belle (The Three True OTP), Scootaloo and Rumble, Applebloom and Truffle Shuffle, Truffle Shuffle and Twist, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, Diamond Tiara and Applebloom, Sheriff Silver Star and Braeburn, Braeburn and Little Strongheart, Chief Thunderhooves and Bloomberg, Iron Will and Fluttershy, Steven Magnet and Rarity, Steven Magnet and Braeburn, King Sombra and Nightmare Moon, Discord and Tom, Discord and Pinkie Pie, Celestia and Cake, Luna and Abacus, Chrysalis and Cheese, Discord and Pigeon Hunters, Trixie and Merciless Death to her and all she loves, Twilight Sparkle and Books, Twilight Sparkle and Tomes, Twilight Sparkle and Murdering the Show, Twilight Sparkle and Scrolls, RandomMan and being a humongous faggot, Pinkie Pie and thinking RandomMan is a humongous faggot, Pinkie Pie and Chocolate, Pinkie Pie and Diabetes, Pinkie Pie and Cholesterol, Pinkie Pie and Truffle Shuffle, Pinkie Pie and Twist, Lyra and Bon-bon, Rainbow Dash and Skittles, Zecora and Spike, Luna and Pipsqueak, Pyro and a Soiled Image of Luna, Popper and a slightly-less-soiled image of Chrysalis, RandomMan and every dick in existence, RandomMan and the thought of sucking dicks, RandomMan and being a humongous faggot again, RandomMan and Satan, Matt and Pat (unrelated to MLP but worth note), Woolie and Drugs (unrelated still, but worth note), Bolin and Tom, Toph and Tom, Sokka and Luna, Gummy and Angel, Opal and Tank, Waiter Pony and Spike’s Badass Sandwhich, Crackle and Rice Krispie Cereal, Crackle and Tom, Rarity and Crackle, Rarity and Fancy Pants, Rarity and Big Mac, Rarity and nobody because she’s a strong independent woman and don’t need no stallion, Rarity and Spike, Rarity and Scott Pilgrim, Rarity and Braeburn, Rarity and anything she wants because best pony, Rainbow Dash and Jokermort, Rainbow Dash and Sugar Cubes, Applejack and Bloomberg, Applejack and Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity, Fluttershy and Angel, Fluttershy and Discord, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Crystal Ponies, Shining Armor and Cadence, Trixie and Die in a Fire, Gilda and Not Giving a Fuck, Babs Seed and Michael Jackson’s Bad Album, Babs Seed and Johnny Appleseed, Doctor Hooves and Not-Derpy Hooves, Lyra and Not-Hands, Derpy and Not-muffins, and Sombra and Spike.
I wrote all of that.
And I didn’t continue because those are just the ships I think are feasible.